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We, Off The Grid, reject the traditional Blood Bowl format in all its forms on the grounds that it is unprogressive.

We resist the the control of The Living Rulebook, a controlling alien slave tyrant, this propaganda site and its Swedish high elf administrator, who thinks he's a dark elf.

The Living Rulebook aims to enslave us. Its disdain for the coaches here is so great as to their ignorance of its true identity that it has even made a mock frog team based on its own form to help feel at home.

All coaches here are victims, tricked into thinking they are free agents imposing their own individualism through their playing style and team builds. Know the variations your personalities bring are miniscule, limited by the fixed nature of the standard teams and general rules. Merely dull manipulators, you apply imprints of set pattern - designed and honed by The Living Rulebook for its purposes.

We are aware of the supposed irony that the Blood Bowl Rules Committee (BBRC) has sanctioned two team formats (that gimmicky axolotel team does not count) that would seem to conform slightly to our own fascist views. However, we are not blind to their real purpose: to provide a controlled outlet for those wishing to express themselves and thinking that some degree of change has been initiated.

We will play here and bring the brilliant pureness of our game and message to those who we encounter. Our game cannot be perceived by those under the wash. How can you defeat us when you don't even know what constitutes a victory?

We will bring you all down to your knees.

Signed,

Dirk Harthog, Dark Elf Captain
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Renegade Dark Elf Lineman
6 3 4 8
Animosity
Dodge
  10 2 1 0 0 1 10/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
2
Renegade Skaven Lineman
7 3 3 7
Animosity
  10 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
3
Renegade Goblin
6 2 3 7
Animosity, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  10 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
4
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
5
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   11 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
6
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Two Heads
  11 0 1 0 1 2 15/ 70k
(50+20)k
 
7
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle, Grab
  11 0 0 0 7 2 24/ 180k
(140+40)k
 
8
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8 n 10 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
9
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Two Heads
  4 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 70k
(50+20)k
 
10
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8 n 10 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
11
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 150k
(150+0)k
 
12
Troll
4 5 2 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
+AG
  11 0 0 0 5 1 15/ 150k
(110+40)k
 
13
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
13 players  
Coach: GhostofSirIsaacNewton Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Chaos Renegade Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1450k (±250) Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1450k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:11 (0/2/9) |TD Diff:-17 (5 - 22) |Cas Diff:-3 (10/8/1 - 11/8/3)
Last Opponent: Dance Dance Revolution X

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Spitting ImageNurgle980k70/0/140k0 - 2990k171/2/050k13k
Poor and ProudWood Elf980k71/0/020k0 - 21020k171/1/060k18k
[R] Pyrdacor ScorpionsLizardmen960k152/1/040k1 - 21040k120/0/030k13k
Implacable WyrmsHuman1070k191/1/050k3 - 31000k201/1/180k17k
StumpezeDwarf1070k71/0/060k0 - 31050k182/0/050k14k
Cartoon Mice UnitedSkaven1160k101/0/050k1 - 21220k221/2/160k26k
Prit d'la PatacaChaos Dwarf1170k91/1/060k0 - 11330k132/0/050k17k
shadows at night..ooohhhhDark Elf1270k90/2/040k0 - 11280k152/0/060k14k
[PestilenS]Skaven1320k133/1/060k0 - 21240k130/0/070k24k
Spritz!Nurgle1340k80/1/050k0 - 01220k131/2/120k20k
Dance Dance Revolution XWood Elf1250k70/1/050k0 - 41250k200/0/050k20k