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Brevity is the soul of lingerie. -Dorothy Parker Swabi lies between the river Indus and river Kabul, in the north west frontier of Pakistan. Majority of the Yousafzai clan of Pathans have been living here for centuries. The History and culture of the Swabi is very rich. People in Swabi are well educated. Today many people from this region are found in different parts of the world,but mostly in UK. They have unique characteristics of modern life but within Islam. The People of Swabi are famous for their hospitality and a "romantic" people, they are fair in complexion with rugged expressions as most Mountain People in Pakistan appear. They also like to dress their womenfolk up in titillating head-to-toe swimwear and watch them prance about the pitch in a riotous game of Blood Bowl! Warning: The team pics were so controversial they spawned a complaint thread. The players would like to thank our sister city - Kanab, Utah - for their moral support! [23:33] <+BowlBot> *** FUMBBL SMACK Elite CXXVII winner is: Swabi Bikini Team *** [23:33] <+BowlBot> *** Sleeper in Metropolis 0 vs 1 Swabi Bikini Team *** The 1st Amazon team to ever win an Elite SMACK! FUMBBL SMACK Sched PRO XCIX semi-finalist. |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Koka Kalim Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dodge Tackle, Strip Ball, Stand Firm |
22 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 34/51 | 150k
(90+60)k |
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| 3 |
Koka Kalim Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dodge Guard, Mighty Blow |
22 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 26/31 | 130k
(90+40)k |
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| 4 |
Koka Kalim Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dodge Guard |
17 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 14/16 | 110k
(90+20)k |
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| 6 |
Piranha Warrior Catcher
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge +MA |
13 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9/16 | 100k
(70+30)k |
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| 7 |
Eagle Warrior Thrower
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Pass |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 11 |
Tribal Linewoman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 12 |
Tribal Linewoman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge Dirty Player |
22 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8/16 | 70k
(50+20)k |
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| 13 |
Tribal Linewoman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 14 |
Tribal Linewoman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge Block |
2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/16 | 70k
(50+20)k |
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| 15 |
Tribal Linewoman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
-ma | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 16 |
Tribal Linewoman
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6 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Dodge Tackle |
-ag | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6/16 | 70k
(50+20)k |
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| Games Played: | 22 (16/2/4) | | | TD Diff: | 20 (40 - 20) | | | Cas Diff: | -17 (20/14/1 - 20/20/12) |
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| Last Opponent: New Skinks on the block | |||||||
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| Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
 Itchy Cadavers | Necromantic | 1000k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 2 - 0 | 1000k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 59k |
| Red Wing Woodies | Wood Elf | 1100k | 12 | 1/0/0 | 80k | 1 - 3 | 1190k | 15 | 0/0/0 | 80k | 82k |
| London Leather Boys | High Elf | 1160k | 21 | 0/3/0 | 80k | 3 - 0 | 1160k | 7 | 0/0/0 | 80k | 48k |
| Da Sneakas | Orc | 1250k | 16 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 2 - 1 | 1290k | 11 | 0/1/0 | 30k | 47k |
| Blood Aristocrats | Vampire | 1330k | 16 | 2/0/0 | 70k | 2 - 0 | 1380k | 9 | 1/0/0 | 90k | 85k |
| Pain Seeker | Chaos | 1400k | 13 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 2 - 0 | 1460k | 12 | 1/1/2 | 80k | 66k |
| We Love Brains! | Undead | 1410k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 1 - 0 | 1380k | 11 | 1/2/0 | 60k | 73k |
| Mean Streak | Chaos | 1430k | 17 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 3 - 0 | 1450k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 76k |
| Compost Heap | Nurgle's Rotters | 1540k | 21 | 1/1/0 | 90k | 4 - 0 | 1900k | 13 | 2/0/1 | 40k | 101k |
| Plague Fists | Nurgle's Rotters | 1590k | 13 | 0/0/1 | 80k | 2 - 1 | 1590k | 17 | 2/1/1 | 20k | 77k |
| sit coms | Orc | 1660k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 1 - 2 | 1620k | 14 | 1/0/0 | 80k | 96k |
| Impressionistic Intent | High Elf | 1710k | 19 | 1/1/0 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1740k | 15 | 1/2/0 | 30k | 79k |
 Tex's Pimp Daddies | Dark Elf | 1810k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 0 - 1 | 1850k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 82k |
| Fast_and_Furious | Elf | 1850k | 13 | 1/0/0 | 90k | 2 - 1 | 1920k | 12 | 0/0/1 | 50k | 101k |
| Vital Backup | Undead | 1930k | 24 | 0/2/0 | 40k | 4 - 2 | 2360k | 17 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 87k |
| khemri tomb raiders | Khemri | 1970k | 8 | 2/1/0 | 70k | 1 - 0 | 2000k | 15 | 1/3/2 | 50k | 84k |
| Twiceborn | Undead | 1770k | 16 | 1/2/0 | 60k | 3 - 2 | 1800k | 16 | 0/1/4 | 30k | 89k |
| Sleeper in Metropolis | Necromantic Horror | 1590k | 13 | 0/2/0 | 80k | 1 - 0 | 1550k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 80k | 92k |
| Think Greek | Skaven | 1640k | 17 | 4/1/0 | 50k | 1 - 1 | 1600k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 107k |
| Peon | Orc | 1720k | 13 | 4/0/0 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1750k | 18 | 3/5/1 | 70k | 86k |
| Heart of Spira | Chaos Dwarf | 1710k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 90k | 0 - 3 | 1720k | 20 | 3/1/0 | 90k | 109k |
| New Skinks on the block | Lizardmen | 1600k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 60k | 1 - 1 | 1720k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 93k |