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These guys are the most brutal, low down, cut throat, goon squad and down right nasty Norsemen to ever take the Blood Bowl pitch. They dont like Elf ballers...That is an abomination to all that is holy. These guys go old school blood bowl. If there is not blood, guts and missing teeth, well you are not playing Blood Bowl. These guys call Elfballing, Euro Pansy hockey. The idea that hockey is best on a large rink, high scoring and a sport based on skill is a allien thought to these guys. Of course dont bring up Olympic Hockey as the gold standard of how the game should be played..They will go into a frenzy rage and DP boot you into oblivion. Old School 5 minute majors, riots, cleared benches, fore checks, sticks to the eyes and of course the coveted game misconduct is the only way to play the game. If you really piss these guys off they will just "drop the gloves" in the middle of the pitch and throw down, ignoring the ball, scoring, the ref and just beat the living tar out of your pixels. These guys have been know to "drop the gloves" on the opening turn. You never know. ************* This is what happens if your pixels get our assistant coach mad at you and you are in front of our bench area. ******** Be sure to check out the players bio links to some of the greatest DP shots in NHL HISTORY!!!!!!!!! Note: This team is made up of the top 16 dirtiest NHL players of all time. They are DP legends, do not doubt their ability to lay the boot. ********************** Tournament Record 4/0/2 BlackBox Brawl CCIII: get diced out of the Brawl and man are they pissed. It was just down right ugly. XFL Norse 2016: We show up with a chip on our shoulder and expect to go deep. Made it to the Qt finals before the wheels flew off and we dropped the transmission at mid field.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Wild Bulls on Parade	Chaos Dwarf	1000k	16	3/0/0	70k	3 - 0	1100k	7	1/0/0	60k	15k
little men big tree	Halfling	1040k	24	3/2/1	90k	1 - 0	970k	1	0/0/0	0k	22k
Deadly Damsels	Amazon	1090k	13	2/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1000k	11	0/0/1	70k	17k
MetalHeroes	High Elf	1140k	16	3/0/0	80k	3 - 1	1180k	10	0/0/0	10k	23k
Whatevs	Underworld Denizens	1140k	30	8/2/0	50k	3 - 0	1160k	7	0/1/0	50k	19k
Fly fishers	Slann	1270k	12	2/0/1	20k	1 - 0	1260k	6	0/0/0	60k	28k
Chaoswind returns	Chaos Chosen	1380k	9	0/0/0	20k	1 - 4	1460k	21	0/0/2	60k	26k
vbro teddybears	Orc	1460k	10	1/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1460k	14	1/2/0	80k	21k
Dwarves on fire	Chaos Dwarf	1300k	9	2/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1210k	17	3/0/0	60k	26k
Green box Sharks	Wood Elf	1390k	11	3/1/0	20k	1 - 2	1330k	19	2/1/1	50k	25k
Araga	Chaos Chosen	1230k	7	1/1/0	60k	0 - 3	1160k	22	1/1/2	50k	21k
NewNameNeeded	Lizardmen	1200k	16	1/0/0	70k	3 - 0	1060k	9	1/1/0	10k	19k
Yellow Wispers	Lizardmen	1390k	9	2/1/0	40k	0 - 2	1410k	17	2/0/1	80k	31k
Definitely Not Vampires	Vampire	1350k	13	0/0/1	50k	1 - 0	1340k	0	0/0/0	0k	29k
Thirt3en Ghosts	Norse	1400k	5	2/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1410k	21	0/4/1	60k	27k
SuperZonzoli II	Chaos Chosen	1120k	5	1/1/0	20k	0 - 2	1200k	17	3/0/0	60k	18k
Mining To The Max	Dwarf	1190k	5	3/0/0	50k	0 - 2	1370k	17	1/1/1	70k	35k
Comm Pact	Chaos Renegade	1070k	11	1/1/0	50k	2 - 0	1110k	12	1/1/2	20k	30k
Geeksters	Human	1130k	15	1/2/0	30k	1 - 1	1080k	8	0/0/0	20k	29k
Lurking Fears	Nurgle	1180k	7	0/3/0	50k	0 - 1	1120k	17	1/4/0	50k	26k
Thriller Bites!	Necromantic Horror	1180k	13	2/1/0	30k	1 - 1	1180k	10	1/1/0	40k	22k
Funestos de Arkham	Chaos Chosen	1230k	15	0/3/0	40k	1 - 1	1160k	10	1/0/0	20k	18k
Fluffy ratz	Skaven	1330k	15	3/2/0	70k	2 - 1	1280k	14	1/1/0	40k	26k
Care Bears for the Fluff	Skaven	1360k	11	2/0/0	80k	2 - 1	1380k	10	0/1/0	30k	30k
Institutio Dolosa	Chaos Dwarf	1350k	8	2/0/0	20k	0 - 3	1330k	16	1/0/0	60k	28k
Sons of Brutus	Human	1390k	5	0/0/0	60k	0 - 1	1320k	14	3/0/0	70k	28k
during	Chaos Dwarf	1540k	12	0/1/0	90k	1 - 0	1550k	0	0/0/0	0k	27k
Mug Tribe	Orc	1540k	11	0/2/0	40k	1 - 1	1630k	19	3/2/0	20k	24k
Mega Old Maniacs	Tomb Kings	1410k	15	1/0/1	80k	2 - 0	1390k	9	2/2/0	40k	25k
Soul Experience	Halfling	1420k	17	4/0/1	70k	2 - 1	1420k	12	4/0/0	60k	26k
Chewie... we're home	Human	1620k	5	0/0/0	70k	0 - 2	1270k	13	0/1/0	20k	23k
It Could Be Norse	Norse	1340k	9	2/1/0	20k	0 - 3	1300k	24	2/3/0	40k	27k
Filthy Dirtballs	Halfling	1330k	15	1/1/0	70k	2 - 0	1280k	9	2/0/0	40k	33k
Thymoleptic Agents	Dark Elf	1650k	15	3/2/1	20k	0 - 1	1630k	8	0/0/0	50k	31k
Underworld Villainesses	Underworld Denizens	1570k	7	0/1/0	50k	0 - 1	1760k	16	2/0/3	60k	31k
Kalevanvik Klashers	Norse	1370k	16	1/1/4	20k	1 - 0	1040k	7	0/1/1	40k	24k
Macho	Norse	1510k	19	2/1/2	70k	2 - 1	1520k	12	2/0/0	40k	37k
Birka Blockers	Norse	1630k	7	1/0/0	20k	0 - 2	1870k	23	4/1/1	80k	34k
Tre St Manchester United	Human	1450k	12	4/0/1	30k	1 - 1	1440k	13	1/1/0	30k	20k
Razzkill Rhinozz	Orc	1430k	20	3/3/0	50k	1 - 0	1510k	9	2/1/0	10k	23k
Straight Outta' Compton	Chaos Dwarf	1460k	13	4/1/0	50k	0 - 3	1690k	16	0/1/0	70k	36k
Agdar Hrafners	Norse	1370k	11	3/1/1	50k	0 - 2	1370k	17	1/3/0	60k	35k
Ragnars Ravagers	Norse	1350k	17	3/1/3	50k	2 - 1	1830k	10	0/1/0	60k	25k
Fighting Illini U	Norse	1550k	17	3/1/0	40k	2 - 1	1110k	13	2/0/1	10k	21k
Northern Astronomy	Norse	1560k	9	4/0/1	60k	0 - 2	2150k	15	1/0/1	60k	31k
Rash	Chaos Chosen	1730k	7	1/1/0	70k	0 - 2	2110k	21	7/0/0	50k	29k