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Recently, the University of Kansas Research Center sponsored a highly experimental cloning program called the Cloning Of Cross-gendered Kansas Athletes, Scholars, and Students program. The COCKASS program took DNA from former and current University of Kansas students – especially student-athletes with the purpose of creating an opposite-gendered version. Some notable DNA donors included the likes of Wilt Chamberlain, Gale Sayers, Todd Reesing, and Brandon McAnderson. The experiment at first was a huge success as female versions of the donors were created. However, things went terribly wrong as a strain of the DNA from one of the donors (whose identity is unknown) was corrupted and mutated creating an abnormal rise in adrenaline and the presence of testosterone in the female clones. It goes without saying that an increased amount of adrenaline mixed with the presence of testosterone in the female sex – which is known to be already completely without reason and logic – could lead only to disaster. The subjects began showing heightened aggression, sometimes uncontrollable, and the desire to maim, kill, or otherwise destroy things and other people. The COCKASS program was forthwith shutdown, but to cover up this failed experiment, the University of Kansas enrolled these female clones and offered them all scholarships to the Jayhawk Blood Bowl team. With an admirable 4-1-0 preseason record, the Kansas Lady Jayhawks were granted application into the National College Blood Bowl league in the Smack conference during its second season. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dodge |
  | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5/6 | 90k
(30)k |
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2 |
Linewoman
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge Block, +MA |
n | 17 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 29/31 | 100k
(83)k |
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3 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dodge Mighty Blow |
  | 17 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 14/16 | 110k
(50)k |
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4 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dodge Mighty Blow |
  | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 10/16 | 110k
(50)k |
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5 |
Catcher
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge |
  | 5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4/6 | 70k
(30)k |
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6 |
Catcher
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge Block, Side Step, Pro |
  | 18 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 36/51 | 130k
(105)k |
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7 |
Blitzer
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dodge Mighty Blow |
n | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6/16 | 110k
(42)k |
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8 |
Linewoman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(30)k |
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9 |
Linewoman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(30)k |
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10 |
Linewoman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge Block |
  | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6/16 | 70k
(50)k |
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11 |
Thrower
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Pass Strong Arm, Sure Hands |
  | 18 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 27/31 | 120k
(75)k |
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12 |
Thrower
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Pass |
  | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(30)k |
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13 |
Linewoman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(30)k |
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15 |
Linewoman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge Block, Kick |
  | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 23/31 | 90k
(75)k |
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Games Played: | 18 (7/4/7) | | | TD Diff: | -2 (25 - 27) | | | Cas Diff: | -8 (9/15/3 - 17/11/7) |
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Last Opponent: UCLA Bruisins |