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One day, while wondering around the mountainside, these orcs came across a giant stone tablet, entitled the "Neverhood Chronicles". While their leader, the Black Orc Whitey related to them the epic story, they decided that the name on the tablet sounded quite good. So they took this mighty tablet, and headed off to find a battle. Instead they found a small poster, saying join the Southern Waste League. Now they are in the big time, in the premier league, and still that tablet travells with them, and each new member chooses an name from it as part of their initiation.

Season 1

Joined up as part of the South West Regional Division, and stormed the place, making it through undefeated, to qualify for the Premier League.
Check it out <a href ="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=294&show=421">here</a>

Season 2

As the minnows of the league, the team managed an equal win to loss record but still ended up playing off to avoid relegation. After a long drawn out scoreless match against the Adelaide Anvils, they held onto their position with the top teams after both teams completely ran out of energy in the pouring rain. At the seasonal awards night, the Twahnlows, the scumbags players picked up a whole swag of awards, including Petri Alfonzo tying for the main prize.

Season 3

The season is finally over and the we managed to not win a single game. As a result of getting smashed in the playoff we are in Div 1 with 2 other teams from this seasons Premier Division. We lost to the Slumbering Skink in the KO comp, and they went on to win. I reckon that means we could've come second, even though we only made it to the 2nd round.

Anyone who has a lot of spare time to read the entire transcript of the chronicles, its very funny and is available <a href ="http://www.g-b.dk/jan/neverhood_chronicles_text.htm">here</a>. Although if you haven't played the game it might not mean much to you, most of it doesn't relate much to the game if you have played it anyway.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Black Orc Blocker
5 4 2 9
Block, +MA
  29 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 130k
(128)k
 
2
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
n 29 0 0 0 8 1 21/31 120k
(106)k
 
3
Blitzer
6 3 4 9
Block
+AG, Tackle
  28 1 4 0 2 1 22/31 140k
(138)k
 
4
Ed
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
+MA
  13 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 110k
(125)k
 
5
Goblin
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
-ma 10 1 1 0 0 2 14/16 60k
(40)k
 
6
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Dirty Player, Block
  28 0 0 0 3 4 26/31 90k
(123)k
 
7
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
  9 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(75)k
 
8
Lineman
5 4 3 9
+ST, Block
  29 0 3 0 3 1 20/31 120k
(138)k
 
9
Star Player
6 6 3 10
Block, Mighty Blow, Star, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
  0 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
200k
(218)k
 
10
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Block
  16 0 0 0 5 1 15/16 130k
(105)k
 
11
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Guard, Block
n 29 2 0 0 0 3 17/31 100k
(88)k
 
12
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
  27 0 0 0 4 5 33/51 140k
(143)k
 
13
Black Orc Blocker
4 5 2 9
+ST
  24 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 130k
(125)k
 
14
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, +MA
  23 1 5 0 3 0 22/31 130k
(140)k
 
15
Thrower
5 4 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Safe Throw, +ST
  22 7 3 0 1 2 28/31 140k
(160)k
 
16
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
  20 0 2 0 1 1 13/16 100k
(115)k
 
16 players  
Coach: whitey Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k / 2200k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 5k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2410k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:29 (8/12/9) |TD Diff:-3 (28 - 31) |Cas Diff:24 (29/14/7 - 16/7/3)
Last Opponent: Dark Heretics

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Falkieri's Praying Paladin'sHigh Elf1000k211/0/150k4 - 01000k90/0/080k49k
Rough RidersWood Elf1100k173/1/080k2 - 01120k60/0/040k64k
Thunder BlessingDwarf1220k80/0/040k1 - 01110k50/0/080k50k
Foo FightersChaos1290k101/0/030k1 - 01130k81/0/070k55k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen1340k130/1/140k1 - 11180k80/0/040k64k
Mordheim WarriorsHuman1400k121/0/180k1 - 01370k80/1/030k72k
League of Exhumed GentlemenShambling Undead1510k110/0/150k1 - 11700k121/0/030k89k
Zen AdeptsChaos Dwarf1580k90/2/040k0 - 21750k131/0/050k59k
Carlton UnitedHuman1630k101/0/060k1 - 11900k90/0/020k73k
Corporate Fraud ChaingangDark Elf1650k150/2/030k2 - 11790k111/0/030k58k
Adelaide AnvilsDwarf1710k113/0/150k0 - 01780k70/0/110k75k
Corporate Fraud ChaingangDark Elf1650k81/0/020k0 - 31860k191/0/030k54k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen1680k171/1/020k2 - 21540k110/0/010k50k
Carlton UnitedHuman1750k190/2/020k3 - 31990k170/0/050k80k
Zen AdeptsChaos Dwarf1800k111/1/040k1 - 12110k101/0/00k78k
Maniac Mammalians IIWood Elf1870k101/0/010k1 - 21830k151/0/020k59k
Infectious GrooveNurgle's Rotters1910k131/1/010k1 - 21800k202/2/140k64k
Sewerside AssailantsSkaven1810k132/0/030k2 - 01380k50/0/060k58k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen1860k60/0/150k0 - 21630k120/0/050k54k
Prince ReagentsHigh Elf1930k71/0/070k0 - 21600k140/1/0110k103k
CreepersShambling Undead1860k50/0/020k0 - 21630k132/0/030k52k
Carlton UnitedHuman1880k110/1/050k1 - 32050k180/0/020k54k
Blue Mountain DragonsNorse1900k174/0/040k2 - 01980k90/0/120k68k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen1980k122/0/160k0 - 01970k50/0/010k74k
Dark HereticsOrc2070k50/0/010k0 - 02100k71/0/030k58k
70 odd Foot of GruntsOrc2090k50/0/030k0 - 01680k71/1/050k61k
Grishnak's MobOrc2060k91/1/050k0 - 01560k71/0/060k62k
Karaz KrasherzOrc2130k51/0/030k0 - 22550k131/1/030k65k
Dark HereticsOrc2160k173/1/00k1 - 12100k141/1/010k53k