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Big Guy
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Prehensile Tail
Thick Skull
Already, at barely the start of his first tournament, Ixuotlapacht has received dozens of death threats.
Of course, with a brain roughly the size of a pea, and thick plating to stop it even getting some air every now and then, Ixuotlapacht couldn't care less.
PS If you foul him, I swear to god the player that does it gets nailed by 8 skinks.