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Billy and the Boingers Bootleg
Roster [B] Human

I'm a Boinger
(S. Dallas)

A bird on the bass
A tongue, what a face!
At best, the music could be described as lame

Sure we look disgusting
But whose chops are we busting
In a year, maybe two, we'll seem tame

And three years down the track
We'll be a Las Vegas lounge act
We'll be back
We'll be back, 'cus we're the Boingers

Jimmy dropped his pants
And Ozzy dines on bats
And Hendrix played guitars with his teeth

The Deadheads got their Jerry
And Mom's got her Barry
And Ronnie listens to guys like Falwell and Meese

But if you don't know by now
Bill bit the head off a cow
That's no lie
That's no lie, 'cus we're the Boingers

Was Bowie ever a fairy?
Was Debbie ever Harry?
Was Elvis ever the King? let's not be reflective

Does Barbra wish she was a goy?
Is George really a boy?
Is Filthy ever Divine? - It's all subjective

Answers to all this
Lie with their psychoanalysts
Just relax
Just relax
I can't relax!
I can't relax, 'cus I'm a Boinger!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Thrower
7 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, +MA, Accurate
  32 23 4 0 0 3 50/51 140k
(70+70)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Dodge
  10 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 140k
(90+50)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Dodge
  8 1 1 0 1 1 11/16 120k
(90+30)k
 
5
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Guard, +AG
  7 1 2 0 1 2 19/31 150k
(90+60)k
 
6
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Jump Up, Juggernaut, Tackle, +AG
  29 0 3 0 29 2 77/176 220k
(90+130)k
 
7
Catcher
9 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
+MA
  5 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 90k
(60+30)k
 
8
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 3 8   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 3 8 m 14 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(0)k
 
16
Ogre
5 6 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, +ST, Block
  31 0 1 0 16 2 45/51 240k
(140+100)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: fidius Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1600k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 120k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1650k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:32 (8/10/14) |TD Diff:-6 (33 - 39) |Cas Diff:-9 (41/23/7 - 45/26/9)
Last Opponent: Crasy House Fansy