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FOUNDATION:
Originally named Ibestad Klubben för Ekorrantikveterna (or IKEA for short), the team were formed in the Norse coastal settlement of Ibestad, where they gathered once a week to worship the ancient squirrel god, Nötrik. The belief was that a regular sacrifice to their sciurine idol would bring about a plentiful harvest of herring. Nobody asked why it was they didn't pray to a nautical icon as they were afraid of upsetting the great and terrible Nötrik.


OWNER:
Aged founder and business magnate, Ingmar Kämpaskit, will be watching on from the executive boxes at the Kolja, his face permanently contorted in anguish.


NEWS:

** Ice Devils lift the BBBL Plate IV! A stunning overtime comeback against Slann team No Such Thing was sealed by a late TD by Justina Stolskudde! The win is the first silverware for the club and they hope to continue their victory with a plentiful bounty during the next fishing season. **

This season, with funding from local industry, the Fiskbearbetningsanläggnig (fish processing plant) has been converted into the Kolja Stadion, where the fans drink what other races might call 'dangerously excessive' amount of alcohol to make the smell close to bearable.


BACKROOM STAFF

HEAD COACH:Dumman som Skriker-Mycket has high hopes for the new season, where they will start in the regional BBBL, with great hopes for success or, at least, fewer than seven decapitations.

DEFENSIVE COACH:
Lack Nattduksbord
OFFENSIVE COACH:
Färgrik Kaffekopp
JUST PLAIN RUDE COACH:
Råskog Verktygsvagn


CLUB INFO

NICKNAMES: Blått och guld / Galna ekorrar
COLOURS: Blue & gold
MOTTO: DJÄVLAR!


KILLS

- Spinning and Throwing (#7, Elflympics, Elf)
- Jake Rematus (#4, Everybody Goin' Surfin', Khorne)
- Blake Horium (#14, Hideous Flappybirds, Undead)
- not that machure cheda (#9, Moo Moo Squashed, Goblin)
- motsaroblin (#10, Moo Moo Squashed, Goblin)
- freacky chease dreams (#11, Moo Moo Squashed, Goblin)
- halo me (#12, Moo Moo Squashed, Goblin)
- Benjamin Thon (#4, No Such Thing, Slann)
- Jack Hotsnake (#13, No Such Thing, Slann)
- Mighty Short (#4, Pintsize Pals, Halfling)


WITH THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR:
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
+AV, Tackle
  12 0 0 0 7 1 19/ 100k
(50+50)k
 
2
Lineman
6 3 2 6
Block
Tackle
-av, -ag, m 11 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(0)k
 
3
Catcher
7 3 3 7
Block, Dauntless
Dodge
  6 1 3 0 0 1 15/ 110k
(90+20)k
 
4
Lineman
6 4 3 7
Block
+ST
n 11 0 1 0 2 1 12/ 100k
(50+50)k
 
5
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Block, Pass
Sure Hands, Fend
n 8 4 4 0 2 0 20/ 110k
(70+40)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Tackle
  12 1 1 0 3 1 15/ 70k
(50+20)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Fend
  4 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(50+20)k
 
8
Berserker
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Strip Ball, Mighty Blow
  10 0 0 0 4 3 23/ 130k
(90+40)k
 
9
Berserker
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Guard
  12 0 0 0 5 1 15/ 110k
(90+20)k
 
10
Ulfwerenar
6 4 2 8
Frenzy
Block
  12 0 0 0 5 1 15/ 130k
(110+20)k
 
11
Ulfwerenar
6 4 2 7
Frenzy
Block
-av 11 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 130k
(110+20)k
 
12
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Block, Pass
Pro
  11 0 2 0 1 0 8/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
13
Catcher
7 3 3 7
Block, Dauntless
Catch
  6 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 110k
(90+20)k
 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: intrepidwilson Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1590k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1660k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:12 (5/1/6) |TD Diff:-5 (11 - 16) |Cas Diff:10 (18/11/9 - 17/8/3)
Last Opponent: No Such Thing

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Everybody Goin' Surfin'Daemons of Khorne930k91/1/070k0 - 21000k151/0/150k6k
Furies on TourDark Elf1020k50/0/040k0 - 2990k130/1/060k21k
Even dirtier little blightersSnotling980k155/1/030k0 - 1770k142/2/050k21k
ElflympicsElven Union1070k202/1/150k2 - 11030k162/0/030k18k
Pintsize PalsHalfling1150k140/1/150k1 - 2810k131/0/070k20k
Hypersonic Hopping Hypno ToadsSlann1210k112/1/060k0 - 31360k211/1/180k17k
Hideous Flappybirds!Shambling Undead1280k111/0/210k0 - 21250k193/1/160k19k
Moo Moo squashedGoblin1250k224/0/170k2 - 11210k100/1/010k22k
No Such ThingSlann1390k131/2/020k0 - 01460k71/0/040k16k
Moo Moo squashedGoblin1470k221/1/260k3 - 11150k122/0/020k22k
Everybody Goin' Surfin'Daemons of Khorne1630k141/1/140k1 - 01560k101/1/070k27k
No Such ThingSlann1500k170/2/170k2 - 11520k163/1/040k23k