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Blighty's Blighters
Roster [X] Human

The Blighters are a cheery, loveable bunch of chaps on tour from the Far Albion League, who subscribe to an almost fanatical, sociopathic belief in decency and fairplay. As such they will not go out of their way to injure another player unless provoked or it is strategically ABSOLUTELY necessary. What they regard provocation is simple, shilly-shallying and stalling at the end zone instead of playing the Blasted Game, they will have no compunction about ruthlessly hunting down an opposing teams' star player and kicking him till he stops moving. Another pet hate of the Blighters are teams who play to win rather than make sure everyone playing and viewing has a damned good time.
Nuffle and Sawker be with you.



(In summary, don't stall against me if there are more than one turn left on the clock, its not fun for me and I fail to see how it can be fun for you. Also, why not play in the spirit of the game? The idea is for everyone to have fun. If you take it too seriously then I wouldn't play me if I were you. If you just enjoy having a laugh and playing the game for fun, I can't wait to have a match with you. Be excellent)




We Will Remember Them

Spinne - Catcher - Killed by High Elves
Rexfillian - Linesman - Tripped over near an Orc
Johnson - Linesman - Tackled by BBC Ballerup

Important Victories

First Win - alebrijes 1.1 - Coached by wb_lobo - 2-1

Retired
Dirk - Forced out of the game by a broken neck and fractured hand
Alegenon Bicycle-Stand - Damaged back ruined his game

Hall of Shame
Lloyd - fractured skull whilst going for it - Since retired

Recent Blighters News

Since the Blighters moved from the Far Albion League to the Empire's shores their fan base has been steadily decreasing as less and less of their fans can be bothered to cross the Sea of Claws to watch the Blighters being defeated. Coach Tom O'Bedlam hopes that as the team adjust to the somewhat different rules they have on the mainland they'll win over new fans.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
St. John Cobblepot
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   10 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 110k
(125)k
  
2
Arthur Fortmulligan
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(95)k
  
3
Spinne II
Catcher
8 2 2 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step
 -ag 17 1 4 0 0 1 18/31 110k
(70)k
  
4
Dunk
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Safe Throw, Block
   25 40 0 0 1 1 47/51 130k
(155)k
  
5
Tarquin Hatrack
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
 m 9 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 110k
(0)k
  
6
Webber
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   24 0 0 0 0 3 15/16 70k
(70)k
  
7
Ian
Lineman
6 3 3 8   25 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50)k
  
8
Sam
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   23 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 70k
(70)k
  
9
Walter Penthstone
Lineman
6 3 4 7
+AG
 -av 14 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 90k
(70)k
  
10
Anthony Carpet-Tree
Catcher
9 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
+MA, Block, Diving Tackle
 n 8 0 4 0 0 4 32/51 140k
(140)k
  
11
Ulrich Von Mordheim
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
   15 0 2 0 5 2 26/31 130k
(140)k
  
12
Theakston
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
 n 24 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 70k
(58)k
  
13
M'Krash
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
 n 21 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 140k
(102)k
  
14
Carlton Chessington
Lineman
6 3 3 8   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50)k
  
15
Ishmael Teaset
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: tomobedlam Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1690k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:25 (1/2/22) |TD Diff:-43 (20 - 63) |Cas Diff:-29 (9/9/4 - 28/18/5)
Last Opponent: Ork's Pizzas