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The Team

The Graveshade Jesters is one of two teams supported by Graveshade, the home of vampire lord Ebon Xanic. While the other team answers to him directly and is composed of vampires and their human thralls, the responsibility for the Jesters is with U'bognthaotur, undead lord of Graveshade's undead forces. The team name derives from the lord's occupancy in his former life as court jester. Whether it was chosen by Ebon to mock his underling or by U'bognthaotur himself to emphasize his dominance in this area is unsure. For sure is, that a seemingly companionable rivalry between the two teams exists, while they both aim for the expansion of Graveshade's influence on the Lands of Orymm.

The Black Wolf,
Head Coach

The Jesters' original squad was recruited from the undead guard protecting the estate. Ebon let U'bognthaotur choose his players freely, but strictly limited the number of higher undead withdrawn from his forces. U'bognthaotur, striving for a most efficient team, studied Gallheim's chronicles and necrology to identify the past residents who were in life involved in the ancient sport of Blood Bowl. He was assisted by a competent necromancer and dedicated Blood Bowl fan called "The Black Wolf", who later became his entrusted head coach.

Three months after the first match the Black Wolf recruited the first ghouls to improve the team's balling capacities.


Graveshade

Graveshade is by now a dreadful place which was once the location of a beautiful castle, where the local nobility ruled with a benign hand. Back then it had a different name, which has been forgotten by most: (Castle) Gallhain.

Graveshade Manor

When a portion of Eyer's forces came to Gallhain, they laid siege to the castle. There was little hope for those inside, but for the sake of pride, the castle held for much longer than expected. And perhaps if there had been any allies to save them, they would have held on even longer. But hopeless as the situation was, the nobility eventually decided there was no use in the foolhardy sacrifice of lives. They were ready to surrender.

However, the court jester could not cope with this idea. He was desperate, and in his desperation, he opened a portal to a parallel reality filled with Shadow & Death, and negotiated with a great Vampire Lord to chase away the invading force in exchange for a foothold on this plane of existence.

Much blood was shed, and the desperate gamble worked flawlessly. Eyer's forces were torn apart, and this was noted as Eyer's single great defeat during his Conquest, before his actual fall from grace later on. Alas, Ebon Xanic, the Vampire Lord, decided to set up his foothold right then and there in the castle. With brutal efficiency, Ebon slayed all serious opposition, and enslaved the rest.

He now farms the local human population like cattle, and only a precious few are indulged and treated like special pets rather than walking food - these are the thralls, and they accept their fate with as much as grace as they can muster, because very occasionally, one of them is accepted in the ranks of vampirism.


"The Grave" - Graveshade Stadium

While the vampires do find pleasure in the fine arts and refined craftsmanship, their own resources in this area are surprisingly scarce due to their blood lust and disrespect for human life. Not being able to find enough skilled laborers to build a stadium when Blood Bowl suddenly became interesting again, they made a virtue out of necessity: Their servants dug an oversized grave, wide enough for a regular Blood Bowl field, two dugouts and a small spectators area to take place in. While the latter is commonly used by lower and more rowdy folks, most vampires and and other who concern themselves as something better stay at the edge of The Grave, enjoying the better overview and comfort of decent stands.
After each match the bottom of The Grave is covered with a layer of fresh soil to hide the remnants of the last match. As the current stadium is filling up slowly, a new one is excavated nearby.


U'bognthaotur

Castle Gallheim's court jester was U'bognthaotur, a black-skinned dwarf from isles far away. In his original culture, defeat like Gallheim's intended surrender to Eyer's forces would imply a shame that would take ages to wash away, but U'bognthaotur had a frail body. He did not believe he could compensate for that shame before death would claim him, and thus the good side of the afterlife would be barred to him. Hence he could not cope with the idea of surrender and in his desperation, he grasped towards a rather radical 'cure' for the problem by inviting Vampire Lord into his plane of existence.

After Eyer's forces had been destroyed and Ebon Xanic established control over Gallheim, he turned U'bognthaotur into a special type of Grave Guard undead, ever to be the local lord of the undead in his name. Thereby, as kind of a cruel joke, he wanted to deny the dwarf the hope for any afterlife at all.

U'bognthaotur,
Graveshade Lord-Commander

However, U'bognthaotur had not given up yet and mainly felt he was bound to this world by another disgraceful existence. After a period of grief and obedience, he secretly and slowly began to research ways to break free, albeit useful resources were almost non-existent in Graveshade itself. Only a vague idea of his quest emerged, including the breach of his bound to Ebon Xanic and the atonement for the downfall of Gallheim, caused by his hands. "The Black Wolf", the necromancer who would later be head coach of the Jesters, became the only conspirator to ever know about his secret ambitions.

When Ebon Xanic finally started to look outward at the realm beyond Graveshade after 80 years, he sanctioned the support of two Blood Bowl teams. One that ultimately answers to him (the Graveshade Grandmasters), and one that answers to U'bognthaotur. Bound to Graveshade by many duties, the undead dwarf lord cannot accompany his team all the time, yet it gives him reason to occasionally roam the Lands of Orymm almost freely. With The Black Wolf he was also able to install a trusted ally as head of the team. Since then, new hope for finding a way out of his eternal bond to them has arisen.


The war against Eyer's Forces

On the day the Jesters first met Eyer's Onyx Guards in their only game of the Tournament of Shadows in the presence of U'bognthaotur, the dead dwarf swore to destroy that team and never let them accomplish whatever they are aiming for.

Head to head record: 0/0/1
Players destroyed:


New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mummy
3 5 1 10
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
+AV
  13 0 1 0 3 1 14/16 150k
(120+30)k
 
2
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Block, Guard
  13 0 0 1 10 1 27/31 170k
(120+50)k
 
3
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
Guard, Thick Skull
  12 0 4 0 1 3 29/31 130k
(90+40)k
 
4
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Jump Up
  13 2 3 0 10 0 31/51 160k
(90+70)k
 
5
Lio
Skeleton
5 2 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
-st 12 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
6
Skeleton
5 3 2 6
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
-av 12 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
7
Skeleton
5 2 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
-st 11 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
8
Skeleton
4 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
-ma 11 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
9
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Wrestle
  13 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
10
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block, Tackle
  13 0 0 1 2 3 21/31 80k
(40+40)k
 
11
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
  13 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Hail Mary Pass
  12 1 1 0 1 1 11/16 70k
(40+30)k
 
13
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
15
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
  3 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
16
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
  3 1 3 0 1 0 12/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
15 players  
Coach: Rabe Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Shambling Undead Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1610k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 250k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1610k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:13 (5/1/7) |TD Diff:-8 (12 - 20) |Cas Diff:2 (20/9/3 - 16/12/2)
Last Opponent: Goldbeard Rock Hogs