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Team Colors: Dark Purple, Atomic Green, and Red.

Team Bio:

The Reticulated Evil Pythons truly embody the spirit of Dark Elf Blood Bowl teams. They are ruthless, yet clever, bloodthirsty, yet calculating. On a good day, the Pythons can score on even the most stalwart defenses at will. Their bad days are usually of their own making. Entirely confident in their superiority over all living things, they often get caught trying to pull off an impossible play, or simply hurtling headfirst down-field with murderous intent. These tendencies are a mixed bag when it comes to winning the crowd. While any half-indecent Blood Bowl fan loves a good splatter on either side of the pitch, some purists find themselves disappointed when they consider how good the Pythons SHOULD be if they’d only restrain themselves. On more than a few occasions, they’ll find themselves unable to populate the pitch properly, due to some unruly fan’s aggression. Overall, they’re a fun team to watch, because one way or another, something spectacular is going to happen. It might be a double-reverse touchdown pass, or it might be a blood-drunk Witch Elf breaking her own neck on the rough surface of the pitch!



Head Coach: Anquia Throatslit -After making a lasting impact on the game Anguia has decided to be the only python's original blitzer to retire alive. After losing an eye to a filthy skaven, she's picked up the clipboard and started turning the pythons luck around-

Offensive Coordinator: Karon Gorefiend- Almost instanteniously after becoming agility 6, Karon Gorefiend become a target so large that she was only able to last a few more games before being Taken down by opposing players. Although this forced her retirement she's using her extensive knowledge of how to score with Contemptious Ease to work, behind the Pythons' bench.

Defensive Coach: Zangya Coldeyes- Forced to retire after a full scale dicing by a wood elf team, Zangya hung up her spiked corset and thigh high spiked boots to make room for upcomming players.

Special Teams: Veriess Vulzman

-Team Records-
Most SPPS in one Game: 13 Melieriza Heartstrike
Most TDs in one Game: 4 Meliriza Heartstrike
Most CAS In one Game: 3 Zangya Coldeyes


<Aecrylis> oi!!!.. and without the kick skill too.. dammit!
<Aecrylis> side step mate :D
<Aecrylis> mate.. did I lose you here or what?
<ginocoolowski> SOrry, I was making some food, then I fell on the stairs. lol
<Aecrylis> lmao
<Aecrylis> true elf coach
<ginocoolowski> lol
<Aecrylis> those who cant do, teach :D

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
  35 9 1 0 1 3 29/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
4
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
  32 4 1 0 2 1 16/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge, Side Step
  25 5 1 0 2 7 47/51 130k
(70+60)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge, Tackle
m 62 4 2 0 6 5 47/51 130k
(0)k
 
7
Runner
7 3 4 7
Dump-Off
Sure Hands, Block, Strong Arm, Safe Throw
  44 50 0 0 3 2 66/76 170k
(80+90)k
 
9
Witch Elf
6 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Mighty Blow
-ma 11 3 2 0 1 0 11/16 140k
(110+30)k
 
11
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
  6 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 100k
(100+0)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dirty Player, Kick
  16 3 1 0 1 2 18/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
13
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block
Dodge, +AG
  11 1 4 0 2 0 17/31 160k
(100+60)k
 
16
Assassin
6 3 4 7
Shadowing, Stab
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Ginocoolowski Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1650k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 95k Cheerleaders: 3  
Team Value: 1780k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:62 (17/5/40) |TD Diff:-59 (73 - 132) |Cas Diff:-62 (36/28/11 - 73/44/20)
Last Opponent: Up the Creek without a Paddle

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
'Salems LotNecromantic1000k60/0/080k0 - 21130k131/0/050k45k
Monty's True PubstarsOrc1080k191/0/180k3 - 01000k90/2/070k38k
Last Frantic GaspChaos1210k60/0/050k0 - 21120k140/0/070k56k
Monty's True PubstarsOrc1260k181/1/050k2 - 11220k100/1/070k24k
facundosOgre1340k140/1/040k2 - 21000k151/0/160k27k
Deepwood CruisersWood Elf1360k80/1/050k0 - 31340k253/2/080k54k
Middensota TwinkiesHalfling1430k260/0/140k6 - 01090k111/0/120k33k
Ras's FrostwhispersUndead1530k60/0/050k0 - 21340k193/1/080k45k
Ghoulish Noise RIPNecromantic Horror1590k70/1/030k0 - 21440k152/0/080k83k
El once de la calaveraChaos Dwarf1580k130/1/040k1 - 21530k173/0/030k60k
Way of TharizdunNurgle's Rotters1640k90/0/010k1 - 31640k210/1/330k36k
Copenhagen TitansNorse1410k80/0/050k1 - 21520k131/0/020k46k
z4s MinionsSkaven1480k131/0/030k2 - 41800k374/3/130k54k
Fox-HoundVampire1360k111/0/050k1 - 11190k90/0/050k48k
Unknown StrangersHuman1440k71/1/040k0 - 41250k181/0/070k89k
[|Espadas|]Dark Elf1490k120/0/080k2 - 11480k132/1/050k44k
High TowerHigh Elf1600k120/1/020k1 - 41450k261/1/020k37k
Killraths AvengersSkaven1640k90/0/070k1 - 31870k234/2/040k71k
TantalusSkaven1730k81/0/050k0 - 51530k230/0/040k44k
Another Tasty HE TeamHigh Elf1800k50/0/060k0 - 41740k191/0/040k61k
Sewer FinksSkaven1660k190/2/050k2 - 11550k140/1/150k46k
Quid Quo Pro Elf DenuoElf1660k181/1/020k1 - 41630k291/1/220k48k
Oulun KhemitKhemri1580k80/0/020k1 - 21420k171/1/130k49k
TantalusSkaven1610k201/1/020k2 - 11500k90/0/030k46k
Finesse DeluxeWood Elf1680k220/2/060k3 - 11640k110/0/120k62k
Bark Barers IIWood Elf1630k140/1/030k2 - 31450k220/2/140k70k
Mini Sirloin BurgersHalfling1500k70/0/060k0 - 21390k132/1/0100k81k
Les petits vitesSkaven1570k241/1/060k3 - 11610k101/0/010k54k
Valkirians CousinsNecromantic1690k50/0/030k0 - 11440k81/0/090k80k
Sneek AttackSkaven1730k181/0/170k2 - 31690k140/0/050k70k
UghhOrc1720k110/0/030k2 - 21650k151/0/060k53k
Children of FeanorDark Elf1770k101/0/030k0 - 31710k200/3/050k60k
Bad Ass NinjasHuman1810k120/1/00k1 - 21460k160/2/040k58k
Sotek StranglersLizardmen1550k274/0/130k3 - 01480k51/0/030k76k
Ni Na Nebu Ni U ZemljiUndead1610k110/1/040k1 - 21510k192/2/070k93k
Great BurgersOrc1660k142/0/050k1 - 21630k110/0/070k74k
Tombstone of NagashNecromantic1740k80/1/010k0 - 21630k174/2/020k57k
Hefs Bunnys Return!Amazon1760k151/0/040k2 - 11710k91/0/020k69k
Gouged ScumOrc1830k130/1/020k1 - 21910k132/2/010k54k
Slaan ClanLizardmen1870k121/2/030k0 - 31680k161/1/120k55k
Dark Purple DodgersDark Elf1800k101/1/030k0 - 21900k170/2/070k77k
United ColorHigh Elf1770k121/1/040k0 - 31640k190/2/040k69k
Mink CarSkaven1840k100/0/010k1 - 31790k252/0/040k79k
Benevolent MongoosesHigh Elf1870k111/0/030k0 - 41610k200/1/030k64k
Five Green ThumbsOrc1710k110/0/020k1 - 11540k151/0/140k55k
RukoHigh Elf1680k200/2/250k2 - 31540k170/0/130k53k
Chingford ChargersHuman1770k172/0/040k2 - 11830k121/0/030k84k
Boyz Blitz BoomzOrc1840k101/0/050k1 - 11830k101/0/050k64k
Joes jokersKhemri1910k181/0/140k2 - 11990k151/1/020k55k
Burgandy StrikersHuman1990k113/0/150k0 - 21910k151/1/070k72k
Randomly RenamedHigh Elf2050k191/0/040k3 - 21520k160/0/020k49k
Ministry of Silly WalksWood Elf1970k30/1/00k0 - 11760k224/1/0110k75k
Benevolent MongoosesHigh Elf1730k140/0/110k1 - 41720k221/0/030k56k
Kearvek's KronesSkaven1750k160/0/160k2 - 41640k324/1/140k57k
Green Fists of FuryOrc1850k70/0/020k0 - 21790k151/0/130k49k
Thirst QuenchersVampire1690k210/1/020k3 - 21780k140/0/00k59k
M and Ms DelightNurgle's Rotters1760k151/0/020k2 - 11880k120/0/130k49k
Ew GrossNurgle1650k121/0/060k1 - 01670k142/2/050k27k
Lizzard BlizzardLizardmen1600k160/0/160k2 - 11510k91/0/040k32k
Xahutec XenophobesLizardmen1780k91/0/070k0 - 41570k233/1/070k36k
Sin City IIIWood Elf1800k92/0/060k0 - 21720k160/0/260k34k
Up the Creek without a PaddleAmazon1720k71/1/040k0 - 31740k224/0/030k40k