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Out in the Northern Hills among "da richest tribes" a rather methodical and rather "maadd" Doc decided <b><i>"it waaz time to do someting for da glory of da tribe"</i></b>. This Doc Aspwin, renowned for crazy ideas and really good headache cure that involve a hammer and the patients kneecap, gathered together a rough and ready band of greenskinz <b><i>"to take on da whorled"</i></b>.
He decided not only to take along big and bad orks nut also little gretichn. Much to the dismay of his bigg'uns who just shuck their heads muttering <b><i>"whatch want with dem, de could not even scare a humie"</i></b>. Surely the Doc has a plan for the snievly, shroomed up gobbos.

Although nobody saw the famous Doc for a first six games, he is <b>BACK</b>! Performance was <b><i>"like ponzzi, pranzi elvies"</i></b> and so it is good that he is <b><u>back</u></b>, that he has built up a head of steam, he has comback truelly <b><u><font color="004000">mean & green</font></u></b>. And the first thing he did is fire former thrower Shrabgut Eyethrower and made him <b><i>"'iz assidant couch"</i></b>, Shrabgut has the honourable job of either organising a seat for the Doc or being a seat for the Doc!

Da Doc seemed to have struck a cord with da boyz. The longest <i><b>"streak"</i></b> in team history - <font color="004000"><b>4 games unbeaten</b></font> has just been set, but maybe the ol'boyz have not quite caught on that <i>not loosing</i> is not the same as <b><i>winning!</i></b> and after a long explanation by the doc - that involved lots of hammering with <i><b>medikal sledge</b></i>- they lost.
<h3><i>Whtaz up Doc!</i></h3>
How will the boyz start scoring again, can they continue to relie on their troll? - Seemingly they can, in the last game Shonbut Elfmandrink came through again.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
  24 0 0 0 5 3 25/ 120k
(128)k
 
2
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Guard, Stand Firm
  24 0 0 0 4 3 23/ 130k
(128)k
 
3
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Stand Firm
  25 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 110k
(100)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
+MA
  3 1 2 0 0 0 7/ 110k
(105)k
 
5
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Stand Firm, Mighty Blow
  22 0 2 0 4 3 29/ 130k
(105)k
 
6
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Strip Ball, Tackle
  25 1 1 0 6 3 31/ 140k
(128)k
 
7
Lineman
5 4 3 9
+ST
  24 1 0 1 3 1 14/ 100k
(125)k
 
8
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Guard
  25 1 0 0 1 2 13/ 80k
(80)k
 
9
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
  14 1 1 0 3 3 25/ 120k
(115)k
 
10
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate
  7 8 1 0 0 0 11/ 90k
(60)k
 
11
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Sprint
  23 0 2 0 0 2 16/ 80k
(45)k
 
12
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, Leap
  24 1 6 0 0 1 24/ 80k
(35)k
 
13
Troll
4 5 2 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard, +AG
  23 0 0 0 6 2 22/ 160k
(143)k
 
14
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(15)k
 
15
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
 
15 players  
Coach: Redhammer_the_Old Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2040k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:25 (6/7/12) |TD Diff:-17 (24 - 41) |Cas Diff:-5 (23/11/6 - 23/15/7)
Last Opponent: Aachenburg Checkered Shirts

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
HellHordeOrc1000k71/0/050k0 - 11000k123/0/080k48k
Psyched up AlchemistsChaos1060k151/1/080k2 - 11070k80/0/060k50k
Nuffle is a DJChaos Chosen1180k90/0/150k0 - 21170k181/1/190k46k
We play da ballOgre1200k81/0/080k0 - 21300k152/0/180k64k
peke's palsDark Elf1190k121/1/060k1 - 31250k190/1/050k53k
Swedish Chef UtdNorse1270k71/0/050k0 - 21140k160/1/080k55k
Disposable TosspottsWood Elf1280k140/1/030k2 - 21300k171/1/050k50k
ar pastumKhemri1340k153/0/040k1 - 01430k70/0/160k26k
Age Of WarriorsOrc1410k203/1/120k1 - 11400k80/0/020k40k
Metal OrcsOrc1470k50/0/060k0 - 01480k112/0/070k46k
CaredwarvesDwarf1550k90/2/010k0 - 21370k141/0/060k58k
Hell's GranniesAmazon1570k80/1/020k0 - 31570k222/0/040k57k
Da Deff SkullzOrc1550k120/0/040k2 - 11480k90/0/070k41k
overt skavengersSkaven1610k172/1/010k2 - 01640k60/0/030k36k
Come On Cowards!Chaos Chosen1670k80/0/040k1 - 12030k111/0/010k54k
Lotto LoafersSkaven1730k181/1/140k2 - 21840k140/0/020k54k
Grimnis ChampionsDwarf1820k152/0/050k2 - 01590k91/1/020k41k
Norsca Sea RaidersNorse1850k71/0/040k0 - 31710k221/1/250k59k
Under Green CheeseOrc1700k102/0/070k0 - 01680k80/1/050k73k
TurniermumienTomb Kings1800k110/1/120k0 - 21680k152/1/060k85k
forest mischeifWood Elf1840k192/0/230k1 - 42160k220/2/020k98k
SkullsqueezersChaos1910k101/0/060k1 - 21810k191/2/150k71k
Famous but deadUndead1910k150/0/030k3 - 21440k151/1/160k68k
Bond BoesewichteDark Elf1910k181/1/030k2 - 21880k213/1/040k84k
Aachenburg Checkered ShirtsOrc1960k110/0/030k1 - 31830k241/1/020k68k