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Helsingborgs Basket
Retired [X] Chaos Dwarf

My 2nd created Ranked team on fumbbl. Only 18 games....

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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3486386"> Johan the longhair</a>
Chaos dwarf that hid his real age in the pre-season and then got wheelchair after his first improvement. Boo!!! First in the shamehall!

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3635226"> Rashid El Hallah </a>
was a rookie-hobgob who was retired before a smack. A small boo but understandable. Because he did 4 game and all he managed was to do 3 blocks...

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4620836"> Johan with decent haircut </a>
was retired BEFORE playing his first game, just to play a smack, which I lost in the final... boo Johan!!! And this was the same guy reinkarnated. Boo on Johan twice!!!

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"Dhaktokh was trilled, pumped and the steam from his great belly filled the dressing-room with testosterone. He had been soooooooooooooooo close to death. Ahhhhhhhh!!!!! (Dhaktokh, dont forget to thank Anders the Apo!) And he had done three touchdowns before that, THREE!!!! All those hopeless struggles on the trainings trying to get hold of a small ball on the ground, so far down. Silly... And apart from this, he was the playing coach. Everyone told him to keep to the tactics, but stubborn as he was he would play, no matter the cost. And now he even had the money to a bullcentaur friend. But who would he pick? The answer was easy. Stu. The olny black bull. He would be loved by the fans and the other teams would fear his majestic approach. Lovely. Dhaktokh celebrated by puking from one belly to the other the whole evening. Alone in his dark secret cave, far from the crazy dwarves who were once again fighting among themselves after tons of ale. But not Dhaktokh, he was puking with joy. AHHHHHH!!!!!!"

06-11-03 after a win against Palmarium with 4-0.

!!!Press release!!!
Helsingborgs Basket now have frenzy on all their players versus finnish players, coaches or neighbours, as long its FINNS!!!
!!!Press release over!!!

07-09-09 after 0-2 versus Finnish National Football Team

Retired a rookie-dwarf and a rookie-hobgob to join a smack! Was it worth the pain?
Well... yes. Lost in the final vs Wrecks khemri. Only had 12 players for the fight. That made it hard. But it was an even game, and if I wouldnt had messed up, it had sure gone to OT at its worst. My best wizzard ever, he had a really important onedicer on my cowblodger in first half, a stupid 2turn-offence from me at the end of first half. I had good hits, and so did Wreck. Not many dps though, that was good. And the legs of the bulls messed up three times, atleast one too many. A quick try to summon the game. Wreck had amazing 86% after 7 turns. Ended at 69 vs my 60. So we were both lucky, and that made the game fun. And hard. I am happy with getting away with only 6 fouls from 4 dps on the khemris. That was very good, and something I thought about before the game. Cool... Sometime tactics even works...

07-09-26 versus Wreckage´s 1.FFC_Frankfurt in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1855746"> FUMBBL SMACK Pro CLXXXIV</a>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(30)k
 
2
Bull Centaur
7 4 2 8
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Break Tackle, +MA, Strip Ball
-av 26 0 13 0 9 0 57/ 220k
(240)k
 
3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro
  27 0 0 0 9 3 33/ 130k
(155)k
 
4
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
Guard
  4 0 1 1 1 0 7/ 130k
(128)k
 
5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Stand Firm
  15 0 1 1 1 0 7/ 100k
(105)k
 
6
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
5 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, +MA
  27 0 0 0 5 4 30/ 120k
(140)k
 
7
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  6 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(75)k
 
8
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block, Sure Hands, Strip Ball
  27 3 7 0 1 1 31/ 100k
(105)k
 
9
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(30)k
 
10
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  3 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 90k
(115)k
 
11
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(30)k
 
12
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
 
13
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Dodge, Break Tackle
  21 0 8 0 5 3 49/ 200k
(218)k
 
14
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(30)k
 
14 players  
Coach: Dhaktokh Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 35k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1840k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:27 (15/6/6) |TD Diff:21 (47 - 26) |Cas Diff:14 (33/21/9 - 21/18/10)
Last Opponent: Khornish Gentleman's Club

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Pink LoversChaos1000k231/2/080k3 - 01000k00/0/00k38k
Stinkfist RottersOrc1130k90/0/060k1 - 11390k121/0/160k70k
BubbelgumChaos Dwarf1060k140/0/090k3 - 0970k60/0/060k53k
Gorms HeerschaarNorse1180k141/0/080k2 - 21000k191/1/160k42k
Elf you up!Elven Union1140k221/0/280k4 - 11000k110/0/060k73k
PalmariumChaos1260k230/1/290k4 - 01190k101/1/080k64k
Tokyo Green DevilsOrc1410k110/0/080k2 - 01560k100/1/140k55k
Gutbuster BurrgadeDwarf1430k170/3/070k2 - 11360k100/0/030k75k
Mazdamundis ArmyLizardmen1460k183/1/040k2 - 11360k101/0/170k69k
RCBb Green ForestWood Elf1540k152/1/060k1 - 11470k100/0/070k74k
Can u feel itOrc1630k193/1/170k1 - 21760k171/2/050k89k
MVPOrc1730k100/0/060k1 - 21680k160/1/180k70k
Body like a BattleaxeHuman1730k150/1/080k1 - 01780k00/1/00k85k
Tribe of PopesOrc1850k141/0/020k1 - 21830k122/0/060k96k
Finnish National Football TeamHuman1830k111/1/070k0 - 21890k131/0/070k89k
Hell HereNecromantic1750k194/3/040k2 - 01750k70/0/160k74k
Longstreet BummersShambling Undead1830k101/0/070k1 - 01750k70/1/170k110k
1.FFC_FrankfurtKhemri1840k122/1/070k1 - 21750k153/2/070k109k
North KareliaDwarf1790k172/3/070k2 - 22140k112/0/050k111k
Show The RopesShambling Undead1890k150/1/050k2 - 01850k91/1/040k94k
Mighty ArmourDwarf1970k111/0/170k2 - 11760k100/0/170k99k
Heroes of the Secured LandDwarf1940k172/0/170k2 - 02080k101/2/050k84k
Dark JudgesShambling Undead1970k140/0/130k2 - 22170k191/3/050k100k
Morning Grunch IIOrc1830k141/1/170k1 - 01860k41/1/060k72k
Dream Of A Thousand CatsVampire1920k246/0/050k2 - 22110k152/0/030k112k
Best Bad BoyzOrc2020k141/0/070k2 - 02300k100/1/160k101k
Khornish Gentleman's ClubChaos Chosen2010k70/1/030k0 - 22020k182/0/120k73k