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Off The Grid
Retired [R] Chaos Renegade

We, Off The Grid, reject the traditional Blood Bowl format in all its forms on the grounds that it is unprogressive.

We resist the the control of The Living Rulebook, a controlling alien slave tyrant, this propaganda site and its Swedish high elf administrator, who thinks he's a dark elf.

The Living Rulebook aims to enslave us. Its disdain for the coaches here is so great as to their ignorance of its true identity that it has even made a mock frog team based on its own form to help feel at home.

All coaches here are victims, tricked into thinking they are free agents imposing their own individualism through their playing style and team builds. Know the variations your personalities bring are miniscule, limited by the fixed nature of the standard teams and general rules. Merely dull manipulators, you apply imprints of set pattern - designed and honed by The Living Rulebook for its purposes.

We are aware of the supposed irony that the Blood Bowl Rules Committee (BBRC) has sanctioned two team formats (that gimmicky axolotel team does not count) that would seem to conform slightly to our own fascist views. However, we are not blind to their real purpose: to provide a controlled outlet for those wishing to express themselves and thinking that some degree of change has been initiated.

We will play here and bring the brilliant pureness of our game and message to those who we encounter. Our game cannot be perceived by those under the wash. How can you defeat us when you don't even know what constitutes a victory?

We will bring you all down to your knees.

Signed,

Dirk Harthog, Dark Elf Captain
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Master and Commander Dirk Harthog
Renegade Dark Elf Lineman
6 3 4 8
Animosity
Dodge
   10 2 1 0 0 1 10/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
2
The Ratman forgives you, this time
Renegade Skaven Lineman
7 3 3 7
Animosity
   10 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
3
Green thing noone takes seriously
Renegade Goblin
6 2 3 7
Animosity, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
4
Salmon
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
5
Thing of all seasons
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   11 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
6
Its not a tumor
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Two Heads
   11 0 1 0 1 2 15/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
7
Monster give me back my child
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle, Grab
   11 0 0 0 7 2 24/ 180k
(140+40)k
  
8
Hulking flesh
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8 n 10 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Queeb
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Two Heads
   4 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
10
True grit
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8 n 10 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
I just ate Theseus
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 150k
(150+0)k
  
12
Energy vortex
Troll
4 5 2 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
+AG
   11 0 0 0 5 1 15/ 150k
(110+40)k
  
13
Friendy Fiend
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
13 players  
Coach: GhostofSirIsaacNewton Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Chaos Renegade Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1450k (±250) Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1450k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:11 (0/2/9) |TD Diff:-17 (5 - 22) |Cas Diff:-3 (10/8/1 - 11/8/3)
Last Opponent: Dance Dance Revolution X