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Orks-wit-STDs (a.k.a "Warts") is a team of orcs shunned by most greenskin bloodbowl teams. Reason for this is simple - These Orcs all have sexually trasmitted diseases (STDs) common to other races - meaning that they interract too "closely" (or deeply) with non-orcs. It is a common knowledge that only Elves and Humans have syphilis, Dwarves and Cows have Condyloma and so on... These Orcs have 'em all. But beside all the scratching and itching Warts is a very competitive team. Most players used to be Star Players before their life with STDs. For example, Jumpy Syphilis, the team Thrower used to play in Kislev Kinkies, but got involved with a kislevian bear and ... well, you go figure out the rest. Team Motto: "It Ain't a Wart if it ain't itchin'." NEWS!!!: We lost our first game to 'em humanz and 'em bastardz killed our biggie - the troll called Playing Aids. |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3/ | 50k
(50)k |
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| 3 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(50)k |
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| 4 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(50)k |
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| 6 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 4 | 9 | Block +AG, Tackle |
n | 5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 16/ | 140k
(102)k |
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| 7 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Tackle |
5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/ | 100k
(80)k |
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| 9 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Tackle |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10/ | 100k
(80)k |
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| 10 |
Thrower
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands |
5 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4/ | 70k
(40)k |
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| 11 |
Thrower
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands |
2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2/ | 70k
(40)k |
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| 12 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 5 | 2 | 9 | +ST |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/ | 130k
(125)k |
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| 13 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 14 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 16 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(15)k |
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| Games Played: | 5 (1/0/4) | | | TD Diff: | -6 (4 - 10) | | | Cas Diff: | -2 (2/2/0 - 2/1/3) |
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| Last Opponent: Suns of Bran-O-Kor | |||||||