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That's right, these aptly named Elves have proven once and for all that no challenge is too great, and no team too violent for the greatest of races. Multiple DPs? Claw/Rsc freaks? Ugly-ass dorfs? Bring 'em on! They're as fearless as they are fearsome, and ready to take all comers.




Records Held:

Dirk Diggler is the all-time top-scoring Elf with 57 TDs.
Ivan Jerkinov leads all active players in ranked with 9 interceptions. He is also the all-time best Elf interceptor.
Ivan Jerkinov is the all-time brightest star on any ranked Elf team with 212 spps...Dirk Diggler is a close second with 211.

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
8 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, +MA
  4 1 0 0 0 3 16/ 160k
(178)k
 
2
Lineman
6 3 4 7
+MA, Guard, Dodge
-ma 23 11 0 0 0 4 31/ 140k
(105)k
 
3
Lineman
5 3 3 7
Dodge, Block, Kick
-ag, -ma 59 5 4 0 5 4 47/ 120k
(110)k
 
5
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge
  15 3 0 0 0 1 8/ 130k
(153)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 4 7   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 60k
(50)k
 
10
Lineman
5 3 4 7
Dodge
-ma, m 11 4 0 0 1 0 6/ 80k
(0)k
 
5 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Melonhead Re-Rolls (100k): 6  
Race: Elf Fan Factor: 14  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1100k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:66 (36/9/21) |TD Diff:38 (158 - 120) |Cas Diff:-139 (27/14/8 - 91/72/25)
Last Opponent: UTE

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Woodburns RevengeWood Elf1000k232/1/060k3 - 21000k161/0/030k60k
Howl by NightNecromantic1110k151/0/180k1 - 11000k120/2/030k54k
Garanimal HouseChaos Dwarf1220k71/0/080k0 - 11010k121/1/070k54k
Phase 2 SmasherChaos Dwarf1310k171/0/070k3 - 11470k162/2/030k58k
L. A. ConfidentialHuman1420k170/0/090k3 - 01230k90/1/060k71k
Anime-NationNurgle's Rotters1460k90/0/020k1 - 21660k274/3/070k55k
Friends And GuestsHigh Elf1340k140/0/060k1 - 41340k240/2/070k72k
Faraones PeleonesKhemri1360k60/0/070k0 - 21440k173/3/040k59k
Natural KillersNurgle's Rotters1360k150/0/040k2 - 21310k131/0/050k53k
uuuuuuurg brainsUndead1430k270/2/140k4 - 01590k100/1/050k78k
On Lok DishesUndead1540k150/0/060k2 - 11940k201/2/150k75k
Deadly BabesAmazon1560k231/0/040k4 - 11650k130/1/010k59k
Los MatapollosOrc1650k170/0/050k3 - 11530k151/1/060k60k
PubbenChaos Dwarf1730k100/0/030k1 - 01490k154/0/050k64k
Dirty Dirty SouthNurgle's Rotters1790k281/0/030k5 - 02070k100/0/010k78k
Warriors of the WoodWood Elf1880k250/0/150k4 - 11810k110/0/060k66k
Save Your SoulsKhemri1930k60/0/020k0 - 21880k151/2/130k93k
Uncanny Or-X-menOrc1820k112/0/070k0 - 11850k142/0/170k94k
SkoStrikersHuman1910k191/0/060k3 - 21880k161/0/030k72k
On Lok DishesUndead2020k121/0/030k1 - 22230k182/1/160k89k
MachacaGatosSkaven1930k171/0/010k2 - 41870k293/2/140k62k
We Score MoreElf1860k210/1/070k3 - 41950k292/1/150k96k
San Daemon ChargersChaos1850k180/0/010k2 - 21840k253/0/110k80k
On Lok DishesUndead1890k150/2/020k2 - 12110k101/1/030k79k
CSIHuman1950k220/1/050k3 - 31720k200/0/070k66k
FC ReichenbachHuman2040k70/0/050k0 - 22000k110/1/040k80k
Care LizardsLizardmen2100k270/0/130k2 - 32200k182/0/030k103k
D.M.U. Wrecking CrewKhemri2140k181/0/170k2 - 12030k202/4/230k113k
No morirOrc2170k190/0/050k3 - 11520k91/2/030k71k
Briarbrook HellionsOrc2250k150/0/010k2 - 12460k254/1/010k76k
Legion of CoolChaos2300k191/0/020k3 - 21970k182/1/040k70k
All About the GoalDark Elf2360k151/0/060k2 - 32370k251/1/220k104k
Revolutionary NucleusDwarf2390k100/0/00k0 - 22000k212/1/150k80k
Big Fat CherriesOgre2400k141/0/020k2 - 11960k142/1/070k87k
Good CoachingChaos2320k151/0/030k2 - 22200k160/1/130k76k
Can You Do ItNurgle's Rotters2380k91/0/030k1 - 31850k221/2/120k73k
Dirty Dirty SouthNurgle's Rotters2270k200/0/010k3 - 12230k131/0/020k83k
Shadowbane InquisitorsChaos2330k220/0/150k3 - 12450k253/3/110k101k
Post-Moss VikingsWood Elf2270k200/0/060k3 - 42250k271/0/030k102k
PapsHuman2360k230/0/140k3 - 22250k231/1/020k76k
Warlords of the Eight PeaksOrc2250k280/0/070k6 - 02130k91/1/010k94k
Return of the BombersNorse2370k200/0/050k3 - 12250k181/3/250k101k
GoretreaLizardmen2260k190/0/040k3 - 11430k141/1/160k76k
State of artWood Elf2340k110/1/00k1 - 61940k343/0/060k87k
Two Ton Khaa MenKhemri2160k131/0/040k2 - 12130k273/1/230k76k
Elthorns SlayersElven Union2150k260/1/050k5 - 12270k130/0/040k97k
Briarbrook HellionsOrc2260k230/0/00k4 - 02350k140/2/040k79k
Fly GuysNurgle1950k140/0/060k2 - 21860k131/0/020k64k
Foamy's RantSkaven2030k60/0/050k0 - 51590k334/0/070k89k
Praise the FallenUndead2090k180/0/060k3 - 31910k212/0/150k88k
Shaw Brother's RevivalHuman2170k170/0/030k3 - 22010k182/0/050k67k
NenazasAmazon2250k60/0/040k0 - 22060k251/1/070k95k
God's DisciplesChaos Dwarf2290k210/0/050k4 - 12060k161/3/030k79k
BlooderlustVampire2320k231/0/050k4 - 32340k201/1/00k64k
Kar Garond Executioners IIDark Elf2410k290/0/060k4 - 32460k272/2/140k110k
Bash the AshKhemri2530k110/0/030k1 - 21870k172/1/140k96k
Los Manos de Hierro IIDwarf2460k130/0/040k2 - 02040k60/1/030k100k
Deff RokkitsOrc2530k270/1/00k5 - 02320k141/1/010k57k
Orkische DIsziplinOrc2590k241/1/120k3 - 12800k211/2/040k116k
Knights of AlbionHuman2660k240/1/00k3 - 32360k263/1/030k72k
Dictators'R'Us IIDark Elf2550k232/0/050k4 - 12120k140/1/060k90k
beastiboysChaos2660k171/0/050k2 - 12300k110/1/010k113k
Clouded JudgementWood Elf2430k322/2/060k4 - 22730k150/1/020k121k
Shrieking LegionUndead2500k120/0/020k2 - 21630k214/1/050k94k
Post-Moss VikingsWood Elf2540k231/0/00k3 - 62290k341/0/050k114k
UTELizardmen2590k30/0/00k1 - 22310k210/2/250k106k