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Back in 2512, Evander Vilefire felt highly humiliated when the Agility Monsters refused to hire him after his solid and bloody performance as a journeyman (see Agility Monsters Newsflash, November 29th of 2512).

Harboring thoughts of revenge ever since, he finally came up with the idea to create a team consisting only of former journeymen who had been used and then refused by the Agility Monsters. He got Nicholas and his brother Ian Dirtyorc enthusiastic about the idea and things started rolling...

Assistant Coaches

Yorick Clumsybone

Howard Dirtytree

Martin Quickfist

Journeymen Policy

The Graceful Ballers will never accept the service of a journeymen unless they are able to hire him after the match, if desired.

Lucky Charms

After Evander Vilefire used a Rabbit's Foot as a lucky charm during the team's first match and found it working quite well, he decided that all Graceful Ballers should get themselves a similar token eventually.

(All players will take Pro as a first normal skill unless already highly specialized due to spectacular improvement rolls before the first normal one.)

Nicknames

Some site admins have lately announced they'd be up for re-naming players to give them nicknames if asked for on reasonable grounds. Whenever one of the ballers achieves something remarkable in the field of balling (not bashing), a motion will be filed.

Memorial Hall

	Tristan Darkspike	Died playing for the Agility Monsters.
	Paul Clumsystone	Died playing for the Agility Monsters.

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Player

Ma

St

Ag

Av

Skills

Inj

G

Cp

Td

It

Cs

Mvp

SPP

Cost

1

Evander Vilefire

Blocker

4

3

2

9

Block, Tackle, Thick Skull

Pro, Kick-Off Return

12

6

3

0

4

1

28/31

110k

(70+40)k

2

Nicholas Dirtyorc

Blocker

4

3

2

9

Block, Tackle, Thick Skull

Pro

13

1

0

0

2

2

15/16

90k

(70+20)k

3

Duane Silentlightning

Blocker

4

3

2

9

Block, Tackle, Thick Skull

Pro

13

3

0

0

4

0

11/16

90k

(70+20)k

4

Sean "Bootlace" Hardspike

Blocker

4

3

2

9

Block, Tackle, Thick Skull

Pro

13

0

0

0

2

1

9/16

90k

(70+20)k

5

Trey Grottyhawk

Blocker

4

3

2

9

Block, Tackle, Thick Skull

Pro, Kick, Pass Block

13

0

3

0

6

3

36/51

130k

(70+60)k

6

Edward Coldtree

Blocker

4

3

2

9

Block, Tackle, Thick Skull

13

0

0

0

2

0

4/6

70k

(70+0)k

7

Alexander Truehawk

Blocker

3

4

2

9

Block, Tackle, Thick Skull

+ST

-ma

12

0

0

0

3

1

11/16

120k

(70+50)k

8

Ian Dirtyorc

Blocker

4

3

2

9

Block, Tackle, Thick Skull

Pro

13

0

1

0

1

1

10/16

90k

(70+20)k

9

Evander Dirtyfist

Blocker

4

4

2

9

Block, Tackle, Thick Skull

+ST

13

0

0

0

3

1

11/16

120k

(70+50)k

10

Martin Bluehammer

Blocker

5

3

2

9

Block, Tackle, Thick Skull

+MA

13

0

1

0

2

1

12/16

100k

(70+30)k

11

Leroy Paleshield

Blocker

4

3

2

9

Block, Tackle, Thick Skull

Pro, Fend

13

0

1

1

4

1

18/31

110k

(70+40)k

12

Edward Truebrook

Blocker

4

3

3

9

Block, Tackle, Thick Skull

+AG, Pro

11

7

1

0

1

1

17/31

130k

(70+60)k

13

Osmond Deephawk

Blocker

4

3

2

9

Block, Tackle, Thick Skull

9

2

0

0

0

0

2/6

70k

(70+0)k

14

Jack Grottyhawk

Blocker

4

3

2

9

Block, Tackle, Thick Skull

2

0

0

0

0

0

0/6

70k

(70+0)k

14 players

Coach:	Rabe	Re-Rolls (100k):	5
Race:	Dwarf	Fan Factor:	5
Current Team Value:	1770k	Assistant Coaches:	3
Treasury:	70k	Cheerleaders:	0
Team Value:	1770k	Apothecary:	Yes

Last Opponent: Common Assault
Games Played:	13 (4/2/7)	\|	TD Diff:	-9 (10 - 19)	\|	Cas Diff:	28 (28/3/3 - 4/2/0)