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Snark Men
P [L] Sons of Stromfels



A BloodBowl team formed from the most unlikely origins.

The Snark Men came about after a particularly large amount of drink and boasting in the most common of circumstances - a bunch of pirates drinking in an alehouse.

With progressively bigger boasts and bigger bets about which captain could make the strongest BloodBowl team, a hooded figure in the corner called their bluff:

"Who is brave enough to side with the Sons of Stromfels?"

A snarky comment from one captain who wasn't quite as drunk as he seemed replied "Who would be dumb enough to take that offer? We would all be shark chow before the end of the first game!"

The quiet figure pushed back his hood to reveal himself, with distinctive facial tattoos for a priest of Stromfel.
"Then you are not worthy".
"Come, captain without-weak-knees, make your team and take this fools plunder, ship and crew...I will bring your gods"

The captain, far too drunk to argue at this point and beaming with an expression of victory.
"Arr, I be that dumb" he pronounced, and the Snark Men were born.

Winners of the Sucker Cup! The team proudly hoists their trophy!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Grey Nurse
Sons of Stromfels
4 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy
 m 4 0 0 0 2 0 4/18 110k
(0)k
  
2
Great White
Sons of Stromfels
3 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy
Mighty Blow, Block, Guard
 n, n, n, n, -ma, n 36 0 0 0 19 0 7/28 190k
(110+80)k
  
3
Seven Gill
Sons of Stromfels
4 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy
Mighty Blow
 n 6 0 0 0 2 1 2/20 130k
(110+20)k
  
4
Shark Proof Cage
Wrecker
7 3 3+ 3+ 8+
Hit and Run, Sure Hands
Block, Dodge, Tackle, +MA
   30 2 10 0 4 5 0/32 170k
(70+100)k
  
6
Jackie Heartness
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dirty Player
   8 0 1 0 0 0 0/20 50k
(40+10)k
  
7
Iker Marten
Pirate Cultist
4 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Tackle
 -ma, -ma, n 38 0 0 0 4 3 6/24 80k
(40+40)k
  
9
Jules Saggins
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Sneaky Git, Dirty Player, Block
 n 33 0 3 1 5 3 2/28 120k
(40+80)k
  
10
Sunny Jim
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Kick
 n 6 0 0 0 0 1 1/20 50k
(40+10)k
  
11
Riley Pilo
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Taylor Gib
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Wrestle, Sure Hands, Dauntless
 n 40 0 4 0 3 2 10/28 80k
(40+40)k
  
13
Free Diver
Wrecker
7 3 3+ 3+ 8+
Hit and Run, Sure Hands
Block, Dodge, Tackle, +MA, Mighty Blow
 n 40 5 26 0 7 0 12/50 210k
(70+140)k
  
14
Oceanic Whitetip Whaler
Sons of Stromfels
4 5 4+ 5+ 9+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy
Mighty Blow, Block, Guard, Multiple Block, Thick Skull
 -av 38 0 1 0 24 1 6/50 210k
(110+100)k
  
16
Long John Bones
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Sure Hands, Block
   12 0 1 0 0 3 4/24 70k
(40+30)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game) Old World Classic, Worlds Edge Superleague
Coach: BeefyGoodness Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Sons of Stromfels Dedicated Fans: 4  
Current Team Value: 1740k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 490k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1850k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:42 (15/10/17) |TD Diff:8 (56 - 48) |Cas Diff:44 (58/63/14 - 33/45/13)
Last Opponent: Karak Eight Peaks Royal Post