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The Malaprops are a bumbling bunch who have a hard time organizing plays on the pitch. Despite the fact that they have developed a friendly style unique among ogres (check out their casualty ratio for proof), most teams take one glance and turn them away.

On December 14, 2004, the Malaprops were rated as the top ogre team in Ranked with TR 232, following a game against the Lost Heroes. Subsequently the same day, they were rated as the strongest ogre team in Ranked with TS 214, after playing the Blood Canticle.

No longer being able to afford life on the road (we made a grand total of 50K over the last eight games), the Malaprops are taking an indefinate break from touring. The players blame poor coaching for losses on the pitch and the subsequent losses of fans, while the coach blames the players' rastafarian tendencies and their consumption of dubious combustibles. However, what they all agree on is that they need a big exhibition game against a team guaranteed to bring in the fans, in order to kick start them on the road again.

We're back on the road, with a 1-1 tie with the Crow Crown!
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Guard, Multiple Block, Piling On
n 35 0 2 0 12 5 55/76 200k
(156)k
 
2
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Guard
  34 0 1 0 11 0 25/31 160k
(154)k
 
3
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Guard
  32 0 1 0 8 1 24/31 160k
(154)k
 
4
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Guard, Multiple Block, Block
  35 0 3 1 15 2 51/76 210k
(185)k
 
7
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
  22 0 0 0 9 1 23/31 160k
(154)k
 
8
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
  17 0 1 0 3 0 9/16 140k
(131)k
 
9
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, +MA, Break Tackle
-ma 14 0 1 1 6 3 32/51 190k
(154)k
 
10
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
  12 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 120k
(117)k
 
11
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, Side Step
  33 1 4 0 0 2 23/31 80k
(80)k
 
12
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
 
16
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  3 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 60k
(50)k
 
11 players  
Coach: Rumplestiltskin Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1960k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:35 (12/8/15) |TD Diff:-12 (46 - 58) |Cas Diff:18 (40/26/20 - 29/28/11)
Last Opponent: Spittle's Boys

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
DeadevilNecromantic1000k160/1/340k1 - 31000k162/0/090k51k
Mensa MagicOgre1070k202/0/0160k2 - 01010k00/0/00k58k
NextChaos Dwarf1210k71/0/070k0 - 21000k130/1/050k74k
Barak-Varr BrawlersDwarf1290k120/0/070k2 - 21340k171/1/180k66k
Rotten UndergradsNecromantic1360k193/1/160k2 - 11270k130/1/140k71k
Lizards!Lizardmen1400k233/1/1110k2 - 11000k30/0/00k66k
Eagle's Ex-StarsUndead1570k110/1/280k0 - 21570k182/0/140k87k
Bigga's Brutal BunchOrc1670k171/2/070k2 - 01500k131/2/030k51k
Never DeaderUndead1720k282/1/150k5 - 01900k70/0/130k81k
European ComunityHuman1810k100/0/120k1 - 22060k153/0/040k94k
Dedicated FansNecromantic1840k201/1/030k3 - 11680k142/1/050k73k
Guardians of the stoneDwarf1920k100/1/060k1 - 11410k211/3/270k85k
Naggaroth KnightsDark Elf1830k172/0/170k2 - 11500k110/1/080k90k
Tolkien HeadsChaos1940k100/0/160k1 - 01990k90/2/060k87k
South Texas DeathrideNecromantic1940k71/0/010k0 - 31590k170/0/140k72k
Grussh BandOrc1960k121/0/130k1 - 21960k171/2/060k80k
Famous DetectivesOrc2020k171/1/150k2 - 01850k90/1/020k80k
Graceful Ladies of the NightAmazon2100k122/0/050k1 - 22190k172/0/020k84k
SvenssonsKhemri2170k130/1/050k2 - 22170k160/1/120k78k
Lost HeroesHigh Elf2240k244/2/040k2 - 31880k200/1/030k82k
Morglum MaraudersOrc2320k50/0/030k0 - 22180k201/2/160k74k
Blood CanticleVampire2360k224/1/150k1 - 22140k131/1/070k90k
Disgruntled EvangelistsChaos2450k110/0/150k1 - 22380k141/0/050k92k
GötterDämmerungDark Elf2520k110/1/010k1 - 12300k224/0/00k63k
AgincourtDark Elf2550k91/0/10k0 - 42890k242/0/00k88k
Hidelburg's ValianceAmazon2570k211/1/10k3 - 32690k181/0/00k73k
Foe HammerDwarf2490k122/0/010k1 - 02340k50/0/010k75k
Lost WarlordsKhemri2520k151/1/020k2 - 22200k151/1/00k60k
OrcishOrc2570k91/1/010k0 - 32480k150/0/040k103k
Edriel VipersWood Elf2500k70/1/00k0 - 52620k291/0/120k91k
Northwest NegotiatorsOrc2500k80/1/00k0 - 32470k261/4/050k78k
Crow CrownNecromantic Horror1970k182/1/230k1 - 11800k100/1/120k61k
We rule da world!Ogre2000k161/3/020k1 - 01900k91/1/010k59k
Beaufort Polar BearsHuman2060k171/1/120k2 - 12240k100/1/00k45k
Spittle's BoysNurgle's Rotters2000k142/1/060k1 - 11780k80/0/030k70k