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A BloodBowl team formed from the most unlikely origins.

The Snark Men came about after a particularly large amount of drink and boasting in the most common of circumstances - a bunch of pirates drinking in an alehouse.

With progressively bigger boasts and bigger bets about which captain could make the strongest BloodBowl team, a hooded figure in the corner called their bluff:

"Who is brave enough to side with the Sons of Stromfels?"

A snarky comment from one captain who wasn't quite as drunk as he seemed replied "Who would be dumb enough to take that offer? We would all be shark chow before the end of the first game!"

The quiet figure pushed back his hood to reveal himself, with distinctive facial tattoos for a priest of Stromfel.
"Then you are not worthy".
"Come, captain without-weak-knees, make your team and take this fools plunder, ship and crew...I will bring your gods"

The captain, far too drunk to argue at this point and beaming with an expression of victory.
"Arr, I be that dumb" he pronounced, and the Snark Men were born.


Winners of the Sucker Cup! The team proudly hoists their trophy!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Sons of Stromfels
4 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy
  4 0 0 0 2 0 4/18 110k
(110+0)k
 
2
Sons of Stromfels
3 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy
Mighty Blow, Block, Guard
n, n, n, n, -ma, n 37 0 0 0 21 0 11/28 190k
(110+80)k
 
3
Sons of Stromfels
4 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy
Mighty Blow
n, m 7 0 0 0 2 1 2/20 130k
(0)k
 
4
Wrecker
7 3 3+ 3+ 8+
Hit and Run, Sure Hands
Block, Dodge, Tackle, +MA
  31 2 10 0 4 5 0/32 170k
(70+100)k
 
5
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
 
7
Pirate Cultist
4 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Tackle
-ma, -ma, n 39 0 0 0 4 3 6/24 80k
(40+40)k
 
9
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Sneaky Git, Dirty Player, Block
n 34 0 3 1 5 3 2/28 120k
(40+80)k
 
10
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Kick
n 7 0 0 0 0 1 1/20 50k
(40+10)k
 
11
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Wrestle, Sure Hands, Dauntless
n 41 0 4 0 3 2 10/28 80k
(40+40)k
 
13
Wrecker
7 3 3+ 3+ 8+
Hit and Run, Sure Hands
Block, Dodge, Tackle, +MA, Mighty Blow
n 41 5 26 0 7 1 16/50 210k
(70+140)k
 
14
Sons of Stromfels
4 5 4+ 5+ 9+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy
Mighty Blow, Block, Guard, Multiple Block, Thick Skull
-av 39 0 1 0 26 1 10/50 210k
(110+100)k
 
16
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Sure Hands, Block
  13 0 1 0 0 3 4/24 70k
(40+30)k
 
12 players (+1 player missing next game) Old World Classic, Worlds Edge Superleague
Coach: BeefyGoodness Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Sons of Stromfels Dedicated Fans: 4  
Current Team Value: 1710k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 490k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1840k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:43 (15/10/18) |TD Diff:6 (56 - 50) |Cas Diff:44 (60/64/15 - 35/46/14)
Last Opponent: Tcharcoal_Tchickens

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Chris and Mari's Discount NobsGnoblar980k193/1/075k2 - 21060k121/0/075k11k
Diavoli BBCTilea1050k262/2/190k4 - 0970k61/0/050k10k
Half-CoolHalf-Orc1150k132/1/175k0 - 1920k111/1/085k15k
Kingston FlyersEngineers1050k193/1/170k1 - 21280k162/1/180k12k
Tcharcoal_TchickensTzeentch1240k90/1/080k1 - 11350k111/2/180k14k
Korn DawgzDaemons of Khorne1220k41/2/050k0 - 2910k131/0/070k10k
[SL20]Hanging with the HungHung1230k161/1/155k2 - 01220k70/1/035k7k
Anaxogoras' Diaper ServiceDaemons of Tzeentch1390k91/0/060k1 - 11440k110/1/160k10k
Diavoli BBCTilea1410k132/1/070k1 - 21270k153/1/080k12k
Grandmaster FleshFlesh Golem1420k152/1/150k1 - 01420k81/0/140k8k
Ride the BullBeastmen1430k223/2/160k1 - 21400k100/0/070k10k
Wydrioth Wild HuntersIsha1450k111/2/055k0 - 21440k130/1/075k11k
Mоurkаin KingsStrigoi1450k61/0/065k0 - 21400k161/3/085k13k
Juji-Gatame JuggernautsNippon1290k231/3/175k3 - 2990k100/0/065k9k
Larry Vaughns Love SpawnSons of Stromfels1560k131/2/065k1 - 21440k183/1/075k11k
[SL20]Condottieri ContentiTilea1460k163/3/045k0 - 21000k100/0/065k9k
Wydrioth Wild HuntersIsha1600k161/2/075k2 - 21920k193/2/075k11k
Tcharcoal_TchickensTzeentch1260k222/1/280k2 - 01810k102/1/060k12k
Anaxogoras' Diaper ServiceDaemons of Tzeentch1550k80/2/065k0 - 21660k120/0/185k13k
Living in an Ethereal world!Ethereal1480k142/1/155k1 - 31170k221/3/075k9k
Johnny Geode and the RockslideElemental - Earth1650k142/0/075k2 - 11220k110/1/165k11k
Slaaneshi Thunder!Slaanesh1590k111/1/060k1 - 11780k110/3/060k10k
Punishing WoundersTroll1550k132/1/080k1 - 01670k40/0/070k14k
None More BlockBlack Dwarf1830k170/2/080k3 - 01310k101/1/050k10k
Frenzy, ..., profitKurnous1720k152/2/080k1 - 11110k110/3/180k14k
[OSBBL] MoistElemental - Water1640k130/3/080k1 - 01430k72/1/070k14k
[SL20]Condottieri ContentiTilea1760k202/2/195k2 - 01220k40/0/075k15k
I Got 99 GrudgesSlayer1910k90/1/065k1 - 21060k120/2/075k11k
Sodor UnitedEngineers1790k133/0/070k1 - 11250k91/1/170k12k
Blackwater All-EliteDaemons of Slaanesh1850k170/4/190k1 - 21690k160/3/0100k16k
Murder Fun BallsSquig1730k60/1/065k0 - 11050k131/3/075k13k
Wydrioth Wild HuntersIsha1590k80/2/070k0 - 11890k102/0/080k14k
Cheeze Eating Blender MonkeezClan Moulder1980k193/3/145k1 - 01840k81/1/035k7k
Ditch DiggerzNorthern Nippon1830k161/2/085k2 - 21450k162/1/085k13k
Squig GameSquig1870k132/1/065k1 - 21200k140/1/275k11k
Nuln and VoidNuln Engineers1480k100/0/070k2 - 01120k40/0/050k10k
Half Elf Half BiscuitHalf-Elf1850k212/3/055k2 - 01170k60/0/035k7k
Dark Lands Outreach ProgramHobgoblin Slavers1870k111/1/065k1 - 21510k140/1/175k11k
Karak Eight Peaks Royal PostEight Peaks1760k152/1/175k1 - 11220k70/1/075k13k
Attorneys at ClawStrigoi1730k90/1/055k1 - 11450k140/3/155k9k
None More BlockBlack Dwarf1400k231/1/0110k5 - 01650k50/0/060k12k
Karak Eight Peaks Royal PostEight Peaks1850k232/2/0100k3 - 01170k142/1/170k14k
Tcharcoal_TchickensTzeentch1780k122/1/160k0 - 21860k182/1/180k12k