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Area Men United
Retired [X] Dark Elf

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Area Man Goaded Into Climbing Mt. Everest
Blitzer
7 3 4 7
Block
Dodge, Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Tackle
 -av 19 6 6 1 6 3 53/ 200k
(175)k
  
2
Area Man Perpetually In Process Of Buying Or Selling Car
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle, Leap
   14 4 8 1 1 0 32/ 160k
(170)k
  
3
Area Man Had No Idea There Was So Much To Know About Buying A Sofa
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle
   12 1 6 0 4 0 27/ 140k
(153)k
  
4
Area Man Thinking Up Funny Things To Say For Next Football Game
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle
   8 0 4 0 2 0 16/ 140k
(153)k
  
5
Area Man Somehow Even Less Popular Than He Was In High School
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block
   1 3 1 1 1 0 10/ 130k
(155)k
  
7
Area Man Disappointed To See Short Version Of Commercial
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
   25 2 1 0 2 3 24/ 110k
(125)k
  
8
Area Man Goes And Gets Himself Hit By A Goddamn Bus
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
   26 7 3 0 0 0 16/ 110k
(125)k
  
9
Area Man Doesn't Look Jewish
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge, Tackle
   26 11 2 1 4 3 42/ 130k
(140)k
  
10
Area Man's Free Time Monopolized By Friend With No Other Friends
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Guard, Dodge
   25 8 4 0 4 2 38/ 140k
(145)k
  
13
Area Man Has Naked-Lady Fetish
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
   26 7 0 0 2 1 16/ 110k
(125)k
  
14
Area Man Refuses To Accept Bus-Route Change
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Kick, Dodge
   26 7 1 1 2 3 31/ 130k
(140)k
  
15
Area Man Feeds Own Self
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard
   26 8 0 0 1 0 10/ 100k
(100)k
  
12 players  
Coach: bgygas Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1960k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:26 (15/4/7) |TD Diff:14 (48 - 34) |Cas Diff:30 (31/11/7 - 9/4/6)
Last Opponent: Filthy Rats VIII