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Gorblatz Ladz
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Formed after the death of chief Gorblat, Gorblatz Ladz are the remains of a once great orc tribe. The tribe resided in a valley between the peaks around black fire pass, the Ladz loved nothing better than a fight but when there was nothing else to do raiding parties would descend upon the the hamlets of the halfings across the border in the Moot.....

On one particularly successful raid a large group of halflings were captured alive and brought back for the pot.
"These 'uns is a bit green" declared Chief Garblat.
"Theys alright, jus makes 'em look more like goblins" answered his Shaman Wurgrub.
"Yous sure? This 'uns got maggots in 'im, an his eyes is yeller and there's cuts allover 'is belly"
"I's sure, throw 'em inna pot, it'll make 'em taste better"

So the halfings were boiled alive and the Orcs feasted, soon after many began to fall ill, violent fits of vomiting ensued. Shortly after severe dysentry began to kill the Orcs, many dying of blood loss and passing their innards in their faeces.

11 of the tribe who had been hunting and gotten lost returned to find most of the tribe dead. They made their way to Gorblatz' hut to find the Chief muttering to himself as he passed on.

"I's never wanted to be da chief................all I wanted was to play bloodbowl...............I'll get that Wurgrub................" and with that the Chief died.

The Orcs searched for days but neither Wurgrub nor his corpse could be found. They vowed to carry out his dying wish.

And so Gorblatz Ladz were formed!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Hamma
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 8
Block, Mighty Blow
 -av 12 0 1 1 5 1 20/31 120k
(115)k
  
2
Nailz
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   13 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 100k
(100)k
  
3
Busta
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   13 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 100k
(100)k
  
4
Killa
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   13 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 100k
(100)k
  
5
Slica
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
   12 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 70k
(70)k
  
6
Stabba
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Sure Hands, Dodge
 n 13 0 5 0 1 1 22/31 130k
(113)k
  
7
Gouga
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Pro, Mighty Blow
   13 0 1 0 2 3 22/31 120k
(128)k
  
8
Knacka
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow
   13 2 2 0 3 0 14/16 100k
(105)k
  
9
Urtz
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
   13 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 70k
(70)k
  
10
Howla
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Leader
   13 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 80k
(70)k
  
11
Sneaka
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   13 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
12
Creepa
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   13 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(25)k
  
13
Rippa
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
+MA, Tackle
   11 1 4 0 0 1 18/31 130k
(140)k
  
14
Chucka
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block
   9 9 1 0 1 0 14/16 90k
(105)k
  
15
Grolk
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   6 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 120k
(109)k
  
15 players  
Coach: stonedrose Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 150k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1810k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:13 (8/1/4) |TD Diff:4 (15 - 11) |Cas Diff:17 (16/9/3 - 7/2/2)
Last Opponent: changers