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| I'm a Boinger (S. Dallas) A bird on the bass A tongue, what a face! At best, the music could be described as lame Sure we look disgusting But whose chops are we busting In a year, maybe two, we'll seem tame And three years down the track We'll be a Las Vegas lounge act We'll be back We'll be back, 'cus we're the Boingers Jimmy dropped his pants And Ozzy dines on bats And Hendrix played guitars with his teeth The Deadheads got their Jerry And Mom's got her Barry And Ronnie listens to guys like Falwell and Meese But if you don't know by now Bill bit the head off a cow That's no lie That's no lie, 'cus we're the Boingers Was Bowie ever a fairy? Was Debbie ever Harry? Was Elvis ever the King? let's not be reflective Does Barbra wish she was a goy? Is George really a boy? Is Filthy ever Divine? - It's all subjective Answers to all this Lie with their psychoanalysts Just relax Just relax I can't relax! I can't relax, 'cus I'm a Boinger! |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Thrower
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7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Block, +MA, Accurate |
32 | 23 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 50/51 | 140k
(70+70)k |
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| 3 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block Guard, Dodge |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 16/31 | 140k
(90+50)k |
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| 4 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block Dodge |
8 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 11/16 | 120k
(90+30)k |
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| 5 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block Guard, +AG |
7 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 19/31 | 150k
(90+60)k |
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| 6 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block Mighty Blow, Jump Up, Juggernaut, Tackle, +AG |
29 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 29 | 2 | 77/176 | 220k
(90+130)k |
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| 7 |
Catcher
|
9 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge +MA |
5 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9/16 | 90k
(60+30)k |
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| 8 |
Catcher
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8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 60k
(60+0)k |
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| 13 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 14 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 50k
(0)k |
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| 16 |
Ogre
|
5 | 6 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Guard, +ST, Block |
31 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 16 | 2 | 45/51 | 240k
(140+100)k |
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| 17 |
Journeyman Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Loner |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 18 |
Journeyman Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Loner |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 9 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 32 (8/10/14) | | | TD Diff: | -6 (33 - 39) | | | Cas Diff: | -9 (41/23/7 - 45/26/9) |
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| Last Opponent: Crasy House Fansy | |||||||
| For | Against | ||||||||||
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| Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
 Silver Eagles of Karundak | Dwarf | 990k | 14 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 2 - 2 | 990k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 12k |
| Khaines Talons | Dark Elf | 1050k | 10 | 1/1/0 | 10k | 0 - 1 | 1060k | 15 | 1/2/0 | 40k | 15k |
| Tails You Lose | Lizardmen | 1050k | 16 | 1/0/1 | 50k | 2 - 2 | 1060k | 16 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 14k |
| Groans Of Gormenghast | Human | 1120k | 20 | 3/1/0 | 40k | 2 - 0 | 1060k | 7 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 18k |
| Suess' Ridiculous Rhymes | Underworld Denizens | 1200k | 13 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 1 - 1 | 1200k | 10 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 18k |
| Smashing Bashers | Chaos Renegade | 1230k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 0 - 1 | 1190k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 60k | 23k |
 Holy Elfball, Batman | High Elf | 1190k | 17 | 3/2/0 | 80k | 2 - 2 | 1240k | 17 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 24k |
| Renegade BallstealARRs | Elven Union | 1370k | 13 | 3/0/0 | 20k | 0 - 2 | 1400k | 14 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 26k |
| Yuchos | Norse | 1410k | 7 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 0 - 2 | 1340k | 19 | 3/1/0 | 80k | 17k |
| Pop Squids | Nurgle | 1390k | 9 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 0 - 0 | 1380k | 7 | 0/1/0 | 80k | 19k |
| Altheim | Orc | 1420k | 15 | 2/1/0 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1460k | 12 | 1/0/1 | 70k | 31k |
| Death Metal Mosh Pit Ball | Tomb Kings | 1470k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 1 - 1 | 1450k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 21k |
| Warpstone Extractors | Underworld Denizens | 1410k | 16 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 2 - 0 | 1410k | 12 | 2/0/1 | 60k | 26k |
| Axis of Evil Demons | Chaos Renegade | 1510k | 13 | 0/2/0 | 80k | 1 - 0 | 1420k | 7 | 2/0/0 | 20k | 25k |
| Sandrooster Adult Films LLC | Goblin | 1540k | 11 | 3/1/0 | 20k | 0 - 1 | 1550k | 10 | 3/0/0 | 60k | 30k |
| Bad Heroes | Chaos Dwarf | 1570k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 0 - 2 | 1540k | 17 | 2/1/0 | 70k | 29k |
| Daddies of Decay | Nurgle | 1500k | 15 | 1/1/1 | 60k | 1 - 0 | 1500k | 11 | 2/1/0 | 50k | 30k |
| Zods | Chaos Chosen | 1650k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 1 - 2 | 1810k | 26 | 5/0/2 | 50k | 35k |
| Hemoglobetrotters BBL | Vampire | 1580k | 25 | 4/2/2 | 40k | 2 - 2 | 1740k | 15 | 0/1/0 | 30k | 29k |
| Kolkar Clan | Chaos Dwarf | 1520k | 8 | 0/1/0 | 60k | 1 - 2 | 1560k | 21 | 4/1/1 | 40k | 26k |
| Til the Death | Wood Elf | 1580k | 17 | 2/3/0 | 70k | 1 - 1 | 1610k | 11 | 0/1/0 | 60k | 31k |
| Les_C_Mignons | Lizardmen | 1660k | 15 | 2/1/1 | 50k | 1 - 0 | 1570k | 9 | 1/0/1 | 50k | 27k |
| Woeful Wonders | Dark Elf | 1660k | 26 | 2/1/1 | 20k | 4 - 0 | 1690k | 17 | 4/3/0 | 70k | 30k |
| Dislikes | Dwarf | 1500k | 9 | 1/0/1 | 20k | 0 - 2 | 1480k | 19 | 1/3/0 | 50k | 32k |
| Beardy Beeronauts | Chaos Dwarf | 1410k | 15 | 1/0/0 | 80k | 2 - 0 | 1470k | 9 | 0/1/1 | 50k | 30k |
| Box Rooked Again | Shambling Undead | 1560k | 10 | 1/1/0 | 30k | 0 - 2 | 1570k | 17 | 1/3/0 | 50k | 35k |
| Stunted Beards of Chaos | Chaos Dwarf | 1170k | 15 | 1/0/0 | 80k | 2 - 1 | 1180k | 10 | 0/0/1 | 50k | 19k |
| Hemoglobetrotters BBL | Vampire | 1660k | 14 | 3/0/0 | 20k | 1 - 3 | 1680k | 16 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 29k |
| Diamond Wolves | Necromantic Horror | 1660k | 18 | 2/0/0 | 70k | 2 - 2 | 1680k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 33k |
| Nollberga BBK | Norse | 1840k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 0 - 1 | 1860k | 16 | 5/0/0 | 30k | 36k |
| To the Hall of Valhalla | Norse | 1860k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 1 - 2 | 1860k | 22 | 1/4/0 | 40k | 33k |
| Crasy House Fansy | Chaos Dwarf | 1380k | 7 | 0/1/0 | 30k | 0 - 1 | 1560k | 12 | 0/1/1 | 40k | 28k |