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Pirates of Lost Course
P [R] Chaos Chosen

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Aug 23th 2007Oucha, had to kick two sailors and one officer after a "nice" meeting with lizards. And afterwards nurgle left the pitch, for good, leaving us all the loot and fame...
I should have known that this ship is jinxed.
Another fine officer "ironboot" had to go.
I need to start recruiting younger sailors, these old fags are decaying.
Aug 25th 2007The sky is clearing and the stars start to light up, I hope this means good...
Aug 29th 2007... me and my hopes, yet another officer sailed to better seas.
Aut 4th 2007New month old fish, all rotten and stinky.
Aut 7th 2007It has been a while since we played last time, but it seems the break did us good. We actually won match today, and none of us crippled.
Aut 8th 2007The morning was sunny as we encountered few teams willing to play, we won both and had some fortune as our officers both learned something new
Aut 24th 2007Ok, we got beaten by elves, one of our crew decided to leave since he started to have aches. My back was hurting too so I decided to visit the Doc and he renewed my body. I think need time to be back in the shape I was before the game.
I - Balor - am your dear worshipper and am always looking forward to be in your grace again O great lord Nuffle!
Nov 7th 2007Its been long since we set foot on pitch last time. It was time to battle with orcs, first we had trouble finding the right arena, but eventually we got the party started. It was once again kinda horrible, we lost but luckily noone got hurt.
We even got a new recruit "mr Submarine" he's said to be a good diver, a real treasurehunter, I wonder if the rumors are true.
Hmm again we got beaten up, our little magician Lammbini got his hand smashed and now we need new hands. Maybe our new sailorboy could take his place.
Nov 14th 2007Week from last, been too busy or lazy to write. We met some dwarfs on Nov 12th it was kinda nice game, nothing went seriously wrong. Tonight we met chaotic team which was obviously looking for something to beat... ohwell we won and none died, althou I've to miss the next match, damn that guy kicked hard! I wonder if my new recruit proves his worth, atleast I hope he can stand in line.
Nov 15th 2007It was nice to see my crew winning the New Baby Dolls, too bad they also niggled our Lammbini. We left him to the shore as he hoped. I wish we had more than 12 pirates on board, its quite risky to plow the seas with a crew hardly enough to operate the ship
Nov 16th 2007After pre-christmas parties the team was in good mood and played with joy, but seemed that others were having a hangover, but as whole the team did great.
Nov 19th 2007Had a brutal match vs helves, 4 of them went to meet their ancestors. We must be sailing under luckystars now.
Nov 26th 2007Played versus chaos dwarves while stopping to fill our supplies, we won but had to let go of Kargh, may the winds be in his favor in his journey to better seas
Nov 27th 2007two games today and won both of them, too bad our muscular officer got killed by a noob CW and apo was even apo was unable to help him, damn we need a better doctor
Dec 1st 2007We started out month with a victory, nice way to start waiting for santa to arrive.
Dec 3rd 2007We met some little, bearded and mean looking dwarves (I wonder if they work for Santa) and beat them. Im glad my boys were motivated again. We sure are ina nice streak now
Dec 12th 2007And again against dwarves, this Nuffle was on their side more than on our side and our winning streak ended, but we didn't lose either.
ONWARDS men to new glory we must sail!
Jan 12th 2008New year and seems like I need new men too as a BOB killed my Orm. We couldn't revenge or even win the match, which makes me sad.
Jan 16th 2008Again one sailor to set sail for neverending sea. And mr Frankkinton decided his too good and has started skipping practices... I hope this new guy can replace him soon enough. Victory from liz.
Jan 25th 2008Game against chaos worshippers went badly, lost cas 2-7 and 0-2 in TDs, and the amount of 1ds the opponent threw!!!
Sailor from the northern seas joined the crew.
Jan 25th 2008Yet another chaos team challenged us for a game, this time we had nice luck and the game was ours
Mar 12th 2008Good end for a bad luck day as we managed to make 3 rips against nurgle, that was the only good thing thou
Mar 22nd 2008Our actor officer dodged, niggled and apoth slapped him with a rotten fish. Maybe it was a sign for not to try to be different. Tie with WE mainly because we didn't want to stall when they had 4 guys and the game was 1-1
Mar 23rd 2008This one was lucky one for us, hardly failed anything so the victory was easy. Too bad we have recived poor money lately, can't afford to hire a new officer to replace Ungon.
Sep 10th 2008After spending the summer on shore Lost Course has set sailingin once again, just to endure a horrible game against some catish lizards. one officer and 2 sailors dead...
Sep 11th 2008We lost again, to some greenskins, due to our lousy playing. Our boys just kept on failing easy tasks and failed 5 times to get the ball from the opposition. A new officer landed on the ship along with a flock of wild gooses.
First victory for us in a while, none got seriuosly hurt and 4th officer joined us after the match. Maybe the winds will be with us in the future...
Sep 17th 200850th game for us and 29th victory, so we are still doing well. Lost a sailor but had money to hire new one from the port. Its time to celebrate tonight!Feb 27th 2009Long since we last played and it was nice to get off the boat for a change. Something is wrong with this crew. Few almost lost two officers here today, lucky the apocathery managed to patch me up, but poor Papa went to sleep with the fishes. Opponent was in our grip, but that damn runner just refused to fall. Oh wel I hope this Squigalot guy I hired as an officer would make the winds to blow in our favor.
Mar 4th 2009We played against busty chicks and managed to win! I hope the winds remain in our favor for some time. Had to hire new sailor to keep the team fit.
Mar 15th 2009A game against High Elves, after a long searching we found a nice match which I hoped would save my crew from beating and allow me to get 13th pirate. My hopes were answered as we won 3-1 and got Bosliini Billy on our crew, they say he worked as a hooker in the High elf community. Who knows.
Mar 27th 2009A game against orcs, the luck was going from side to side, we had our chances to win 2-1, but failed. An ok game. New recruit mr. Lupus Thiger joined the crew. Time to set sail again.
Apr 6th 2009Again orcs, the luck was on both sides on 1st half but it stayed with us on the 2nd half too. 2-1 victory and some cash to fill the chests with.
May 16th 2009Morning game against yet another orc team. We managed to run over them on 1st half and to keep our own end clean on the 2nd half. Tight 1-0 victory. Now its time for a breakfast. We let Goatface retire, which he really had earned. His replacement is Mr. Ganon, have to hope he can fill his goatshoes...
July 29th 2009Long time no game, but still we managed to play a good game vs some Darkelf bards. Our inspector wanted to retire so I let him go and hired a chanting goat. Brother Linkhudz said he could speak to gods and save our souls, I just hope he won't start accusing anyone for herecy... The deck doesn't like pyres.
July 31th 2009Yaxk, again we got to play orcs... First half was nice, we had time to beat those greenskins, but only managed to make one cas. Then came the 2nd half and the orcs started cleaning the pitch, I've no idea how they did it, but after our Sguig failed his dodge for the 2-0 TD our game was lost. Orcs scored 1-1 on 16th turn. I took another sailor on board, he called himself the Crook.
July 31th 2009Dark elves for a change... This time we managed to win, thanks to their clumsyness. Sailing towards new challenges.
Sep 1st 2009Faced orcs with a mighty blitzer, lost , but not only due to my bad coaching...
XFL Chaos (Sep 20th 2009)Signed in for XFL Chaos and lost on first round, partly because of luck and partly due to not stalling on 2nd half.
Fumbbl Cup (Oct 21st 2009)Survived first match with no injuries against dwarves.
Fumbbl Cup (Oct 25th 2009)Second vs ogres and now missing an officer and our star sailorboy plus our ball handler had his ankle sprained in the after party of our 2nd game.
Fumbbl Cup (Nov 1st 2009)3rd game, this time against elves. We lost our chances on the first half as the elves managed to score twice before we even got to pick up the ball. Time to set sail again and look for new adventures. Sguig decided his time in the team was over, he'll be missed.
Dec 2nd 2009First match after the tournaments, draw, 2 sailors dead, but got money to hire 2 new ones - Phostes and Odessa. Now with 15 men, time to set sail.
FUMBBL SMACK Legend CCXXXI (Dec 27th 2009)Joined Legend Smack, beated Evil in Shades of Grey (Dark Elf) in close match on first round, even lost a sailor in the process. Recruited new sailor for 2nd round.
Second game against Death Valley Daze (Undead) we managed to pull 2-0 win, but two of our great sailors got hurt and are going to miss the final match against Wood Elves. Its going to be a hard match.
Smack Final(Jan 2nd 2010)Smack final, where we had the win within our grasp, but then we blew it with bad placing on the last kick-off and the elves took the win. I think Nuffle punished us from being stupid... After the game our Cook decided he can take sundays off, how ridicilous! I need to start looking for a replacement. One sailoir died, no money to hire new one yet. Not the best start for this year and decade.
Jan 8th 2010A game vs Undead, troll claims its his day off and doesn't come to play, he'll get fired asap. Game started out nicely, but after few turns the game was going like opponent wanted as if Nuffle itself had been with him. One sailor and troll retired after the match and a new troll joined the crew.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chosen Blocker
5 5 3 9
+ST, Block, Guard
  50 2 7 0 6 1 40/51 190k
(100+90)k
 
2
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Tentacles, Block, Tackle
  21 1 7 0 3 1 33/51 160k
(100+60)k
 
4
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Claw, Block, Guard
  26 2 1 0 14 3 48/51 160k
(100+60)k
 
5
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dirty Player, Block
  14 3 1 0 0 3 21/31 100k
(60+40)k
 
6
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 150k
(150+0)k
 
7
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
  25 0 6 0 6 4 50/51 160k
(100+60)k
 
9
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Tackle
  5 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
12
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dirty Player, Foul Appearance
  17 3 1 0 0 2 16/31 100k
(60+40)k
 
13
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Frenzy
  20 0 5 0 3 1 26/31 100k
(60+40)k
 
14
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
  17 2 0 0 0 0 2/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
15
Beastman Runner
7 3 3 8
Horns
+MA, Sure Hands
  11 1 3 0 0 2 20/31 110k
(60+50)k
 
11 players  
Coach: Habeli Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 16  
Current Team Value: 1940k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 5k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1940k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:73 (40/15/18) |TD Diff:39 (112 - 73) |Cas Diff:21 (84/66/36 - 86/48/31)
Last Opponent: Maggoty Flesh