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A band of greedy dwarves decided to go of in search for gold and treasures waiting under the strong mountains. They could then sell the precious gems and diamonds to Imperial merchants and become extremely rich. The trouble they had was that they were expected to dig the treasure up. After only a week they couldn't be bothered to dig anymore, but their thirst for treasure did not go away. They hatched several plans to get their treasure. Bank robbery: They were able to take out the bank guards pretty easily with their large pickaxes but the miners began to quarrel with each other over who was going to carry the sack of money. They made so much of a commotion that the town wizard was stirred next door, and so the dwarves were given electrocuted by thunderous clap s of lightning sparking from the old wizards' fingers. Theft: For starters dwarves dont know anything about being a thief. They walked around the narrow streets, all 14 of them, trying to look as unsuspicious as possible. They got some soot from a chimney and blackened their faces and not to be seen, but it isn't very hard to spot 14 dwarves attempting to stealthily move towards you. They weren't able to mug any humans but they did catch a cat. To their despair it was not carrying any money... Kidnapping: The idea was to get a noble's son and get ransom from his father. They spotted a grand-looking apartment and they entered. It was actually a posh bar where the well-off travellers relaxed. As they searched for a suitable victim, they could not resist a couple of pints of ale. They saw a child of around 10 years old, slightly fatter than the poor paupers they had seen on the street, go into a small room. Having jumped the child in the room, they realised it was actually a travelling Royal Hammerer and not an obese human child at all, which consequently resulted in a hefty beating as the Royal Hammerer could out fight all 14 of them. After they dealt with their bruises and cuts, the prospectors stumbled around the human town in search for comfort. After staggering from pub to pub they realised that a stadium was being constructed there. Maybe they could get money from playing in the stadium. They didn't know what the sport was or if it involved running. Some had the idea it was the local ale drinking olympics. They could surely win that, so they went to the stadium and signed up for the next season of ale drinking. They were very excited about what the winnings would be like. They started practicing for the games that day, but they were content that they were the best ale drinkers in the Empire. On the first game of the season the "Pertinacious Prospectors", which was what they called themselves, were faced with Khemri opponents. The referee told the bewildered dwarves what the point of the game was. A loud moan rumbled in the miners dugout as they realised it involved running.... On the dwarves first "drive" they picked up the ball, after a couple of failed attempts and walked, not run, to the touchline. They were happy with themselves but in the second half fatigue took over. Unfortunately Ungrim OreMiner was so shattered that when he tried to block the Khemri Thro-ra he killed himself. The Prospectors won the game but at a price. At end of the game 1-0 to the Prospectors! And they got 80,000 gold pieces for the win. but now they have to find a replacement for poor Ungrim. Self-Inflicted Deaths: Ungrim OreMiner - Longbeard - 0 SPP - No Skills Pitch Invasion Deaths: Goragrim SteelChest - Longbeard - 9 SPP - Guard Players killed by Team: Cult Leader - Nurgle Beastman - 20 SPP - Block, Guard Renegade - Nurgle Beastman - 17 SPP - Block, Guard

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Wishful Thinkers	Khemri	1000k	10	1/0/0	80k	1 - 0	1090k	9	1/0/1	50k	66k
Caballeros de Solamnia	Human	1030k	10	0/0/0	170k	1 - 0	1060k	0	0/0/0	0k	49k
Cold-Hearts	Norse	1230k	17	4/0/0	70k	2 - 0	1000k	6	0/0/0	40k	79k
Hochmut	Orc	1340k	10	0/1/0	80k	1 - 2	1350k	13	0/0/0	50k	75k
Grossi,brutti e cattivi	Orc	1440k	7	0/0/1	70k	0 - 2	1490k	15	0/0/1	80k	55k
Perfect Length	Chaos	1510k	16	2/3/0	60k	1 - 1	1630k	12	0/1/0	40k	90k
After Forever	Chaos Dwarf	1600k	2	1/0/0	0k	0 - 1	1620k	13	0/0/0	110k	72k
Il Chaos dei 4 Formaggi	Chaos	1500k	12	1/1/1	50k	1 - 1	1360k	10	0/0/0	50k	74k
Take the ball and run	Chaos	1570k	8	0/0/0	30k	1 - 3	1790k	18	0/2/0	50k	45k
Divine Fury	High Elf	1610k	9	1/1/0	0k	0 - 1	1700k	9	0/0/0	60k	35k
Novena puerta	Orc	1630k	10	0/1/0	60k	1 - 1	1660k	12	1/0/0	10k	60k
belgiators	High Elf	1630k	8	0/0/0	10k	0 - 2	1890k	13	1/0/0	50k	46k
Lulea Lakers	Necromantic	1660k	9	0/0/0	50k	1 - 0	1580k	7	0/0/1	20k	38k
KingSnakes	Lizardmen	1730k	17	1/1/0	50k	2 - 2	1890k	18	0/2/0	20k	60k
Crypt Keeper	Necromantic	1720k	17	1/0/1	60k	1 - 0	1790k	0	0/0/0	0k	74k
Planet Hell	Dark Elf	1760k	17	3/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1680k	14	0/0/0	50k	69k
Hobbasgobbasclobbas	Chaos Dwarf	1820k	14	1/1/2	40k	1 - 2	1930k	18	1/1/0	40k	55k
Family Friendly	Nurgle's Rotters	1850k	17	1/1/2	30k	2 - 0	1750k	6	0/0/0	10k	52k
Broken Arrows	Elf	1930k	10	0/1/0	10k	1 - 1	1860k	10	0/0/0	10k	79k
Laurelorn Unicorns2	High Elf	1950k	16	2/3/0	30k	1 - 3	1790k	19	0/1/0	50k	57k
Seagal Supersonics	Elf	2010k	10	1/0/0	70k	1 - 0	1980k	9	0/0/0	70k	84k
poison varan s	Lizardmen	2100k	17	2/0/1	40k	2 - 0	1810k	8	1/0/0	20k	40k