Season One, CDI fills in mid-season,
Replacing Iron fist, Disapearing without a reason,
Game 1 was against the Missouri Two-Ham Lunch Tigers,
Got a full feed of SSP, it couldnt of gone much wilder.

Game TWO was against JAR's Rutgers Hauers,
I stalled and stayed away impersonating a Coward.
I beat the Chaos Pact, in score and Casualties,
I left the field scattered with his bodies and debris!

Game THREE I got diced really HARD
by eyecon33 and his Kansas State Ratards
2 Blitzes and a failed Apothecary death,
Was tough to keep the bad language underneath my breath (and I didn't!)

Game FOUR, The Slann got oooowwwwned,
Old Dominion Monarchs took charge, Slann season is now blown.
If all were asked, I think everyone would agree
what I should do is forget the season and start to farm some SSP

Game FIVE, looked like we were in it to win for a Bit,
Then UNH Dead Cats ruined my first half tie with a Blitz!
I did eventually even up the score with a 5 turn TD,
Stalling wasn't an option, and he marched it in easily.


Game SIX, vs Notre Dame in the final round,
Neither of us are close to being Bowl bound,
This was a race of passing proficiency
In the end I won this game with a score of 2-3.


(New Poem every Season.)

CDI just gave Navy an old fashion style Shellacking,
3 defensive scores, come from aggressive ball attacking
The Khemri did their best to put up a tough/ proper fight
But on this Mothers day it was the Slanns lucky night!

Second match was against TCU Horned Rats our NCBB Rivals,
Both teams were ferocious with the blocks and it surprisingly wasn't about survival
Unfortunately the referee caught and sent every fouler to the Sin Bin,
It was more about bragging rights than killing because we both went for the win!


Season Begins, with U.Con Huskies' Senior Wolf is DEAD!
The Splooshy splatter soaked the field, with his pseudonym of "Red"
Seven U.Con Fouls! but we declared it a rivalry at the Start,
a Tie game in the end, because stalling is smart.. Wait! Did I miss that part?

Game 2 was against the defending National Champs Wisconsin Honeygrues
4 Fouls aint enough, we need to use more shoes to make more blood pools!
Failed at the start, Darkies shot off like a dart, that Defensive TD looked real smart
Next time I need to learn the Fouling Art, cause I may use 16 and rip that team apart!

Game 3 we played Texas S n' M and their naughty little Aggroes
I really thought I had enough to beat them from da get gos
I played the game well, but made a defen-sieve positioning mistake,
All to foul his best player, and only getting a lousy armour break!

Game 4 was another vs the Missouri Two Handed-Touch Tigers
Perhaps we should make it official and become NCBB rivals!
This game had a very particularly quickly played Second half,
Two soft type teams turned this game into a blood bath!

Game 5, we played Vampirebilt CommonThralls
This rebuilding team, had trouble keeping track of the ball
We CDI took it to them, but it wasn't really satisfying,
Would have been felt better if the dice weren't so one sided.

(Poem continued every game)