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Whilst spending a year dead for tax reason Mr Desiato has decided to play a few games of Blood Bowl to warm up before doing a Universe tour with Disaster Area. So now the tour is over and Mr Desiato enjoyed the games so much he and his friends(?) the Golgafrinchans from the B ark have formed a new team. Background thanks to Douglas Adams. Disaster Area, a plutonium rock band from the Gagrakacka Mind Zones, are generally held to be not only the loudest rock band in the Galaxy, but in fact the loudest noise of any kind at all. Regular concert-goers judge that the best sound balance is usually to be heard from within large concrete bunkers some thirty-seven miles from the stage, whilst the musicians themselves play their instruments by remote control from within a hevily insulated spaceship which stays in orbit around the planet - or more frequently around a completely different planet. Their songs are on the whole very simple and mostly follow the simple theme of boy-being meets girl-being beneath a silvery moon, which then explodes for no adaquately explored reason. Many worlds have now banned their act altogether, sometimes for artistic reasons, but more commonly because the band's public address system contravenes local strategic arms limitations treaties. This has not, however, stopped their earnings from pushing back the boundaries of pure hypermathematics, and their chief researh accountant has recently been appointed Professor of Neo-mathematics at the University of Maximegalon, in recognition of both his General and his Special Theories of Disaster Area Tax Returns, in which he proves that the whole fabric of the space-time continuum is not merely curved, it is in fact totally bent. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Chaos Warrior
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Claw, Block |
  | 13 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 16/31 | 150k
(140)k |
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2 |
Chaos Warrior
|
5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Strip Ball |
  | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 23/31 | 140k
(138)k |
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3 |
Chaos Warrior
|
5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block |
  | 9 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 8/16 | 120k
(125)k |
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4 |
Chaos Warrior
|
5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Two Heads |
  | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 15/16 | 130k
(125)k |
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5 |
Beastman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block |
  | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 13/16 | 80k
(85)k |
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7 |
Beastman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block |
  | 13 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 10/16 | 80k
(85)k |
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8 |
Beastman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Claw |
  | 13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 13/16 | 90k
(90)k |
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9 |
Beastman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Kick |
  | 13 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/16 | 80k
(85)k |
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10 |
Beastman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Claw |
  | 12 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 12/16 | 90k
(90)k |
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12 |
Beastman
|
6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Horns Block, +AG, Sure Hands |
  | 13 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 34/51 | 140k
(145)k |
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13 |
Beastman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Strip Ball |
  | 13 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 16/31 | 100k
(115)k |
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14 |
Beastman
|
6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Horns +AG |
  | 11 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 13/16 | 100k
(105)k |
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16 |
Ogre
|
5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 120k
(108)k |
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Games Played: | 13 (2/4/7) | | | TD Diff: | -4 (13 - 17) | | | Cas Diff: | 22 (15/13/6 - 7/4/1) |
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Last Opponent: Compton's Finest |
For | Against | ||||||||||
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Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
Corsairs of the Scarlet Ark | Dark Elf | 1000k | 23 | 2/1/1 | 30k | 2 - 2 | 1000k | 14 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 46k |
Bad Ass Boys | Orc | 1070k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 0 - 2 | 1030k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 100k | 63k |
Year of The Spider | Norse | 1140k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 0 - 1 | 1120k | 10 | 0/0/1 | 90k | 53k |
Los_Brochetas | Necromantic | 1200k | 19 | 3/2/0 | 60k | 1 - 1 | 1220k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 70k |
Swedish Meatballs | Dark Elf | 1300k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1260k | 13 | 2/1/0 | 50k | 59k |
Ja wohl | Chaos Dwarf | 1350k | 14 | 0/2/1 | 30k | 1 - 1 | 1210k | 11 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 62k |
Alsheim Angels | Amazon | 1410k | 15 | 1/2/0 | 20k | 1 - 2 | 1280k | 13 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 56k |
Carnivorus Imperiator | Dark Elf | 1420k | 13 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 0 - 1 | 1530k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 72k |
ABC Of Bosses | Necromantic | 1510k | 23 | 2/3/1 | 40k | 2 - 0 | 1410k | 8 | 0/1/0 | 30k | 71k |
eleven blind mice | Skaven | 1610k | 21 | 1/1/1 | 70k | 3 - 1 | 1770k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 10k | 69k |
Uncle Varag's Tales | Orc | 1660k | 16 | 1/1/1 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 1590k | 13 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 69k |
High-Tech | High Elf | 1680k | 12 | 1/0/1 | 80k | 0 - 1 | 1830k | 9 | 2/0/0 | 80k | 96k |
Compton's Finest | Old World | 1780k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 1 - 2 | 1780k | 16 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 71k |