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I have gotten much too attached to those Greenskins. Otherwise I'd just drop this clueless bunch of attitude-less players. They never learn anything out of the ordinary, only the stuff everybody knows. I train them so much for so little! The team has gained so many skill upgrades, yet the players hardly ever roll a double or stat-increase. And if a player breaks this unwritten rule of the 'Eadbutz code, he ages immediately or dies right away. It is firmly believed among 'Eadbutz fans that Pille Jongl'r or 'Ama Basha will be the next players they will have to mourn, as they are the only players with any uncommon skills. Da Stats Korna: Highest Win: 5-1 vs Head to nose Worst Loss: 0-4 vs Pro Elf Most Cas caused: 6 vs Head to nose Most Cas taken: 6 vs Bongo Bongo (that lucker) Highest Winnings: 80 000 vs Future Luggage + Pro Elf Lowest Income: 10 000 vs Bearfoot Blockers + Imbody the invisible List of players lost in action: Sneagit Stunti Strafa Fligit Int'widul achief'entz: Most Comp in a game: 4 Pille Jongl'r vs Bongo Bongo Most TD in a game: 3 Dark 'uns Punnisha vs LetsFetz Most Int in a game: 1 Doom af da Panzee vs Big Mad Mob of Doom Most Cas in a game: 4 Ooge Butta vs Typhoon System III Best individual effort: 1 Int/1 TD/ 2 Cas/ 1 MVP Doom af da Panzee vs Big Mad Mob of Doom Deve'pl'ent: 30 player upgrades 5 doubles 2 Movement increases 4 ageing results (1x -AG; 1x -ST, 1x Niggle, 1x -MA)

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Head to nose	Ogre	1000k	36	4/1/1	40k	5 - 1	1000k	10	0/1/0	80k	52k
Dream Kaos	Chaos	1110k	11	1/0/0	20k	1 - 1	1080k	11	1/0/0	70k	31k
Future Luggage	Lizardmen	1150k	8	0/0/0	80k	1 - 2	1240k	11	0/0/0	70k	49k
Sudafrikanas	Human	1250k	15	2/2/0	40k	1 - 1	1310k	9	1/0/0	50k	45k
Dwarf Death Squad	Dwarf	1320k	11	0/0/0	30k	1 - 3	1230k	20	1/0/1	70k	60k
Big Mad Mob of Doom	Orc	1370k	20	2/1/0	60k	2 - 0	1440k	7	0/0/0	20k	57k
LetsFetz	Necromantic	1480k	21	3/0/0	70k	3 - 1	1370k	9	0/0/0	30k	48k
Glory Daze	Elven Union	1540k	7	1/0/0	50k	0 - 0	1880k	7	0/1/0	50k	65k
Typhoon System III	Chaos Chosen	1600k	19	2/1/1	30k	2 - 1	1590k	11	1/0/0	40k	59k
Green Gamblers	Orc	1680k	20	2/0/1	50k	3 - 0	1760k	8	0/0/0	40k	62k
Two Lovers and their friends	Chaos Dwarf	1770k	17	2/1/0	20k	2 - 1	1820k	10	1/0/0	20k	59k
Bearfoot Blockers	Norse	1840k	24	2/1/0	10k	3 - 1	1670k	10	0/0/0	0k	39k
Embody the invisible	Dark Elf	1900k	11	2/0/0	10k	0 - 2	1760k	14	1/0/0	20k	69k
Mattoni Matti	Dwarf	1950k	13	1/0/0	30k	2 - 1	1790k	13	1/0/0	0k	52k
Big Mad Mob of Doom	Orc	1940k	14	0/0/0	70k	3 - 1	2110k	12	0/0/0	30k	75k
Grumbling Gnashers	Orc	2040k	12	1/1/0	20k	1 - 2	1870k	14	0/0/0	60k	60k
Orcland Killaz	Orc	1950k	17	1/0/0	20k	3 - 0	1950k	8	1/0/0	60k	79k
Tails and whiskers	Skaven	2010k	13	1/1/0	30k	1 - 0	1940k	10	2/0/0	50k	62k
Bongo Bongo	Orc	2080k	14	0/0/1	60k	1 - 2	2240k	20	1/4/1	60k	91k
United Chiefs of America	Chaos Dwarf	1940k	16	1/0/0	40k	2 - 0	1870k	6	0/0/0	10k	63k
Pro Elf	Elven Union	2020k	9	0/1/0	80k	0 - 4	1860k	20	0/0/1	90k	127k
Sigin Tarag	Dwarf	2060k	14	1/1/0	70k	1 - 2	2290k	13	1/0/0	40k	105k
Future Luggage	Lizardmen	2160k	20	0/4/0	40k	2 - 0	1850k	11	1/1/2	20k	85k
Gonn Darn Nutz	Orc	2160k	18	0/2/1	50k	2 - 1	2110k	17	0/1/0	30k	89k
K-Town Red Devils	Chaos	2250k	9	1/1/0	20k	0 - 1	2170k	12	0/2/0	20k	98k