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<i>The following comments are excerpts from conversations with the self-styled team manager for the Mausoleum Mongrels, Henry Riley, who appears to be the spokesperson for the team. His observations on the team, and the players is, well, unique to say the least. The team owner has not thus far been available for comment. -ed.</i> ...So, I sez to me Master, after lugging an 'alf-dozen corpses up de stairs to 'is lab'ritory. “Y'know,” I sez. “We almos' 'ave the makin's of an 'alf-decen' Blood Bowl team.” An' then 'e looks at me wif that look that sez '<i>Shut up y'git, y'talk too much'</i> but I can't 'elp meself 'cuz I got this idea in me 'ead an' it won't let go, y'know? I mean, I've always wantid t'play in a team, but I can't on account of me allergy to injury, and so I sez, “No, no, 'ear me out. We've go no, whatchacollit, local rep-re-sentation, an these boy's'd love t'ave been on a team, when they wasn't dead that is.” By then we'd already had a few of the local lads moanin' about the place, wif no real direction, dropping bits o'themselfs on the rugs and trying t' eat the cat. Of course, 'e starts on about 'is <i>plans</i> an' 'is army, dronin' on like 'e does, an I havta remind 'im wot 'appen'd <i>last</i> time 'e tried that. I 'avta say that runnin' for me life while bein' chased wif burnin' brands ain't me idea of fun. But anyway, I sez, “Y'don' 'avta give up too many of the lads, and the pitch is the perfec' place t' train 'em an' all.” An' so 'e finally relented, grumblin' about uppity workers or somesuchfing. 'E let me 'ave an' 'andful of the moanin' lads, and I knew a coupla ghouls from me time 'angin' out at the graveyard 'nd all. The wolfies were a snatch, all I 'ad t' say was “Blood” an they was all eager like, I dinna even havta finish me sentence. 'Avin' the makin's of ova team we started t' practice in the graveyard. Event'lly me Master came down an' 'ad a look at us. One word 'e sed, that was all, “Mongrels”, sez he an it stuck. Jerry from the Mausoleum at the end o' the yard, 'e came over one night an' 'ad a play wif us an' 'e stay'd around. Once we started using his place as the team 'all the name just came t'gever, y'know? I do 'avta say that me Master was awfully kind t' finally let Stitches play. 'E was feeling left out, y'see, on account o'me being wif the team an' all. Boy was 'e ever glad t' be on the pitch. Them wolfies was glad too, specially once he start'd gettin' on the idea of hittin' the other team....

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
BB Scrubs	Human	1000k	18	1/0/1	70k	2 - 0	1040k	6	0/0/0	40k	48k
Guapisimas	Amazon	1140k	19	2/2/1	70k	2 - 0	1160k	7	1/0/0	30k	56k
Roman Holiday	Orc	1190k	15	0/3/0	40k	1 - 2	1330k	13	1/0/0	50k	78k
Urbans Average Joes	Human	1260k	9	0/0/0	40k	1 - 3	1260k	20	1/0/1	80k	50k
Florestica Brigade	Amazon	1170k	14	2/1/1	60k	1 - 0	1210k	7	0/1/0	50k	52k
Montymus	Nurgle's Rotters	1290k	11	0/0/0	80k	2 - 0	1240k	12	3/0/0	30k	53k
Blood Singers	Dark Elf	1400k	9	2/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1360k	13	2/0/0	50k	60k