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Team Bio On 18th July 2013 the Unlikely To Win Ladz first stepped on to the pitch not fully understanding what they were about to become a part of, in fact it would be fair to say that this was just one of the many things that the Ladz did not understand, it was for this reason that "to win" was removed from their name as there was so much that the Ladz were unlikely to do, for example score, turn up, set up correctly on the pitch or even face the right way . But this did not dampen their spirits all this did was to increase their love of bashing regardless of where the ball was. So it was that the team decided that despite having a perfectly good running game they would instead stand around hitting anyone including each other simply for the joy of it. Given the already tense nature of the racial hatred within the team this was now a team that turns up purely to see whether they can grind the other team into dust or whether they will stand around scratching their heads wondering why people were hitting them and why the other guy on the team was not breathing anymore and why so many people were running around all the time. So despite the consistent deaths of their players and a complete lack of talent the Ladz continue to turn up and so do the fanz baying for blood whether it be their team or the opposition they really just want people to hurt real bad. Contrary to this no one was more surprised than coach Mickey Da Snivler when a glorious cup run saw them win the 'FUMBBL Minors 1500TW IV-1' after defeating the following teams on the way: Slayern Munchkin [R] Be You Angels 14th Bonehunters Da Conquerors . every match was 2-1 and victory was sweet if not necessarily deserved but in true Ladz style they followed up their cup win with a match that saw half there best players die or retire. The Ladz, love 'em or hate 'em they're never dull. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Troll
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4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate Juggernaut, Guard |
  | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 20/31 | 150k
(110+40)k |
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2 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate |
  | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 140k
(140+0)k |
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3 |
Renegade Human Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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4 |
Minotaur
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5 | 6 | 2 | 8 | Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal Juggernaut, +ST, Break Tackle |
  | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 2 | 32/51 | 240k
(150+90)k |
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5 |
Renegade Goblin
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7 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Animosity, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty +MA, Two Heads, Extra Arms |
  | 22 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 37/51 | 110k
(40+70)k |
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6 |
Renegade Human Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
  | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 70k
(50+20)k |
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7 |
Renegade Human Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, +AG, Claw, Dodge, Mighty Blow |
  | 53 | 10 | 4 | 0 | 13 | 8 | 88/176 | 180k
(50+130)k |
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8 |
Renegade Human Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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9 |
Renegade Human Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Tackle |
  | 16 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 21/31 | 90k
(50+40)k |
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10 |
Renegade Human Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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11 |
Renegade Human Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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12 |
Renegade Human Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Wrestle, Guard |
  | 23 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 30/31 | 90k
(50+40)k |
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13 |
Renegade Skaven Lineman
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7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Animosity Extra Arms, Horns, Block, Claw, +AG |
  | 45 | 11 | 14 | 0 | 8 | 5 | 94/176 | 170k
(50+120)k |
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13 players | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 55 (20/6/29) | | | TD Diff: | -28 (49 - 77) | | | Cas Diff: | 11 (77/35/16 - 79/28/10) |
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Last Opponent: Gorgeous Gunk Tanks |
For | Against | ||||||||||
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Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
Punk Rock All-Stars | Chaos Dwarf | 960k | 9 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 0 - 1 | 1000k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 10k |
Power Rookie Chaos Lamers | Chaos Dwarf | 1010k | 15 | 0/0/3 | 30k | 1 - 2 | 1090k | 15 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 16k |
Long Bomb Luckers | Wood Elf | 1040k | 11 | 3/0/0 | 20k | 0 - 2 | 1060k | 14 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 23k |
Just cant stop playing Ogres | Ogre | 1060k | 9 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 0 - 1 | 1010k | 14 | 2/1/0 | 50k | 16k |
Punk Rock All-Stars | Chaos Dwarf | 1160k | 27 | 6/1/0 | 70k | 2 - 0 | 1220k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 13k |
All This and Brains too | Chaos Chosen | 1280k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 0 - 3 | 1300k | 21 | 3/0/0 | 70k | 18k |
Being Flayed Alive | Nurgle | 1280k | 8 | 0/1/0 | 60k | 0 - 2 | 1200k | 20 | 4/0/0 | 80k | 14k |
Valhalla Thirteen | Norse | 1350k | 20 | 1/2/3 | 80k | 1 - 1 | 1220k | 15 | 3/0/0 | 70k | 18k |
Shivers me timbers | Shambling Undead | 1470k | 10 | 1/0/1 | 50k | 0 - 2 | 1360k | 21 | 3/0/1 | 80k | 23k |
Coconuts Slenders | Halfling | 1350k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 1 - 3 | 1240k | 16 | 1/1/0 | 60k | 20k |
One Week Wonders | Elven Union | 1250k | 11 | 1/0/1 | 40k | 0 - 2 | 1180k | 17 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 13k |
Bestselling Bookworms | Skaven | 1370k | 24 | 4/1/1 | 40k | 2 - 1 | 1450k | 12 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 27k |
Cheesy Nibblers | Skaven | 1460k | 21 | 6/0/0 | 20k | 1 - 1 | 1380k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 26k |
Zuffbar's Armageddon | Chaos Dwarf | 1480k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 0 - 0 | 1510k | 13 | 2/1/1 | 40k | 24k |
Oerlikon Pub Crawlers | Human | 1430k | 9 | 1/1/0 | 30k | 0 - 4 | 1380k | 21 | 1/0/1 | 40k | 25k |
Ranked and Filed | Goblin | 1560k | 17 | 4/1/0 | 70k | 1 - 0 | 1420k | 9 | 2/0/0 | 20k | 20k |
Priests of the Drowned God | Norse | 1630k | 17 | 1/2/0 | 60k | 2 - 0 | 1530k | 10 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 32k |
Decaying Drongos | Tomb Kings | 1590k | 10 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 0 - 2 | 1740k | 21 | 3/1/1 | 20k | 23k |
Taste the Beauty | Amazon | 1430k | 16 | 2/0/1 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 1370k | 13 | 0/0/1 | 50k | 26k |
Tree Birds | Wood Elf | 1450k | 16 | 1/2/1 | 20k | 1 - 2 | 1560k | 14 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 30k |
Warp Core Breach (R) | Human | 1450k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 2 - 0 | 1410k | 9 | 2/0/0 | 20k | 20k |
Shivers me timbers | Shambling Undead | 1480k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 0 - 3 | 1450k | 26 | 3/3/0 | 60k | 30k |
Tief Ausmwalde | Elven Union | 1340k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1440k | 14 | 2/0/0 | 50k | 28k |
Delfines Atlantes | Dark Elf | 1470k | 14 | 0/2/0 | 80k | 1 - 0 | 1480k | 7 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 24k |
We're Going All-in | Wood Elf | 1520k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 1 - 3 | 1560k | 19 | 2/0/0 | 30k | 36k |
MasterChaos'ones | Chaos Chosen | 1530k | 7 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 0 - 1 | 1530k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 37k |
Breed Fast, Die Young | Skaven | 1550k | 8 | 0/1/0 | 20k | 0 - 2 | 1520k | 23 | 4/3/0 | 60k | 24k |
Chaotic Symphony | Chaos Chosen | 1380k | 9 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 0 - 5 | 1320k | 25 | 2/0/0 | 50k | 30k |
Topi Scarlatti | Skaven | 1460k | 18 | 0/1/1 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1530k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 31k |
Ugly Tree Skunks [R] | Nurgle | 1320k | 14 | 3/1/0 | 40k | 0 - 1 | 1310k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 31k |
Giestelen Norskes FC | Norse | 1420k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 1 - 0 | 1410k | 13 | 2/2/0 | 40k | 26k |
Mutated Madmen | Chaos Renegade | 1310k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 1310k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 80k | 27k |
Drenai Elves | Dark Elf | 1450k | 15 | 3/0/0 | 70k | 1 - 2 | 1450k | 19 | 0/1/2 | 70k | 26k |
Rotten'n'Roll | Nurgle | 1380k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 1 - 2 | 1400k | 15 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 21k |
Slayern Munchkin [R] | Human | 1470k | 12 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 2 - 1 | 1430k | 13 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 29k |
Be you Angels | Human | 1490k | 23 | 3/2/1 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1330k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 26k |
14th Bonehunters | Tomb Kings | 1450k | 15 | 0/1/1 | 70k | 2 - 1 | 1420k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 29k |
Da Conquerors | Wood Elf | 1560k | 20 | 0/2/1 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1410k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 28k |
Mazgul | Shambling Undead | 1600k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 1640k | 21 | 4/4/2 | 80k | 35k |
Redcap Reavers | Dark Elf | 1250k | 15 | 2/0/0 | 70k | 2 - 0 | 1150k | 9 | 1/0/1 | 30k | 24k |
Major Fools | Human | 1500k | 7 | 0/1/0 | 30k | 0 - 3 | 1530k | 22 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 26k |
Dark Side of the Eldar | Dark Elf | 1380k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 1 - 1 | 1400k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 27k |
Cloaque Croack | Slann | 1370k | 13 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 1 - 0 | 1290k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 10k | 26k |
We are the pipettes | Goblin | 1380k | 9 | 2/0/0 | 20k | 0 - 1 | 1430k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 33k |
Sullen Angels | Wood Elf | 1390k | 9 | 1/0/1 | 40k | 0 - 4 | 1280k | 22 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 27k |
Ruette | Wood Elf | 1360k | 13 | 2/2/0 | 60k | 0 - 3 | 1340k | 15 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 32k |
Jumpy Dumpy | Goblin | 1300k | 19 | 2/2/0 | 90k | 1 - 0 | 1330k | 2 | 1/1/0 | 0k | 23k |
E. Green Man Dem | Underworld Denizens | 1410k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 0 - 1 | 1310k | 20 | 5/1/0 | 60k | 25k |
Pillar of the Blood God | Chaos Chosen | 1440k | 18 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 3 - 1 | 1450k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 32k |
Horn Men | Chaos Chosen | 1510k | 24 | 3/1/0 | 90k | 2 - 0 | 1570k | 2 | 1/0/0 | 0k | 24k |
Ranked Invasion Cube 007 | Chaos Renegade | 1540k | 12 | 0/2/0 | 70k | 1 - 0 | 1530k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 27k |
Manger!!! | Ogre | 1540k | 17 | 4/0/0 | 70k | 1 - 1 | 1580k | 14 | 1/2/0 | 70k | 28k |
Bad Bad Moon | Goblin | 1390k | 11 | 2/1/0 | 40k | 0 - 1 | 1290k | 14 | 3/0/0 | 20k | 28k |
Chaos All Strat | Chaos Renegade | 1580k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 1 - 0 | 1570k | 12 | 2/1/0 | 30k | 28k |
Gorgeous Gunk Tanks | Nurgle | 1680k | 20 | 1/1/0 | 80k | 3 - 1 | 1530k | 19 | 5/0/0 | 40k | 32k |