Freddy "too fast" Fredrick, is one of the many loyal criminals to the empire. as the son of an aristrocrat he was given a proper diet and an excellent education after war tax claim his fathers fortune Freddy took his one asset a blinding speed he had since childhood and put it to work stealing a number of valueble artifacts from chruches and royal keeps. he was never caught, but when he was rounded up by the army he decided he could put his master theif skillz to better use, he never showcased his fullest potential and so was assign to backwater bilge. After stealing some very important documents from the chaos general for his, an incident he very narrowly escape thanks daring escape involving a brothel, a parade, crossdressing, and several now very confused donkeys. One of the witnesses to this event was the coach of bilge boozers. he imediately set up to sign him up. if the team wins the championship Freddy "too fast" Fredrick will be given his fathers old lands back, not to mention a life time supply of bloodwieser.