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Retired [Q] Halfling

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Treeman
2 6 1 9
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block
 -av, m 32 0 0 0 10 2 30/ 150k
(0)k
  
2
You know, the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
 -ag, n, m 17 0 0 0 7 0 14/ 130k
(0)k
  
3
I'm good at math. U+I=69
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
4
I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs
Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ma, n 19 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 30k
(13)k
  
5
Save a horse, ride a cowboy
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
 n 7 1 1 0 1 1 11/ 60k
(46)k
  
6
I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(0)k
  
7
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(0)k
  
8
So, do you like fat guys with no money?
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(15)k
  
9
Come on, you can't get pregnant the first time!
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n, m 1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(0)k
  
10
How'd you like to gain 190 pounds for about 5 minutes?
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
11
If I pet you, would you follow me home?
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(0)k
  
12
You look like a hooker I knew in fresno
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   12 0 5 0 0 1 20/ 70k
(60)k
  
13
Are you a tamale? 'Cuz you're hot.
Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 -ma, m 30 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 50k
(0)k
  
14
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
15
You make my software turn into hardware!
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   13 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 50k
(25)k
  
8 players (+7 players missing next game)  
Coach: TheSpoonyBard Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 10  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 880k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:32 (10/10/12) |TD Diff:-4 (39 - 43) |Cas Diff:-86 (30/26/8 - 81/49/20)
Last Opponent: NeedMoreSleep

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Nightmares RefectionDark Elf1000k101/1/080k1 - 21000k204/1/090k59k
Badruk's 'ArdboyzOrc1070k181/0/180k3 - 11000k110/1/060k63k
Varkruk MoldychewersOrc1200k80/0/090k1 - 11230k111/0/090k72k
Mischievous MagesHigh Elf1220k220/2/270k3 - 1980k141/1/150k60k
LujereSkaven1250k131/0/060k2 - 21200k171/2/040k66k
Elviron MarksmenElf1250k91/1/050k0 - 21520k203/1/080k69k
March of the Black Queen IIIDark Elf1290k101/0/060k1 - 11060k121/0/050k60k
Sand Pit BonebreakersKhemri1350k142/2/020k1 - 11070k120/2/080k56k
Final RoundDark Elf1340k131/0/050k2 - 21310k273/2/250k63k
Aleae jactae suntHuman1330k80/0/030k1 - 11100k143/0/040k73k
Bane of WarughOrc1350k92/1/080k0 - 41560k387/1/270k71k
Swooping HawkzElf1310k100/1/040k1 - 11000k111/0/040k51k
Legendary TacklersHuman1330k152/1/1140k1 - 01090k00/0/00k70k
Factional Genocide [LoA]Undead1470k101/0/050k1 - 11470k113/3/180k80k
Giants and little onesOgre1250k90/0/160k0 - 11080k141/1/160k63k
Negros CaoticosDark Elf1320k130/1/080k2 - 0940k155/0/060k52k
GuerrerosOrc1440k50/0/080k0 - 31520k273/2/160k73k
Witzigkeit kennt kein PardonOrc1310k80/0/090k1 - 21090k256/3/0100k84k
Pro ElvisHigh Elf1410k101/0/030k1 - 21280k192/2/040k59k
Amber TribesLizardmen1390k110/2/130k0 - 1990k142/0/1100k55k
CiccioPorcelloDark Elf1400k182/3/050k3 - 01000k111/1/130k52k
Evil Shinobi OrcsOrc1410k110/2/090k2 - 11060k161/2/190k73k
Ciudades IIIDark Elf1440k130/1/030k2 - 21610k273/3/240k75k
Acechadores B.B. ClubSkaven1390k71/0/040k0 - 31190k252/2/080k76k
DaisycuttersHalfling1430k255/4/050k3 - 11590k122/1/020k46k
Bonesaw SlayersTomb Kings1510k112/1/060k0 - 11490k244/2/270k87k
Krok KotekLizardmen1460k80/0/050k1 - 11570k182/3/130k85k
PecadosCapitalesChaos1440k141/1/190k1 - 01000k152/2/180k70k
La gang del BoscoOrc1500k50/0/080k0 - 11890k226/3/080k100k
Acechadores B.B. ClubSkaven1460k150/2/140k2 - 11600k173/0/150k72k
Blood Red Star LahmiaVampire1480k112/0/090k2 - 12100k203/2/140k70k
NeedMoreSleepHuman1350k103/0/080k1 - 22060k335/6/170k93k