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Meaner Machines
Retired [X] Human

The Meaner Machines is not the first Human team I have had on fumbbl, but it is the most fun and successful one. It consist of an exotic mix of personalities - Everything from the almost psychopatchic <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=537730>Frederich Kaiser</a> and the now dead <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=537821>"Ratskin" Steiner</a> to the aged charmer <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=537744>Lt. Davidson</a> and <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=537738>Max Hurt</a>, professional crybaby.

The team went into a low after star blocker/blitzer <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=537734>Winston Smith III</a> died, but his younger brother has wowed to take his place. A nice gift of 100,000 gold coins by the respected and wise Guiseppe 'Don' DiNero (the teams first thrower <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=537727>Franco DiNero</a>'s uncle) has also helped the team stay away from the street.

Also, the teams catchers <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=537732>Calvin "Flash" Jebediah</a> and <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=539714>Freddie Mühl</a> should be mentioned - they are the ones scoring two-thirds of the time. Well, "Flash" is, anyway.

After fifteen games the team bought an ogre to strengthen the line - <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1489355>Morgfog Man-Eater</a> - but he proved wortless and suffered cardiac arrest after a few games.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
John "Devil" Harsen
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
 m 28 2 3 0 5 1 26/ 130k
(0)k
  
4
Vlad Kaufman Jr.
Lineman
6 3 3 8   22 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 50k
(50)k
  
5
Calvin "Flash" Jebediah
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Sure Feet, Dauntless, Sprint
   28 0 18 1 1 2 68/ 160k
(185)k
  
6
Pierce Nielsen
Lineman
6 3 3 8   27 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 50k
(50)k
  
7
"Lucky" Henriksen
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 50k
(50)k
  
8
David Eisenbauer
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   1 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 70k
(85)k
  
9
Winston Smith IV
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Piling On
   22 0 0 1 11 2 34/ 150k
(155)k
  
10
Lenny Joe
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Kick, Block
   28 0 0 0 1 4 22/ 90k
(95)k
  
11
Edward Murphy
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
 n 27 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 70k
(58)k
  
12
Lieutenant Brad Davidson
Lineman
5 3 3 8
Block, Tackle, Pro
 -ma 28 0 1 0 4 4 31/ 110k
(115)k
  
13
Heinrich Normann
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Dodge, Guard
   17 1 4 0 0 2 23/ 140k
(148)k
  
15
Murdoc O'Hannigan
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Pro
   23 0 0 0 6 3 27/ 90k
(95)k
  
16
Freddie Mühl
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step, Sure Hands
   24 0 13 0 0 2 49/ 130k
(163)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Sgt_Thomas Re-Rolls (100k): 6  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 4  
Team Value: 1690k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:28 (8/10/10) |TD Diff:-7 (43 - 50) |Cas Diff:16 (40/18/12 - 28/15/11)
Last Opponent: Stomper Nation