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€#*%&$§##%$&#! First Pro Elf side ever to win a Faction-Championship. Produced highest gate for 13 opponents so far (only counting faction 1 games) Season 40: After a suicidal opening match (even with Virus niggling their half team out, toraborafaction inflicts 5 casualities against us), United cherrypick all the way to Faction 1 with 8 wins and 270 points. Season 41: With some support of Christer's ISP, United are able to clinge the championship. Highlights: An incredibly unlucky loss against the Ambassadors of Light (game 2), a lucky victory over Orquitortura I (game 7, 2 deaths, (1) apoth fails) and an unnexpected loss against EEE (game 8, 4 mng's, (1) apoth fails). Season 42: The bad streak continues. United lose their kicker and their thrower against the Powerplay, 2 linelves got killed in the second game versus the Ambassadors, furthermore 1 lineelf was niggled. 3rd game against the Knives saw tons of 1s and doubleones (one less would have won us the game instead of losing it), but we only suffered a MA-drop on the rookie-blitzer. The star-blitzer niggled out the 3rd consecutive time now. In the fourth game the Turron Patodos then inflicted 4 mng's (a niggled ubercatcher among them), another blodger manged to niggle himself dodging. Then, against AKAE, we had Virus (for 4 of their nigglers), Morley's (2) and Greatest. As usual another healthy player killed though, (1) apoth fails. After 7 games of pain, United were finally able to play a game without heavy losses, even though they were defeated by Metamob. Game 7 saw an unexpected victory over EEE. All our nigglers showed up whereas the Express suffered from 2 niggles, a mng and Greatest. Apoth worked too! Last game we meat toraborafaction again (their minotaur was mng). Virus (as usual), Melmoth niggles out, tons of badly hurt elves and a nice 4-1 victory, probably the 2nd gold medal for United. Firstskill niggle for a rookie lino whereas the rookie catcher catcher acquires Dump-off. Season 43: The first game started with incredible dice which were lame beyond any comprehension against us. As this sign of Nuffle was more than obvious, we strongly consider to retire from faction after this season as we see no point in being ridiculized that much. 2nd game against Nirvana we luckily won 4-3 with some awesome KO rolls (almost the entire team left the pitch occasionally) and a peculiar turnover, even though we were unable to capitalize on a blitz. 3rd game against a decimated toraborafaction wasn't particularly spectacular, snakeeyes on winnings and FF sucked though. 4th game against the Ambassadors saw a tired High Elf squad which made some strange moves leading to a 4-1 rout. Afterwards Orquitortura couldn't handle our mobility, quite casual win there in a friendly game. A somewhat unlucky draw against an incredibly whiny More Misery Different Dates followed. 3R.I.P.s and a Niggle against the Powerplay afterwards, but still a draw, as we too greedily tried to skill a catcher. This season's finisher against the greenskins of Sangre resulted in a 4-0 rout when the orc-defence fall apart after we turned them over early 2nd half with an interception by Melmoth. The triple's perfect! The third consecutive championship for United! Season 44: Quite horrible opneners, a 1-2 loss in front of an all time faction record crowd of 184k followed by an embarassing 1-3 defeat against the Ambassadors who might be cruising to further glory these days. Then a 1-2 defeat against a far superior undead side, but back at full strength afterwards. 3 doubleones, countless 2/3 ones, failed apoth and blitz against caused a humiliating defeat in game 4. Without any tacklers and dodgers this team is most likely on it's way into the unranked division. But then, the fifth game against the Hungarian Fumbblers (United has been the only side to ever win against that excelllent side) saw a reconciliating 2-0 triumph. Didn't help though, the rest of the season United's players induldged in doubleskulls and snakeeyes, thus forcing themselves into the unranked division. <embed src="http://209.68.63.220/19580222/rock/vanhalen/Jump.mid" hidden="true" height="0" width="0"></embed>

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
WhipLashed	Skaven	1000k	16	1/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1080k	12	0/1/0	50k	52k
Falcs Ravishing Rogues	Elf	1100k	20	2/0/0	70k	2 - 2	1100k	19	1/2/0	70k	64k
Float Like a Leaf	Wood Elf	1170k	22	0/0/0	90k	4 - 1	1300k	13	0/0/1	70k	57k
All in vain	Vampire	1250k	24	1/2/0	90k	3 - 0	1110k	8	0/0/1	40k	69k
Mean Mouse	Skaven	1330k	25	1/0/0	80k	5 - 0	1330k	6	0/0/0	80k	67k
Uncle Varag's Tales	Orc	1460k	15	0/2/0	70k	2 - 2	1390k	19	1/2/1	50k	80k
Generals of Chaos II	Chaos	1560k	15	2/0/1	40k	2 - 2	1540k	23	3/2/0	20k	54k
Moonsickles	Dark Elf	1640k	30	2/1/0	30k	4 - 1	1000k	11	1/1/0	40k	53k
Recess Wompers	Chaos Dwarf	1730k	11	0/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1580k	18	1/3/0	50k	97k
Sleeper Faction Squad	Necromantic	1690k	29	3/1/0	40k	4 - 1	1490k	12	1/0/0	50k	65k
HighLands	High Elf	1790k	16	0/0/0	60k	2 - 0	2180k	15	0/0/2	20k	77k
Acaudalados II	High Elf	1730k	25	1/0/1	40k	3 - 3	1650k	20	0/0/1	40k	75k
DesperateMeasures	Human	1740k	15	1/0/0	50k	2 - 2	1810k	21	1/2/0	20k	76k
Anti Deamon Force	Human	1690k	25	0/0/0	80k	5 - 2	2200k	25	4/0/0	30k	84k
Hungarian Fumbblers	Orc	1790k	21	2/1/0	70k	3 - 1	1900k	11	0/0/0	50k	81k
Star Quality	Human	1910k	20	0/1/0	20k	3 - 3	2140k	25	3/0/0	50k	89k
Slaanesh's Obscene Satyrists	Chaos	1980k	11	1/0/0	70k	1 - 1	3360k	13	2/0/0	30k	102k
Clockwork Undertakers	Undead	2030k	17	1/0/0	50k	3 - 2	1900k	22	3/2/2	60k	90k
Trabas electronicas	Dark Elf	2030k	21	0/1/0	70k	4 - 3	2650k	22	0/0/1	10k	102k
Toraborafaction	Chaos Dwarf	1870k	29	2/1/0	70k	5 - 1	2380k	19	4/0/1	60k	112k
Ossea Sapiens Silvanum	Wood Elf	2000k	19	1/0/0	60k	3 - 2	1800k	23	2/1/1	30k	95k
jurasic park	Lizardmen	2100k	24	1/0/0	50k	4 - 2	1930k	14	1/0/0	50k	88k
Nobel Rats	Skaven	2190k	26	0/1/0	30k	4 - 3	2080k	25	2/1/1	60k	94k
Unwashed Meeces	Skaven	2190k	23	0/0/0	40k	4 - 1	2350k	11	0/0/0	30k	96k
Nazhir Knives	Dark Elf	2230k	26	2/0/0	40k	4 - 1	2490k	15	1/0/0	60k	115k
DesperateMeasures	Human	2310k	30	2/0/0	30k	4 - 0	2210k	8	0/1/0	60k	97k
Da Howling Greenies	Orc	2400k	18	0/0/0	50k	4 - 0	2000k	9	0/1/0	70k	106k
Nobel Rats	Skaven	2490k	36	3/3/0	40k	6 - 1	2030k	22	3/1/0	30k	97k
Ambassadors of Light	High Elf	2540k	19	0/1/0	30k	3 - 4	2040k	21	0/0/0	60k	132k
WindHawks	Skaven	2610k	30	4/2/0	30k	4 - 2	2210k	19	0/1/2	50k	89k
Kod Grön	Orc	2490k	19	0/0/0	70k	3 - 1	2340k	13	3/0/0	60k	119k
Pre-Socratic Powerplay	Elf	2610k	23	4/1/0	10k	3 - 2	1780k	20	1/1/1	40k	108k
Tlaxtlan Gekkos	Lizardmen	2670k	22	1/3/1	40k	2 - 1	2240k	18	3/1/0	70k	105k
Orquitortura I	Orc	2750k	18	1/2/0	70k	3 - 2	2790k	21	5/0/2	30k	155k
Eevil Edshrinkaz Express	Orc	2400k	9	0/0/0	50k	1 - 2	3510k	25	2/4/0	10k	124k
Pre-Socratic Powerplay	Elf	2340k	21	1/1/0	10k	4 - 3	1870k	23	0/1/1	60k	91k
Ambassadors of Light	High Elf	2080k	20	0/0/0	60k	3 - 2	1720k	23	2/1/2	60k	160k
Nazhir Knives	Dark Elf	2000k	15	2/0/0	100k	2 - 3	2310k	24	2/1/0	90k	145k
Turron Patodos	Necromantic	2130k	19	1/1/1	60k	2 - 1	2010k	12	0/4/0	70k	147k
Akae	Wood Elf	1870k	25	0/0/0	70k	5 - 2	2380k	20	1/0/1	60k	150k
MetaMob	Undead	1880k	14	0/0/0	80k	2 - 3	2390k	22	3/0/0	70k	124k
Eevil Edshrinkaz Express	Orc	1980k	16	2/0/0	70k	3 - 1	3580k	16	2/0/1	0k	114k
Toraborafaction	Chaos Dwarf	2090k	19	0/1/0	80k	4 - 1	2700k	19	4/0/1	30k	114k
Stinking Scrappers	Orc	2210k	12	1/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1910k	20	4/1/0	70k	141k
Nirvana	Chaos	2220k	21	1/1/0	80k	4 - 3	2360k	18	1/2/0	30k	136k
Toraborafaction	Chaos Dwarf	2340k	18	0/0/1	20k	3 - 1	2070k	16	2/1/0	70k	119k
Ambassadors of Light	High Elf	2250k	24	1/0/0	80k	4 - 1	1960k	13	0/1/0	100k	155k
Orquitortura I	Orc	2380k	18	0/0/1	40k	3 - 1	2910k	16	2/1/1	20k	149k
More Misery Different Dates	High Elf	2460k	26	1/2/0	40k	4 - 4	2550k	28	1/0/0	20k	143k
Pre-Socratic Powerplay	Elf	2560k	15	1/1/3	10k	1 - 1	1900k	11	1/1/0	40k	115k
Sangre, sudor y lágrimas	Orc	2580k	22	0/1/0	40k	4 - 0	2480k	14	1/2/0	60k	142k
Orquitortura I	Orc	2220k	10	0/0/0	90k	1 - 2	2950k	15	2/0/0	50k	184k
Ambassadors of Light	High Elf	2320k	15	1/2/0	60k	1 - 3	2100k	23	2/1/0	80k	128k
spanish prosaics	Undead	2400k	9	0/1/1	60k	1 - 2	2290k	13	3/1/0	70k	116k
Nirvana	Chaos	2470k	6	2/0/0	30k	0 - 3	2550k	24	4/1/1	30k	133k
Hungarian Fumbblers	Orc	2240k	14	0/0/0	80k	2 - 0	2600k	11	2/1/0	10k	136k
Sirs	Chaos Dwarf	2350k	12	0/1/0	30k	1 - 2	2380k	24	2/2/2	30k	128k
Schijfwereld	Shambling Undead	2000k	15	1/0/0	50k	2 - 1	1850k	11	1/0/0	80k	102k
Icestorm Freezers	Amazon	2070k	16	1/2/0	40k	1 - 2	2330k	19	3/3/0	20k	88k
PRG from BTG	Undead	1990k	21	0/0/1	80k	4 - 2	2000k	24	2/1/2	80k	109k
Middenheim White Wolfs	Human	2040k	13	0/0/0	30k	2 - 1	1480k	12	1/0/0	40k	99k
Taste my cheese	Skaven	2100k	21	0/1/2	60k	2 - 1	2120k	14	1/1/0	20k	120k