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Brothers In ARRms
P [B] Halfling

Head Coach: Kurl Kranzky
Assistant Coaches: [Taking applicants on a pro bone-o basis]
Cheerleading Squad: The Crispy Piglets

[Records]
Highest Fan Factor: 4 (8th match)
Highest Gate: 27k (12th match)

[Tourneys]
2017: XFL XI Halfling (TD: Cloggy)
2019: XFL XIII Halfling (TD: Bazakastine)

[Trivia]
- Famously known coach for his autobiographical account of "How I Did Half-a-Million Weiners (and Got Paid for It!)"

- Proud members of the esteemed 2,000 KLUB since the team's inception. *CURRENTLY ON HIATUS*

- Sponsored by the aristocratic Rapkit Rafkin, owner of "mmmmm bacon". A company specializing in the manufacture of pork tasting substitute meat products. The team played their first two matches with a team name that was a namesake to Rapkit before commerce restrictions forced the name change.

- Joined the ARR foundation early 2515 after being visited by the prophet Measly Shrewd and instructed to embark upon the path of righteousness.

- Retired 2 of the first 5 teams they played against (dwarf & dark elf).

- The source of their luck is rumoured to be from the specially prepared pre-match pulled pork.

[New Recruits]
Apply within!


THEME MUSIC: BUTCHER BABIES - They're Coming To Take Me Away
TEAM UNIFORM: Their vest is red with white stripes and white sleeves, worn with long black pants.

© 2514 - 2517 Spirituakill Inc. Brothers In ARRms® is a registered trademark of Spirituakill Inc. All spite's reserved.
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Jerri Madpariah
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Block
 n 14 0 0 0 7 0 14/16 150k
(120+30)k
  
2
Jeb Brownleaf
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Grab, Guard
   15 0 0 0 11 0 22/31 160k
(120+40)k
  
3
Mac Greengrove
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Side Step
   15 0 2 0 2 3 25/31 80k
(30+50)k
  
4
Friki Funguscove
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
Sammy Skillets
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Lance Lost
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   13 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Dweeber Bun
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Mighty Blow, +MA
 -ma 12 0 1 0 3 2 19/31 90k
(30+60)k
  
9
Ruth Tyson
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
 -av, m 15 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 60k
(0)k
  
10
Freddie Fruitmeat
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
   10 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
11
Bill Boff
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle
   14 0 2 0 2 5 35/51 100k
(30+70)k
  
12
Mikael Lawless
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
   15 0 2 0 1 1 13/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
13
Callad Cottonton
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
14
Dave Cunnyless
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   15 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
16
Meteor Toocray
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   14 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: paradocks Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1250k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1310k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:15 (5/0/10) |TD Diff:-8 (12 - 20) |Cas Diff:-11 (25/7/6 - 31/13/5)
Last Opponent: Street Flings