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Darwinawards
Do It Yourself, Do Yourself In
#6
Anointed Thrower
MA
5
ST
4
AG
2
AV
7
R
938
B
104
P
0
F
0
G
48
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
40
Mvp
0
GPP
124
XPP
0
SPP
124
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Pass
Regeneration
Sure Hands
+ST (50k)
Block (20k)
Break Tackle (30k)
Dodge (30k)
Kick-Off Return (20k)
2000 Darwin Award Winner
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(2000, Colorado) Summer is the most blissful of seasons, when our favorite summertime activity -- do it yourself stupidity -- kicks into high gear. Meet Charles, 34, a Denver masonry contractor who created brick and mortar edifices. Charles was in construction. He had worked on houses, he had watched electricians install wiring. He believed this qualified him as a member of the Junior Electrician Society. He figured he could handle any electrical issue that came up around his own home.
One day on the job, Charles was apparently bonked in the head by his bricks. He had the great idea! He would build an electric fence in his own backyard. "An electric fence will keep the dogs in." Charles connected a wire to an extension cord, and managed to encircle his backyard with a 120-V strand of wire without mishap. His dogs will not be sued for puppy support with this security system in place!
The household became accustomed to the fence, and things settled down to normal, until Charles picked up a passion for gardening. Charles had a real nice set of tomatoes, and I'm not referring to his wife. One day he reached for a tomato, put his hand on the electrified wire, and there's really no need to explain what happened next.
Why did this man die? Like other inexperienced people, he thought he knew what he was doing. But his design had two major flaws. Fences constructed for dogs use one-tenth the voltage of cattle fences (which do use 120 volts.) And he needed to install a repeater, which transmits 150-microsecond pulses, to hit a cow with a jolt of juice that cuts off in time to avoid creating a pile of rare steaks by the fence.
The moral of this story is, as always, one of the guiding principles of common sense: if you don't know how to do something, don't do it!
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(2000, Colorado) Summer is the most blissful of seasons, when our favorite summertime activity -- do it yourself stupidity -- kicks into high gear. Meet Charles, 34, a Denver masonry contractor who created brick and mortar edifices. Charles was in construction. He had worked on houses, he had watched electricians install wiring. He believed this qualified him as a member of the Junior Electrician Society. He figured he could handle any electrical issue that came up around his own home.
One day on the job, Charles was apparently bonked in the head by his bricks. He had the great idea! He would build an electric fence in his own backyard. "An electric fence will keep the dogs in." Charles connected a wire to an extension cord, and managed to encircle his backyard with a 120-V strand of wire without mishap. His dogs will not be sued for puppy support with this security system in place!
The household became accustomed to the fence, and things settled down to normal, until Charles picked up a passion for gardening. Charles had a real nice set of tomatoes, and I'm not referring to his wife. One day he reached for a tomato, put his hand on the electrified wire, and there's really no need to explain what happened next.
Why did this man die? Like other inexperienced people, he thought he knew what he was doing. But his design had two major flaws. Fences constructed for dogs use one-tenth the voltage of cattle fences (which do use 120 volts.) And he needed to install a repeater, which transmits 150-microsecond pulses, to hit a cow with a jolt of juice that cuts off in time to avoid creating a pile of rare steaks by the fence.
The moral of this story is, as always, one of the guiding principles of common sense: if you don't know how to do something, don't do it!
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2012-01-30
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-01-31
-
2
-
-
-
6
2012-02-03
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-02-03
-
2
-
-
-
6
2012-02-07
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-02-08
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-02-08
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-02-10
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-02-11
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-02-11
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-02-12
-
2
-
-
-
6
2012-02-12
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-02-13
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-02-17
-
2
-
-
-
6
2013-06-29
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-06-30
-
2
-
-
-
6
2013-06-30
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-07-01
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-07-02
-
2
-
-
-
6
2013-07-02
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-07-02
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-07-02
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-07-03
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-10-05
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-10-21
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-10-26
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-10-30
-
-
-
1
-
2
2014-11-07
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-03-12
-
2
-
-
-
6
2015-03-14
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-06-01
-
2
-
-
-
6
2015-06-07
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-06-11
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-06-23
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1
-
-
-
3