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Harbouring from the little know Halfling burough of Slaughterbay on the coast of the Sea of Claws, this team have taken the name given to their ancestors by near by residents. The name Lemmings was given one night when an Empire Galleon smashed itself on the rocks at the bottom of the cliffs near Slaughterbay. This in itself is not unusual, but this ship was carrying as cargo, the finest puddings, pastries and deserts the world has ever seen. Unable to contain their delight in this spilt cargo the frenzied mob of suger lovin shortstuffs dived off the top of the cliff to get the puds, but instead dropped to their doom. Twenty six games now for these plucky little pudding scoffers. They have managed to only have 10 player's Killed so far. Althougth a couple of condedes have left the team in a precarious position they are now back to a reasonable lineup, the Lemmings are hoping to come back from a bad win/drawn/loss ration and start racking up some wins (maybe they should stop playing Skaven teams that they can not catch and Bashy teams that put half of the squishy little mites in the injury box by half time). Roll (or Custard Bun) of Honour Baron Kuztad KILLED ( Three time's and he's been revived twice by the wonders of modern Apothacary techniques, now he's totally DEAD) Delicatessen Flavurin KILLED himself dodging into Blitz a Dark Elf Smick Karamel II KILLED, Blitzed by a Dark Elf Hershel Barz KILLED, Dodging a Chaos Dwarf Marz Epan KILLED By Khemri Kandi Floz KILLED by Khemri Guss Birry KILLED by Evil spiteful Dirty Playing Skink Khock 'O' Lyte II KILLED, squashed by own Treeman Rudyard Cripling KILLED, Blitzed by an Ogre Awyt Nugart KILLED, Blitzed by Norse into the crowd Artie Sveetner KILLED himself against Orcs Guss Birry II KILLED by spiteful Norse Baron Kuztad II KILLED by spiteful Norse Alpenut Butterbean KILLED by spiteful Norse Games Conceded (in my favour) - 1 Games Conceded - 2 Top Smasher: Thickroot Pineneedle - 15 CAS, 3 in one game against Vampires. Top Scorer: Artie Sveetner (Deceased) - 4 TD Top Entertainer: Baron Kuztad - Thrown by Treeman to scamper into endzone for a one turn TD. Killed THREE times and revived TWICE - nickname Tuff Kuztard. And smashed the Ogre Onk off the pitch in his first ever game. Top Interceptor: Lemin Sorbet II - 2 Int Most Valued Player: Artie Sveetner (Deceased) - 3 MVP Worst/Unluckiest Player: Fluffy Gobstopper - 19 Games with no SPP's

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Glam Rock Heavyweights	Ogre	1000k	11	1/1/0	60k	1 - 1	1110k	10	0/1/0	40k	66k
Dry Dead Things	Khemri	1090k	16	3/0/0	80k	1 - 0	1000k	12	2/0/1	20k	40k
Cairns Crusaders	Human	1200k	5	0/0/1	80k	0 - 3	1000k	25	1/4/0	90k	71k
Game on	Human	1230k	9	0/3/0	70k	0 - 3	1090k	20	1/1/1	60k	36k
dayvan cowboys	Chaos Dwarf	1290k	11	0/0/0	80k	2 - 0	1100k	8	1/0/0	60k	58k
Empire Social Club	Human	1330k	5	0/0/0	80k	0 - 3	1040k	19	2/0/0	50k	77k
Tehetis maulers	Lizardmen	1390k	7	1/1/0	30k	0 - 2	1340k	21	2/1/1	50k	50k
Zvezde Granda	Vampire	1340k	16	2/2/1	60k	1 - 2	1080k	21	2/1/1	60k	67k
Black Temple Guard	Dark Elf	1390k	11	1/1/0	60k	0 - 2	1000k	21	2/1/1	70k	69k
Mannerheim Mens	Norse	1320k	19	2/1/1	70k	1 - 0	1090k	2	0/1/0	0k	52k
Slub'n'Tzhub's Retaliation	Chaos Dwarf	1420k	0	0/0/0	0k	0 - 1	1040k	23	2/4/0	110k	69k
Egyptian Party	Khemri	1270k	0	0/0/0	0k	0 - 1	1260k	25	2/3/1	130k	62k
Sigils	Chaos Chosen	1180k	10	0/1/0	80k	1 - 1	1000k	8	0/0/0	80k	56k
Cheese Clan	Skaven	1280k	13	1/2/0	20k	0 - 4	1090k	29	4/0/1	50k	57k
Big Dumb Lumps	Ogre	1270k	13	1/0/0	30k	2 - 2	1340k	25	4/2/1	70k	62k
Reel Big Rats	Skaven	1300k	5	0/0/0	30k	0 - 3	1140k	20	0/2/0	100k	65k
Smalltown Biggies	Halfling	1340k	19	3/0/1	60k	2 - 0	1290k	11	1/2/1	10k	36k
Wastetown Rats	Skaven	1390k	16	2/1/0	70k	1 - 2	1000k	12	0/0/0	70k	62k
Twisted Transistor	Chaos Dwarf	1490k	13	1/0/0	30k	2 - 2	1140k	20	0/4/0	30k	60k
Tofu	Lizardmen	1420k	10	0/1/0	30k	1 - 3	1370k	18	1/2/1	60k	74k
WWF Stars	Ogre	1360k	10	1/1/0	50k	1 - 1	1340k	14	0/2/1	60k	67k
Lucky Strikes On Tour	Dark Elf	1350k	10	1/0/0	30k	1 - 3	1370k	18	2/0/0	30k	49k
Azhag's Slaughterers	Orc	1390k	5	0/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1070k	14	0/1/0	70k	57k
Old Spicee	Norse	1430k	7	1/1/0	20k	0 - 1	1020k	11	1/0/0	60k	44k
I Know This One	Chaos	1460k	14	1/2/2	70k	0 - 1	1330k	10	1/0/0	50k	62k
Khaos Marauders	Chaos	1560k	13	1/0/1	50k	2 - 2	1440k	11	0/0/0	60k	65k
Aussie Dangerous Animals	Norse	1560k	14	1/1/1	40k	1 - 2	1190k	13	0/1/2	80k	59k
Ugly Girls	Orc	1590k	7	0/0/1	70k	0 - 3	1470k	28	3/3/2	70k	76k
Notran University II	Dark Elf	1400k	6	0/0/0	50k	0 - 4	1330k	26	4/0/0	70k	63k
Woof Let The Dogs Out	Necromantic	1450k	14	1/3/1	80k	0 - 2	960k	23	3/2/1	90k	65k
Just Norsing Around	Norse	1490k	8	0/0/0	60k	1 - 4	1160k	33	1/4/3	60k	60k
Dung Flingers	Halfling	1420k	0	0/0/0	0k	0 - 2	1280k	20	3/1/1	110k	78k
Boingles	Khemri	1360k	0	0/0/0	0k	0 - 1	1000k	23	1/2/2	90k	57k