The second newest member of the Southgate Shivs still hasn't gotten rid of the "FNG" tag mainly because no one believes New Fish will survive past his first game.

Jonas was a talented computer hacker with a penchant for the fast life. Not a great combination when night of partying with blow-covered models results in a sloppy job stealing money from the mob. Given the option of some concrete shoes or confessing to a crime he didn't commit Jonas picked the less immediate evil. Currently serving a metric butt-load of time for a drive-by that took out a couple of rival dealers and paralyzed a little girl.

Jonas took the liberty of freeing <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4556655">Ian Brady "The Moors Murderer"</a> from his incarceration, as well as from this mortal coil in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2303893">this game.</a>