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After centuries of running around as a minor, insignificent warband in the Chaos wastes, the group known as the 'Hand of Azekel', deciding that they would never attain favour from the Dark Gods by the occasional skirmish decided to go south and commence raiding, hoping to attrach others to their dark cause. However, not too long after they entered the icy realm of Kislev did they discover a local Bloodbowl Tourney commencing. Intrieged, they signed up, but not wanting their real identity to be placed in the games renamed themselves the 'Mailed Fist of Acheron'. Taking the rather unaware teams involved by total suprise (Who were primarily farmhands and washed-out Bloodbowl players), they punched, brawled, slashed, hammered, maimed and butchered their way through the entire left bracket, and won the Kislev Steppes cup almost single-handedly. Needless to say, they quit their raiding ever since, deciding that Bloodbowl was certainly one way to win reconnition from the dark powers, without the unnecessary hiding and fleeing from anyone too powerful for them to handle.... News: Blood Gor, the Team's Kicker was slain during his tenth match against the Necromantic Dark Lords of the Mist. Needless to say, the rest of his team gave the ghastly group a wholoping to compensate. However, it doesn't end badly, for now he has started what should hopefully be a fulfiling career as a Zombie within their ranks. To quote from Yanlor, Team Blitzer and Linemen and also a dedicated warrior of the Chaos Gods: 'The stupid bastard decided he wanted some action in the first half. We tried to tell him he was needed to kick for us later, but NOOOO!!! he HAD to go out there. I reckon Khorne gave him what that fool deserved. Still, we'll miss him, if only because he could kick the barkeep of the nearest tavern we alreadys raid after a match so hard he's groaning on the floor for five hours, whilst we make off with his booze!' News (30.09.2004) During a Heated match against a fellow group of Chaos, the Invincible Slaughtermen of Ris the Fists made a suprise record today, decking a total of three badly injuries, two from Emerging start Yanlor. "Well, the bastards wanted some, so i gave it 'em!!" Yanlor was quoted as saying after the match. In apreciation of his efforts, it appears that now he has become increasingly faster with the lengthening and strengthening of his legs, a boon from the dark gods! However, the fact that the Blitzer now has to shave them almost every day is something that makes you wonder if they have a sense of humour. "He's very vain..." 'Ole One Eye, the team's kicker said casually in his British accent. After every match the minute he gets into the changing rooms he's asking 'Do i look beaten up? What about this black eye? How the f**k am i supposed to pull the ladies when i look like Marilin Manson??" I reckon in light of his recent successes our Gods decided to play a double one on him. Mind you, we all now call him 'Fluffy..' fortunately last time, Goat Path managed to tackle him before he could break my other leg..." It would be important to note that, although this kicker is still in fine shape, that his right leg has been bolted to a long peice of wood.. However, victory was taken from the group, when the Slaughtermen managed to score a last minute touch down in the closing stages of the match. Unfortunately, the coach was unavailable for comment...

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Noodle Warriors	Skaven	1000k	12	0/1/1	60k	1 - 2	1000k	13	1/0/0	80k	41k
Falun Dafa	Halfling	1080k	5	0/0/0	60k	0 - 2	1740k	15	0/1/0	30k	39k
Wraouh	Khemri	1090k	5	0/0/0	30k	0 - 3	1000k	16	1/0/0	90k	45k
Chaosium	Chaos Dwarf	1140k	5	0/0/0	70k	0 - 2	1140k	13	1/0/0	60k	34k
Urcerna	Orc	1220k	5	0/0/0	80k	0 - 2	1280k	12	1/0/0	30k	44k
Tlaxtlan Coatl	Lizardmen	1240k	12	1/0/1	60k	1 - 0	1000k	5	0/0/0	30k	47k
Cassel Casualties	Wood Elf	1320k	14	1/2/0	20k	1 - 0	1490k	7	0/0/0	40k	13k
Clan Nosferatu II	Orc	1380k	0	0/0/0	0k	0 - 1	1340k	15	0/0/0	110k	52k
Anti-cheese	Skaven	1370k	6	0/0/0	30k	0 - 1	1290k	11	0/1/0	50k	21k
Dark Lords Of The Mists	Necromantic	1400k	11	0/0/0	50k	2 - 1	1210k	14	2/1/1	50k	21k
Bonewhite	Khemri	1390k	5	0/0/0	50k	0 - 3	1420k	20	0/2/0	70k	30k
We Bring Pain	Orc	1410k	8	0/1/0	10k	0 - 2	1160k	18	1/1/1	50k	30k
Himmelbrahm Spire	High Elf	1340k	11	1/1/1	10k	0 - 2	1310k	13	0/0/0	20k	31k
Crisp Golden Beer Scouts	Orc	1370k	7	1/0/0	60k	0 - 1	1340k	8	0/0/0	70k	48k
Wit'ch Fire	Dark Elf	1450k	7	0/1/0	20k	0 - 1	1370k	9	0/0/0	20k	28k
Best Elforts to succeed	High Elf	1480k	12	2/1/0	30k	0 - 4	1240k	19	0/0/0	70k	29k
Nakajima Park Posse	Wood Elf	1550k	9	1/0/0	0k	0 - 3	1400k	17	1/0/0	20k	26k
On With Their Heads!	Chaos Dwarf	1550k	11	0/1/0	10k	1 - 1	1470k	11	0/1/0	60k	34k
Invincible Slaughtermen of Ris	Chaos	1520k	14	2/1/0	50k	1 - 2	1610k	11	0/0/0	60k	33k
Terrac Slavers	Chaos Dwarf	1590k	8	0/0/0	40k	1 - 1	1390k	8	0/0/0	40k	37k
Necromecha	Amazon	1650k	15	1/1/0	30k	2 - 2	1260k	15	1/0/0	30k	29k
Lone Stars	Chaos Chosen	1710k	11	1/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1590k	13	0/0/1	60k	36k
Wrath of Sauron	Orc	1760k	7	1/0/0	40k	0 - 4	1680k	23	2/0/0	30k	51k
Ofland Course	Chaos Dwarf	1820k	11	1/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1690k	14	1/0/0	60k	21k