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The Blighters are a cheery, loveable bunch of chaps on tour from the Far Albion League, who subscribe to an almost fanatical, sociopathic belief in decency and fairplay. As such they will not go out of their way to injure another player unless provoked or it is strategically ABSOLUTELY necessary. What they regard provocation is simple, shilly-shallying and stalling at the end zone instead of playing the Blasted Game, they will have no compunction about ruthlessly hunting down an opposing teams' star player and kicking him till he stops moving. Another pet hate of the Blighters are teams who play to win rather than make sure everyone playing and viewing has a damned good time.
Nuffle and Sawker be with you.



(In summary, don't stall against me if there are more than one turn left on the clock, its not fun for me and I fail to see how it can be fun for you. Also, why not play in the spirit of the game? The idea is for everyone to have fun. If you take it too seriously then I wouldn't play me if I were you. If you just enjoy having a laugh and playing the game for fun, I can't wait to have a match with you. Be excellent)




We Will Remember Them

Spinne - Catcher - Killed by High Elves
Rexfillian - Linesman - Tripped over near an Orc
Johnson - Linesman - Tackled by BBC Ballerup

Important Victories

First Win - alebrijes 1.1 - Coached by wb_lobo - 2-1

Retired
Dirk - Forced out of the game by a broken neck and fractured hand
Alegenon Bicycle-Stand - Damaged back ruined his game

Hall of Shame
Lloyd - fractured skull whilst going for it - Since retired

Recent Blighters News

Since the Blighters moved from the Far Albion League to the Empire's shores their fan base has been steadily decreasing as less and less of their fans can be bothered to cross the Sea of Claws to watch the Blighters being defeated. Coach Tom O'Bedlam hopes that as the team adjust to the somewhat different rules they have on the mainland they'll win over new fans.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
  10 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 110k
(125)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(95)k
 
3
Catcher
8 2 2 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step
-ag 17 1 4 0 0 1 18/31 110k
(70)k
 
4
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Safe Throw, Block
  25 40 0 0 1 1 47/51 130k
(155)k
 
5
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
m 9 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 110k
(0)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  24 0 0 0 0 3 15/16 70k
(70)k
 
7
Ian
Lineman
6 3 3 8   25 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50)k
 
8
Sam
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  23 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 70k
(70)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 4 7
+AG
-av 14 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 90k
(70)k
 
10
Catcher
9 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
+MA, Block, Diving Tackle
n 8 0 4 0 0 4 32/51 140k
(140)k
 
11
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
  15 0 2 0 5 2 26/31 130k
(140)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
n 24 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 70k
(58)k
 
13
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
n 21 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 140k
(102)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 3 8   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50)k
 
15
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50)k
 
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: tomobedlam Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1690k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:25 (1/2/22) |TD Diff:-43 (20 - 63) |Cas Diff:-29 (9/9/4 - 28/18/5)
Last Opponent: Ork's Pizzas

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Skull UtdKhemri1000k60/0/030k0 - 11000k100/2/050k30k
aquelarre divino 2Amazon1040k120/1/070k1 - 31090k150/0/080k53k
Bilbao esta en el norteNorse1130k71/0/080k0 - 21000k223/1/060k71k
Coedwig RoversWood Elf1230k00/0/00k0 - 11000k100/0/0130k71k
Wicked RaptureVampire1220k50/0/060k0 - 21410k110/0/020k27k
HautrinsHigh Elf1280k150/1/060k1 - 51180k312/0/170k35k
Fillthy FiddlerzSkaven1240k130/0/090k2 - 41130k240/0/050k61k
Beyond the Gates of DeathShambling Undead1360k70/0/030k0 - 31250k151/0/080k52k
Big BummerzOrc1390k120/0/160k1 - 21460k120/0/090k61k
alebrijes 1.1Nurgle's Rotters1360k120/0/080k2 - 11390k80/0/080k66k
BBC BallerupHuman1470k81/0/040k0 - 21420k131/0/050k51k
Rangers of RisskovWood Elf1460k110/2/040k1 - 31260k221/0/060k46k
Pringles CanAmazon1520k120/1/140k0 - 31270k180/0/170k57k
RattattackkSkaven1590k110/0/160k1 - 51480k282/3/180k59k
Striving StranglersDwarf1660k80/0/070k1 - 21560k130/0/030k65k
Flavour of the WeakSkaven1640k120/0/060k1 - 31910k252/2/040k101k
Bild dir deine MeinungNecromantic1630k50/0/030k0 - 31400k182/2/130k53k
OscurillosDark Elf1550k90/0/060k1 - 21570k141/0/070k51k
ElvanDark Elf1620k183/0/140k1 - 11600k174/0/010k38k
U.S. AvellinoHuman1700k71/0/040k0 - 21710k196/1/040k53k
Heroes of RokuganOrc1750k60/0/040k0 - 21910k151/2/040k35k
Koivukylä woodelvesWood Elf1800k211/1/00k3 - 31670k210/2/030k60k
JelenidoOrc1810k161/2/030k1 - 21830k161/0/120k58k
Lizards AgainLizardmen1870k181/1/030k2 - 41820k200/1/070k67k
Ork's PizzasOrc1810k90/0/00k1 - 21800k161/2/040k58k