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The Blood Blitzer's hail from the heights of the Mad Dog Pass in the Word's Edge Mountains. The team was formed after the Great Orc Chief Mysblak Shatterscream was informed by a captured trader that the Mad Dog Pass was known to the outside world as "Happy Fairy Trail". Shatterscream, upon hearing this bellowed a tremendous war cry and cut the poor human in half with his dinner knife (dinner that night was giant snake, so he needed a big dinner knife). "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!" he thundered, "We must make the paleskins fear the hordes of the Mad Dog Pass! We are not Happy Faries! We are angry, green, murderous sunnsabit**es and the world's gonna bloody know it!"
So Shatterscream drew his trusted advisors to him and they plotted deep into early dawn. Travellers still say there is an odour of burnt earwax in the pass after this all night thinking binge.

What came out of this strategizin was threefold: 1) Mandatory crucifiction of all pale-skins who travelled through the pass, 2) A declaration of war versus the Old World, and finally 3) The formation of the Mad Dog Pass Blood Blitzers.
The Blood Blitzers, under the tutelage of coach Nerfic Bunnypuncher, were tasked with teaching the world to fear the orc tribes of the mountains, by savagely and utterly whipping the *censored* out of the civilized world's Bloodbowl teams and hopefully razing each town after the game. If the game proved to be destructive enough to town, soldiery, and populace, the Mad Dog Army would then come in for a loot and burn session as a celebration.

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=134511>Yearbook</a>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  9 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
2
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 8
Block, Mighty Blow
-av 9 0 0 0 9 0 18/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
3
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  9 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
4
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
5
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
  9 0 1 0 5 3 28/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
6
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
  4 0 2 0 2 0 10/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
7
Thrower
5 3 4 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, +AG
  9 0 8 0 0 0 24/31 130k
(70+60)k
 
8
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
  8 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
9
Lineman
5 3 3 9   9 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
11
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
  9 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
12
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
+MA
  6 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 110k
(80+30)k
 
13
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
  2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 110k
(110+0)k
 
14
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
13 players  
Coach: BunnyPuncher Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1550k (±230) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1550k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (7/2/0) |TD Diff:12 (16 - 4) |Cas Diff:26 (15/10/5 - 0/4/0)
Last Opponent: In the Marinade

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Bl4cK M4giKDark Elf1000k150/2/080k2 - 01000k80/1/070k56k
Clan de la NocheVampire1060k204/0/270k1 - 11310k80/0/030k44k
AssamitaVampire1170k213/1/160k2 - 01420k60/0/030k28k
Weltschmerz RevisitedChaos Dwarf1280k130/1/040k2 - 11260k100/1/060k62k
KadyishylockaariChaos1260k130/1/070k2 - 01220k60/0/070k66k
LothlorienLoosersHigh Elf1350k180/2/030k3 - 01370k80/1/040k58k
Anti EmuDark Elf1420k203/3/080k1 - 01350k60/0/060k62k
Pansy Frolicking HairdressersElf1540k142/0/170k1 - 11570k120/1/070k65k
In the MarinadeDark Elf1570k173/0/190k2 - 11550k100/0/080k82k