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Whilst spending a year dead for tax reason Mr Desiato has decided to play a few games of Blood Bowl to warm up before doing a Universe tour with Disaster Area. So now the tour is over and Mr Desiato enjoyed the games so much he and his friends(?) the Golgafrinchans from the B ark have formed a new team.

Background thanks to Douglas Adams.

Disaster Area, a plutonium rock band from the Gagrakacka Mind Zones, are generally held to be not only the loudest rock band in the Galaxy, but in fact the loudest noise of any kind at all. Regular concert-goers judge that the best sound balance is usually to be heard from within large concrete bunkers some thirty-seven miles from the stage, whilst the musicians themselves play their instruments by remote control from within a hevily insulated spaceship which stays in orbit around the planet - or more frequently around a completely different planet.

Their songs are on the whole very simple and mostly follow the simple theme of boy-being meets girl-being beneath a silvery moon, which then explodes for no adaquately explored reason.

Many worlds have now banned their act altogether, sometimes for artistic reasons, but more commonly because the band's public address system contravenes local strategic arms limitations treaties.

This has not, however, stopped their earnings from pushing back the boundaries of pure hypermathematics, and their chief researh accountant has recently been appointed Professor of Neo-mathematics at the University of Maximegalon, in recognition of both his General and his Special Theories of Disaster Area Tax Returns, in which he proves that the whole fabric of the space-time continuum is not merely curved, it is in fact totally bent.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Claw, Block
  13 0 2 0 5 0 16/31 150k
(140)k
 
2
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block, Strip Ball
  13 0 0 0 4 3 23/31 140k
(138)k
 
3
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block
  9 0 0 1 3 0 8/16 120k
(125)k
 
4
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Two Heads
  6 0 1 0 6 0 15/16 130k
(125)k
 
5
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
  13 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 80k
(85)k
 
7
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
  13 1 0 1 1 1 10/16 80k
(85)k
 
8
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Claw
  13 1 0 0 1 2 13/16 90k
(90)k
 
9
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Kick
  13 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 80k
(85)k
 
10
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Claw
  12 2 2 0 2 0 12/16 90k
(90)k
 
12
Beastman
6 3 4 8
Horns
Block, +AG, Sure Hands
  13 4 4 1 3 2 34/51 140k
(145)k
 
13
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Strip Ball
  13 1 2 0 2 1 16/31 100k
(115)k
 
14
Beastman
6 3 4 8
Horns
+AG
  11 1 1 1 1 1 13/16 100k
(105)k
 
16
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(108)k
 
13 players  
Coach: Anadrael Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 4  
Team Value: 1850k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:13 (2/4/7) |TD Diff:-4 (13 - 17) |Cas Diff:22 (15/13/6 - 7/4/1)
Last Opponent: Compton's Finest