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[td][i][/td][tr] Aug 23th 2007 Oucha, had to kick two sailors and one officer after a "nice" meeting with lizards. And afterwards nurgle left the pitch, for good, leaving us all the loot and fame... I should have known that this ship is jinxed. Another fine officer "ironboot" had to go. I need to start recruiting younger sailors, these old fags are decaying. Aug 25th 2007 The sky is clearing and the stars start to light up, I hope this means good... Aug 29th 2007 ... me and my hopes, yet another officer sailed to better seas. Aut 4th 2007 New month old fish, all rotten and stinky. Aut 7th 2007 It has been a while since we played last time, but it seems the break did us good. We actually won match today, and none of us crippled. Aut 8th 2007 The morning was sunny as we encountered few teams willing to play, we won both and had some fortune as our officers both learned something new Aut 24th 2007 Ok, we got beaten by elves, one of our crew decided to leave since he started to have aches. My back was hurting too so I decided to visit the Doc and he renewed my body. I think need time to be back in the shape I was before the game. I - Balor - am your dear worshipper and am always looking forward to be in your grace again O great lord Nuffle! Nov 7th 2007 Its been long since we set foot on pitch last time. It was time to battle with orcs, first we had trouble finding the right arena, but eventually we got the party started. It was once again kinda horrible, we lost but luckily noone got hurt. We even got a new recruit "mr Submarine" he's said to be a good diver, a real treasurehunter, I wonder if the rumors are true. Hmm again we got beaten up, our little magician Lammbini got his hand smashed and now we need new hands. Maybe our new sailorboy could take his place. Nov 14th 2007 Week from last, been too busy or lazy to write. We met some dwarfs on Nov 12th it was kinda nice game, nothing went seriously wrong. Tonight we met chaotic team which was obviously looking for something to beat... ohwell we won and none died, althou I've to miss the next match, damn that guy kicked hard! I wonder if my new recruit proves his worth, atleast I hope he can stand in line. Nov 15th 2007 It was nice to see my crew winning the New Baby Dolls, too bad they also niggled our Lammbini. We left him to the shore as he hoped. I wish we had more than 12 pirates on board, its quite risky to plow the seas with a crew hardly enough to operate the ship Nov 16th 2007 After pre-christmas parties the team was in good mood and played with joy, but seemed that others were having a hangover, but as whole the team did great. Nov 19th 2007 Had a brutal match vs helves, 4 of them went to meet their ancestors. We must be sailing under luckystars now. Nov 26th 2007 Played versus chaos dwarves while stopping to fill our supplies, we won but had to let go of Kargh, may the winds be in his favor in his journey to better seas Nov 27th 2007 two games today and won both of them, too bad our muscular officer got killed by a noob CW and apo was even apo was unable to help him, damn we need a better doctor Dec 1st 2007 We started out month with a victory, nice way to start waiting for santa to arrive. Dec 3rd 2007 We met some little, bearded and mean looking dwarves (I wonder if they work for Santa) and beat them. Im glad my boys were motivated again. We sure are ina nice streak now Dec 12th 2007 And again against dwarves, this Nuffle was on their side more than on our side and our winning streak ended, but we didn't lose either. ONWARDS men to new glory we must sail! Jan 12th 2008 New year and seems like I need new men too as a BOB killed my Orm. We couldn't revenge or even win the match, which makes me sad. Jan 16th 2008 Again one sailor to set sail for neverending sea. And mr Frankkinton decided his too good and has started skipping practices... I hope this new guy can replace him soon enough. Victory from liz. Jan 25th 2008 Game against chaos worshippers went badly, lost cas 2-7 and 0-2 in TDs, and the amount of 1ds the opponent threw!!! Sailor from the northern seas joined the crew. Jan 25th 2008 Yet another chaos team challenged us for a game, this time we had nice luck and the game was ours Mar 12th 2008 Good end for a bad luck day as we managed to make 3 rips against nurgle, that was the only good thing thou Mar 22nd 2008 Our actor officer dodged, niggled and apoth slapped him with a rotten fish. Maybe it was a sign for not to try to be different. Tie with WE mainly because we didn't want to stall when they had 4 guys and the game was 1-1 Mar 23rd 2008 This one was lucky one for us, hardly failed anything so the victory was easy. Too bad we have recived poor money lately, can't afford to hire a new officer to replace Ungon. Sep 10th 2008 After spending the summer on shore Lost Course has set sailingin once again, just to endure a horrible game against some catish lizards. one officer and 2 sailors dead... Sep 11th 2008 We lost again, to some greenskins, due to our lousy playing. Our boys just kept on failing easy tasks and failed 5 times to get the ball from the opposition. A new officer landed on the ship along with a flock of wild gooses. First victory for us in a while, none got seriuosly hurt and 4th officer joined us after the match. Maybe the winds will be with us in the future... Sep 17th 2008 50th game for us and 29th victory, so we are still doing well. Lost a sailor but had money to hire new one from the port. Its time to celebrate tonight! Feb 27th 2009 Long since we last played and it was nice to get off the boat for a change. Something is wrong with this crew. Few almost lost two officers here today, lucky the apocathery managed to patch me up, but poor Papa went to sleep with the fishes. Opponent was in our grip, but that damn runner just refused to fall. Oh wel I hope this Squigalot guy I hired as an officer would make the winds to blow in our favor. Mar 4th 2009 We played against busty chicks and managed to win! I hope the winds remain in our favor for some time. Had to hire new sailor to keep the team fit. Mar 15th 2009 A game against High Elves, after a long searching we found a nice match which I hoped would save my crew from beating and allow me to get 13th pirate. My hopes were answered as we won 3-1 and got Bosliini Billy on our crew, they say he worked as a hooker in the High elf community. Who knows. Mar 27th 2009 A game against orcs, the luck was going from side to side, we had our chances to win 2-1, but failed. An ok game. New recruit mr. Lupus Thiger joined the crew. Time to set sail again. Apr 6th 2009 Again orcs, the luck was on both sides on 1st half but it stayed with us on the 2nd half too. 2-1 victory and some cash to fill the chests with. May 16th 2009 Morning game against yet another orc team. We managed to run over them on 1st half and to keep our own end clean on the 2nd half. Tight 1-0 victory. Now its time for a breakfast. We let Goatface retire, which he really had earned. His replacement is Mr. Ganon, have to hope he can fill his goatshoes... July 29th 2009 Long time no game, but still we managed to play a good game vs some Darkelf bards. Our inspector wanted to retire so I let him go and hired a chanting goat. Brother Linkhudz said he could speak to gods and save our souls, I just hope he won't start accusing anyone for herecy... The deck doesn't like pyres. July 31th 2009 Yaxk, again we got to play orcs... First half was nice, we had time to beat those greenskins, but only managed to make one cas. Then came the 2nd half and the orcs started cleaning the pitch, I've no idea how they did it, but after our Sguig failed his dodge for the 2-0 TD our game was lost. Orcs scored 1-1 on 16th turn. I took another sailor on board, he called himself the Crook. July 31th 2009 Dark elves for a change... This time we managed to win, thanks to their clumsyness. Sailing towards new challenges. Sep 1st 2009 Faced orcs with a mighty blitzer, lost , but not only due to my bad coaching... XFL Chaos (Sep 20th 2009) Signed in for XFL Chaos and lost on first round, partly because of luck and partly due to not stalling on 2nd half. Fumbbl Cup (Oct 21st 2009) Survived first match with no injuries against dwarves. Fumbbl Cup (Oct 25th 2009) Second vs ogres and now missing an officer and our star sailorboy plus our ball handler had his ankle sprained in the after party of our 2nd game. Fumbbl Cup (Nov 1st 2009) 3rd game, this time against elves. We lost our chances on the first half as the elves managed to score twice before we even got to pick up the ball. Time to set sail again and look for new adventures. Sguig decided his time in the team was over, he'll be missed. Dec 2nd 2009 First match after the tournaments, draw, 2 sailors dead, but got money to hire 2 new ones - Phostes and Odessa. Now with 15 men, time to set sail. FUMBBL SMACK Legend CCXXXI (Dec 27th 2009) Joined Legend Smack, beated Evil in Shades of Grey (Dark Elf) in close match on first round, even lost a sailor in the process. Recruited new sailor for 2nd round. Second game against Death Valley Daze (Undead) we managed to pull 2-0 win, but two of our great sailors got hurt and are going to miss the final match against Wood Elves. Its going to be a hard match. Smack Final(Jan 2nd 2010) Smack final, where we had the win within our grasp, but then we blew it with bad placing on the last kick-off and the elves took the win. I think Nuffle punished us from being stupid... After the game our Cook decided he can take sundays off, how ridicilous! I need to start looking for a replacement. One sailoir died, no money to hire new one yet. Not the best start for this year and decade. Jan 8th 2010 A game vs Undead, troll claims its his day off and doesn't come to play, he'll get fired asap. Game started out nicely, but after few turns the game was going like opponent wanted as if Nuffle itself had been with him. One sailor and troll retired after the match and a new troll joined the crew.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Treehuggies	Wood Elf	1000k	25	1/3/2	80k	3 - 0	1130k	7	0/0/0	60k	49k
Irmehks	Khemri	1130k	8	0/1/0	50k	0 - 2	1180k	23	3/3/0	90k	52k
Middleheim Massive	Human	1060k	10	0/0/0	80k	1 - 0	1180k	5	0/0/0	30k	46k
Soy Bomb	Necromantic	1160k	15	2/0/0	60k	2 - 0	1230k	6	0/0/0	70k	52k
Atletiko Vikingo	Norse	1260k	11	0/0/1	60k	1 - 1	1240k	18	2/1/1	50k	67k
Desertheat	Khemri	1340k	20	1/0/0	50k	4 - 0	1360k	12	1/0/1	50k	38k
Black Face Allstars	Chaos	1380k	10	1/0/0	80k	1 - 2	1440k	16	0/2/0	40k	70k
Black Hearts_DK	Dark Elf	1480k	15	2/1/0	40k	2 - 0	1560k	6	0/0/0	50k	57k
Lizzigmen	Lizardmen	1560k	10	2/0/0	60k	0 - 2	1480k	21	2/3/0	80k	76k
Compost Pile	Nurgle's Rotters	1380k	14	0/1/1	160k	1 - 0	1290k	0	0/0/0	0k	81k
tOrcmenitanistes	Orc	1510k	16	0/0/1	70k	3 - 1	1660k	16	0/2/1	20k	75k
Untold Sins	Dark Elf	1490k	18	3/0/0	60k	3 - 1	1620k	13	1/0/0	70k	64k
House Varlath	Dark Elf	1580k	19	3/2/1	20k	2 - 3	1500k	17	1/1/0	80k	65k
Dirty Black Summer	Chaos	1650k	11	1/0/0	50k	2 - 0	1640k	7	0/1/0	70k	71k
Nihon Nezumi	Skaven	1720k	18	1/2/0	50k	2 - 2	1630k	15	1/0/0	40k	91k
Return of the Sunshine Club	Chaos Chosen	1730k	8	0/0/0	80k	1 - 0	1800k	11	2/0/1	10k	76k
Hurtigsvin	Skaven	1720k	10	0/1/0	60k	1 - 3	1760k	23	1/2/1	50k	72k
Phalanx Clan	Orc	1610k	19	1/1/1	60k	2 - 0	1670k	12	2/1/0	80k	89k
Borris's Blokes	Human	1710k	17	3/0/1	60k	2 - 0	1780k	9	0/0/0	20k	58k
Grave Heavers	Undead	1810k	17	0/3/0	50k	2 - 0	1870k	7	1/0/0	50k	72k
Juicy Terrans	Human	1900k	12	2/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1910k	12	1/0/1	40k	95k
Silverblood Knights	High Elf	1880k	10	0/1/0	60k	1 - 2	2010k	21	1/4/0	60k	82k
Hupper Slash bros	Chaos	1700k	10	0/0/1	40k	1 - 0	1730k	9	4/0/0	20k	71k
Gasteiz	Orc	1740k	9	0/0/0	40k	1 - 2	2000k	17	2/0/0	80k	86k
TenTackle Experiment	Chaos	1790k	12	1/1/0	70k	1 - 1	2260k	20	3/1/2	60k	102k
Tapperonzoli	Dwarf	1810k	8	0/0/0	10k	1 - 1	1830k	13	2/1/1	0k	58k
Spiezzo Tutti	Chaos	1730k	8	1/0/0	80k	1 - 0	1840k	6	0/1/1	20k	63k
New Baby Dollz	Amazon	1820k	15	2/0/0	30k	2 - 1	1800k	12	0/1/0	50k	64k
Inevitable City Shoehorns	Chaos	1720k	17	1/2/0	40k	2 - 0	1770k	12	2/0/0	60k	62k
Mlody Pilkarz	High Elf	1790k	25	1/1/3	60k	2 - 1	1930k	9	0/0/0	40k	63k
CD Burners	Chaos Dwarf	1910k	14	0/1/0	60k	2 - 1	2110k	12	1/0/1	30k	89k
Matrecos BBC	Chaos	1900k	18	1/1/1	50k	3 - 0	2010k	12	1/2/0	20k	77k
Drakwald Denizens	Chaos	2000k	15	1/1/0	40k	2 - 0	1900k	10	0/1/1	50k	64k
Horns of Destruction	Chaos	1940k	16	1/0/1	70k	2 - 1	1940k	18	3/2/0	10k	69k
Dwarfsea BB	Dwarf	2040k	22	3/1/0	50k	3 - 0	1750k	10	0/1/1	50k	72k
Shorty Famous	Dwarf	2110k	10	0/1/0	30k	1 - 1	2100k	15	1/1/0	20k	77k
Da Kave Killaz	Orc	2150k	12	1/0/0	60k	1 - 1	2290k	15	1/1/1	20k	95k
Reptile Rage	Lizardmen	2000k	17	2/0/1	80k	2 - 0	2050k	11	2/0/1	10k	81k
sad face	Chaos	2060k	8	2/0/0	10k	0 - 2	2090k	25	6/1/0	70k	91k
Springfield City	Chaos	2090k	17	1/1/1	60k	3 - 0	2010k	12	2/1/0	30k	99k
Black Revolver	Dark Elf	2190k	10	1/1/1	90k	0 - 3	2700k	18	0/0/0	40k	141k
Legion as we are Many	Dwarf	2170k	11	0/0/1	60k	2 - 1	2230k	10	2/0/0	40k	94k
D o A	Nurgle's Rotters	2200k	13	0/1/3	50k	0 - 1	2170k	16	4/1/0	70k	92k
Dancing Queens vol 2	Wood Elf	2210k	17	1/1/1	20k	2 - 2	2170k	15	1/0/0	30k	111k
My Name Is Elf	Dark Elf	2270k	22	3/2/0	20k	2 - 0	2210k	9	1/0/0	70k	117k
Ol' Fat catZ	Lizardmen	2340k	18	4/1/0	50k	1 - 2	2360k	15	1/0/3	50k	128k
Stone Noses	Orc	2090k	12	2/1/0	60k	1 - 2	2130k	16	2/0/1	40k	88k
LosMasPorNo	Orc	2160k	10	0/0/0	60k	1 - 0	2090k	9	1/0/1	10k	99k
Pure of Heart	High Elf	2100k	12	0/2/0	10k	1 - 1	2050k	9	0/0/0	30k	88k
Lifrig-Pool's Kopite Kings	Elven Union	2120k	20	2/1/2	90k	2 - 0	2140k	12	2/0/2	80k	137k
Guinnes is low	Dwarf	2190k	13	2/1/0	50k	1 - 1	2760k	11	0/0/2	10k	85k
Kiss my blodge	Amazon	2110k	17	1/1/1	70k	2 - 1	2060k	14	0/2/1	60k	96k
Chahuax Crushers	Lizardmen	2230k	19	2/3/0	40k	2 - 1	2420k	13	2/0/1	10k	116k
Chaos is dumb as hell	Chaos	2310k	15	2/0/0	10k	2 - 0	2580k	11	1/1/1	40k	89k
Hayate no gotoku	High Elf	2170k	21	1/1/1	80k	3 - 1	2090k	10	0/0/0	50k	102k
Grantzuk's vengeance	Orc	2290k	12	1/0/1	60k	1 - 1	2280k	15	3/0/0	50k	127k
Fleetfoot's Revenge I	Orc	2370k	12	0/0/0	60k	2 - 1	2880k	12	2/0/0	10k	123k
Latest Headlines	Orc	2460k	15	0/2/1	60k	1 - 0	2700k	5	0/0/1	40k	152k
Blackguard Bistro IV	Dark Elf	2550k	14	2/0/1	50k	1 - 1	2190k	14	1/0/0	60k	105k
Stories of Old	Dark Elf	2420k	15	0/1/0	50k	2 - 2	2410k	19	2/0/0	60k	135k
Metro Orcs2	Orc	2400k	11	1/0/0	30k	1 - 1	2690k	13	1/1/0	10k	120k
Streuner der Verdammten	Dark Elf	2450k	14	2/0/1	70k	1 - 0	2500k	7	1/0/0	40k	151k
Arrancaojoz	Orc	2560k	10	2/0/0	50k	1 - 2	2640k	15	2/0/0	60k	105k
Elemental Chaos	Chaos Chosen	2630k	16	2/2/1	50k	1 - 2	2350k	11	0/0/0	80k	131k
Dark Dwarfes	Dwarf	2670k	15	1/5/0	40k	2 - 0	2410k	10	3/1/0	60k	105k
Beers R Us	Ogre	2670k	13	1/2/1	70k	2 - 1	2460k	17	2/2/0	30k	128k
Popes of Mope	Elven Union	2710k	11	0/1/0	40k	1 - 3	2740k	18	0/1/0	80k	143k
All your fame are belong to us	Human	2470k	14	1/2/0	40k	1 - 1	2200k	10	0/0/2	30k	126k
Aesthetic Umbrae	Dark Elf	2380k	5	2/0/1	70k	0 - 2	2350k	15	0/0/0	30k	126k
Evil in Shades of Grey	Dark Elf	2450k	18	1/2/0	40k	2 - 1	2240k	12	0/1/0	30k	100k
Death Valley Daze	Shambling Undead	2450k	26	5/2/1	10k	2 - 0	2200k	12	0/3/0	40k	94k
Things That Make You Go Aahh	Wood Elf	2510k	21	1/3/1	10k	2 - 3	2380k	23	1/1/1	40k	124k
Maggoty Flesh	Shambling Undead	2410k	13	0/2/1	50k	0 - 4	2090k	23	2/0/0	80k	112k