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P [R] Underworld Denizens

<u>THE CUT CREW:</u>
Aram Annunki - Owner
Henry Hale - Head Coach
Hude Warpsmouth - Head of Management
Tep Warpsmouth - Spiritual Advisor
Rakhim Warpsmouth - Senior Management
Grizzl Warpsmouth - Management (also works as a professional artist)
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/help:BabbatronPersonJaybloeWarpsmouth">Jaybloe Warpsmouth</a>: Head of Security
Rekki Warpsmouth - Master Chef & Player's Dietician
Brain Hellmarsh - Chief Technician & Pyrotechnics Specialist
Bosie Stocker - Feline Mascot
Jesuio Schtookler - Grounds Keeper
Cindy Paragolis - Food & Catering (from the Bake Hut)
Peral Pusher - Landscaping
Richy B - Musical Maestro
Tingaling Dubdub - Marketing & Sales
Hitch "The Hammer" Mongolode - Head of the C.F.C (CUT Fan Club)

THEME MUSIC: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqhsb4gQCmw">Gravediggaz - Bang Your Head (Underdog Mix)</a>

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<div id='divID' style='display:none;'>The team was founded in the harsh winter of 2512, with its operations being loyally based in the southern wastes. Part of the team's secret lies in its access to ultra rare reserves of Nephleweka warpstone.

After winning their first 5 matches in a row there was much jealousy and hatred brewing for this bold young side, i mean.. who did these little jerks think they were winning their first 5 games in a row?? Somebody had to give these odorous greenskins a short sharp shock.. And a plan was hatched to pin yet another law suit on the team's head coach Hale. On this occasion he was tried upon a fabricated count of harassment from an unscrupulous woman whom he had once had dealings with. The case being entirely baseless was eventually thrown out but not before dragging their names and associated team's names through the mud.

This also broke a scandal of alleged shady dealings with another of Hale's teams: the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=698578">Short Straws</a>, resulting in yet another court case being pinned on the head coach and Short Straws senior management.

The team's sponsorship was lost due to the above legal action, now leaving the team in limbo as they search for new financial backing. Hopefully the squad can get back out on the field performing for their fans soon!

The public will continue to speculate on Hale's dicey background, of course many believe his character to be of a very low standard based on the conjecture thrown about in the press, while his loyal followers profess him to be of the highest possible moral fibre.


RECORDS:
Games Played: 5 (5/0/0) | TD Diff: 6 (7 - 1) | Cas Diff: -10 (4/2/0 - 12/4/0) - FF surged to 5
Games Played: 10 (7/2/1) | TD Diff: 10 (15 - 5) | Cas Diff: -13 (13/4/0 - 20/7/3) - FF high of 7
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gildo
Underworld Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Claw, Guard
   14 0 0 0 5 2 20/31 150k
(110+40)k
  
2
Dazzler Romzk
Skaven Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Animosity, Block
Mighty Blow, Dodge, Claw
   14 0 2 0 12 2 40/51 160k
(90+70)k
  
3
Chancis Bugle
Skaven Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Animosity, Block
+AG, Guard
   9 2 4 0 3 1 25/31 150k
(90+60)k
  
4
Boten Boxxizb
Skaven Lineman
7 3 3 7
Animosity
Block
   14 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
5
Kallie Bijiona
Skaven Lineman
7 3 3 7
Animosity
Block
   14 0 2 0 2 1 15/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
6
Jamz Diehart
Skaven Thrower
7 3 3 7
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Leader
   14 3 4 0 2 2 29/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
7
Seelyne Aamedici
Skaven Thrower
7 3 3 7
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
Block
   14 1 1 0 1 1 11/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
9
Moose Pinwheel
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Menna Psuki
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Two Heads, Guard
 n 12 0 5 0 0 1 20/31 90k
(40+50)k
  
11
Bambam Feathers
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Haglee Agiers
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Ronnie Thrash
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
15
Kimdra Lethura
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(0)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: hale Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Underworld Denizens Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1330k (±310) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 280k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1370k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:14 (9/4/1) |TD Diff:13 (24 - 11) |Cas Diff:-12 (17/7/3 - 24/10/5)
Last Opponent: Scum Suckers Utd