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Slow Motion Stupidity
Roster [C] High Elf

Stupidity at 2500 FPS

Future Stupidity:


Lawn Mower + Carpet
Aerosol Can + Barbecue Grill
Rocket Powered Drying Rack
Creme Fraiche + Lawn Mower
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Throwing the Wrong Way
Thrower
6 3 2+ 2+ 9+
Cloud Burster, Pass, Safe Pass
Catch, Dodge, Block
   10 40 1 0 2 1 25/28 160k
(100+60)k
  
2
Wrecking Ball + Red Cabbage
Blitzer
7 3 2+ 4+ 9+
Block
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/18 100k
(100+0)k
  
3
Coke + Chainsaw
Blitzer
7 3 2+ 4+ 9+
Block
Dodge
   10 0 0 0 3 0 0/20 120k
(100+20)k
  
4
Waterbed + Needle
Catcher
8 3 2+ 5+ 8+
Catch
 m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 90k
(0)k
  
5
FIshbowl + Wrecking Ball
Catcher
8 3 2+ 5+ 8+
Catch
Dodge, Wrestle, Tackle
   9 0 8 0 0 1 2/28 150k
(90+60)k
  
6
Egg + Baseball Bat
Catcher
8 3 2+ 5+ 8+
Catch
Dauntless, Block
   5 0 3 0 0 1 2/24 120k
(90+30)k
  
8
Paint + FIreworks
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+
Dodge
   10 0 0 0 1 1 0/20 90k
(70+20)k
  
9
Indoor Fireworks
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+
Wrestle
 n 9 0 0 0 2 2 6/20 90k
(70+20)k
  
10
Watermelon + Fireworks
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
11
Microwave + Red Wine
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+ n 9 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
13
Cake + Fireworks
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+
Wrestle
   10 0 0 0 2 1 2/20 90k
(70+20)k
  
17
Sylvester Cleartree
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game) Elven Kingdoms League
Coach: happygrue Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: High Elf Dedicated Fans: 5  
Current Team Value: 1330k (±200) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 85k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1420k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:10 (6/1/3) |TD Diff:6 (15 - 9) |Cas Diff:-4 (5/5/2 - 6/9/1)
Last Opponent: Anti-Vaxxers