The Midlothians, hailing from the tri-city state area of New Grotlund in Amorical, are a traditional football club that dates back to the time of the orcish invasions, before the civilization of the land and the discovery of Nuffle. The club has been playing an early variant of "amorical football" together with other New Grotlund local clubs for generations, and has produced a surprising number of talented players. A few of the clubs pooled their stars to make it big in the big leagues. They hired on Coach Oryx to [mis]manage the club, and the rest is history.

As you would expect, these mega stars don't always agree on which way the team should go...

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