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Crazy Kings
Roster [X2] Ogre

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<span style='display: none;'>Our coach, Lord Splutticus, modelled his Crazy Kings coaching philosophy after the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=208">"Terrifying Anarchists of Naggaroth"</a> and accordingly dubbed it: "Anarchism Evolved". As such he hopes to let his Crazy Kings emulate the wild plays and legendary matches of his all-time favourite team.<br><br>
<b>"Anarchism"</b> is a Bloodbowl-coaching-theory which aims to create a team within which individuals freely co-operate together as equals. As such Anarchism opposes all forms of hierarchical control as they are not only harmful to the individual and their individuality, but also quite unnecessary.
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The tenets of the <b>"Anarchism Evolved"</b>-movement takes this even a step further, prescribing that once hired, players may not be retired or forced into coaching positions. "Anarchism Evolved" also prescribes that no challenges may be refused, for refusing a challenge could be considered as showing a lack of confidence of the coach in the ability of his players. This does however mean that matches that are not considered 'challenging' may be turned down as a motivation for the opposing team to put in some extra practice, raise their team rating and come back when they are ready to become a real challenge.
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<td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1"><b>Concessions
Beverages (and fungus ale) provided by Orca Cola</b></font></div></td><td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1">#</font></div></td></tr><tr class="even"><td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1">Standard Seats</font></div></td><td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1">Free Peanutbutter & Goblin sandwiches offered courtesy of the Recordopedia Spluttanica, Dwarf-Cheese Pie, rocks on request</font></div></td><td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1">150.000</font></div></td></tr><tr class="odd"><td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1">Stunty Slings</font></div></td><td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1">Fungus ale, Weedgoblin pie, Elf Butter Crunch, Jiffy Orc Newburg, Chaos Romanoff </font></div></td>
<td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1">25.000</font></div></td></tr><tr class="even"><td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1">Big Guy Cages</font></div></td><td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1">Goblin Fingers, Crunchy Honey Gnoblar Kebabs, Marshmellow-coated roast Goblin</font></div></td><td align="left">
<div align="center"><font size="-1">5.000</font></div></td></tr><tr class="odd"><td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1">V.I.P. Lounge</font></div></td><td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1">Troll à la King in Goblin Gravy, Snotling Stir Fry, Skaven BBQ, Braaaaains</font></div></td><td align="left"><div align="center"><font size="-1">500</font></div></td></tr></table></span></div>
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<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=377081">The Debut Match</a> against the Crazy Gals...

<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=382234">Match 4</a> the end of our initial losing streak...

<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=382321">Match 5</a> still no shot at victory...

<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=382727">Match 6</a> our first victory...

<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=383563">Match 9</a> the last match before entering the 2504 Sambabowl...

<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=414757">Match 18</a> our first injury...

<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=436694">Match 25</a> entering the Recordopedia Spluttanica...

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=948592">Match 45</a> it doesn't matter who wins or loses when the crowd can see a match this pretty...

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1025326">Match 46</a> my fickle friend Nuffle...

<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2714353">Match 49</a> the Crazy Kings 1 match before the 50 match milestone...

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2742280">Match 50</a> a great Bloodbowl extravaganza...

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<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">Winners of the 'King of the Kill'-tourney in the 2504 Sambabowl Qualifiers<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">

<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">Mentioned in the Recordopedia Spluttanica as Holders of the record for most casualties made by a single team in a single match (17)<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">

<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">Mentioned in the Recordopedia Spluttanica as Holders of the record for most casualties inflicted in a row without conceding a casualty (44)<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">

<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">Mentioned in the Recordopedia Spluttanica as Holders of the record for most kills inflicted in a row without conceding a kill (25)<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">

<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">Along with Blood Falcons, the Crazy Kings are the only team with more than 2 team Records in the Recordopedia Spluttanica, both teams currently hold 3 team records <img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">

<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">First Ogre team to pass 300TR (second team only having 266 at that time)<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">

<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">First Ogre team to pass 400TR (second team only having 302 at that time)<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">

<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">First Ogre team to hit the 300, 350 and 400 Team-Rating mark !<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">

<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">Only Ogre team ever past 350 TR !<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">

<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">Ranked 7th team on FUMBBL (TR) over all divisions<img src="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9686/trophyy.png">
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<b>Team Goal</b> <br>Use the "Anarchism Evolved" approach to become the first team to surpass the magical milestone of 1000 Team Rating in Spike Magazine, and this by playing attractive bloodbowl.<hr><table width="400" border="0"><tr><td><div align="center"><img src="http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/3415/recordopedia.gif" width=300>
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lord Splutticus
Ogre
4 5 2 7
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Piling On, Tackle, Guard, Break Tackle
 -av, -ma, -av 55 0 2 0 40 4 106/176 240k
(195)k
  
2
Aequitas Major
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Frenzy, Pro, Block, Tackle, Stand Firm
 n 57 0 2 0 28 3 77/176 270k
(158)k
  
3
El Essadji
Ogre
6 5 3 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, +MA, +AG, Break Tackle, Sure Hands, Guard
 n 56 6 33 0 21 4 Legend
167
 290k
(215)k
  
4
Terrus
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Tackle, Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle
   55 0 3 0 25 10 109/176 240k
(213)k
  
5
Elvirus
Ogre
5 6 3 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, +ST, +AG, Multiple Block, Guard
 n 55 5 7 0 24 4 94/176 280k
(188)k
  
6
Venomus
Ogre
5 5 3 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Tackle, +AG, Sure Hands, Guard
   56 6 12 0 20 4 102/176 270k
(210)k
  
7
Bogrott
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   6 1 0 0 1 0 3/6 120k
(120)k
  
8
Bongar
Ogre
5 5 1 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Tackle, Guard, Multiple Block
 n, -ag 48 1 1 1 17 5 65/76 220k
(142)k
  
9
Herr Baffers
Ogre
4 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Tackle, Guard, Break Tackle, Dodge
 -ma 46 0 2 0 26 5 83/176 250k
(215)k
  
10
Nuffle's Chosen
Goblin
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 -ma, m 18 1 0 0 2 2 15/16 60k
(0)k
  
11
Benchwarmer
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Guard, Multiple Block
 n 43 0 0 0 9 3 33/51 190k
(135)k
  
12
Herr Spluttaliser
Ogre
6 5 3 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Frenzy, +AG, Block, +MA, Guard
 n 52 4 8 0 17 5 87/176 270k
(183)k
  
13
Mezir
Goblin
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Dirty Player
 -av 23 0 3 0 1 1 16/31 100k
(55)k
  
14
Christer
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Dirty Player
 n 23 3 0 0 1 3 20/31 90k
(63)k
  
15
Skijunkie
Goblin
7 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, +MA
 -av 19 4 2 0 2 1 19/31 90k
(50)k
  
16
Grumbledook
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 n 20 3 3 0 0 0 12/16 60k
(17)k
  
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Lord_Splutticus Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 18  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 3430k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:57 (27/7/23) |TD Diff:-3 (95 - 98) |Cas Diff:193 (126/91/43 - 32/27/8)
Last Opponent: Pain in Numbers

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Crazy GalsAmazon1000k91/1/0110k0 - 32460k232/2/020k73k
Black GrailDark Elf1120k120/2/230k0 - 51000k260/1/090k54k
Organized AnarchyChaos1190k122/0/080k1 - 31250k201/0/170k56k
Weapons of SOCOMSnotling1240k154/1/050k0 - 01000k70/0/140k61k
Krewe of KyojimaHuman1320k122/0/160k0 - 21060k140/1/180k54k
Harlem GloberottersNurgle's Rotters1360k273/2/040k4 - 11040k101/0/060k62k
Alive and kickingHuman1470k131/0/040k2 - 01000k50/0/080k45k
Black GrailDark Elf1430k222/2/060k3 - 21190k140/0/070k84k
My 11 Fumbbl FavouritesOrc1540k91/1/040k0 - 32340k180/1/060k95k
Harlem GloberottersNurgle's Rotters1500k191/3/190k2 - 11120k80/0/050k66k
Plague GiversNurgle's Rotters1620k80/0/080k1 - 01410k104/0/070k79k
Critters from the SwampLizardmen1710k132/1/150k0 - 61300k261/0/070k69k
Black GrailDark Elf1780k192/2/140k2 - 01510k50/0/020k62k
Uber's NordiciNorse1870k205/1/110k1 - 11700k122/1/030k76k
Pointless ViolenceNecromantic1920k241/2/170k3 - 22440k171/0/10k67k
We don't do any wrongGoblin Cheaters2050k243/2/240k1 - 21400k130/0/040k77k
Frozen MicroscopeChaos Dwarf2130k233/3/030k2 - 21960k130/0/010k70k
New Orc RangersOrc2120k161/1/020k2 - 01850k50/0/020k68k
Turnover TrademarksElf2190k170/1/260k3 - 21940k81/0/00k61k
Slaya HatazOgre2290k113/0/00k0 - 22140k150/2/060k88k
Lowly UnderdogsOld World2310k172/0/1110k2 - 11550k30/0/00k83k
Slaya HatazOgre2210k184/0/130k1 - 22240k131/0/050k94k
Hochland BeerBelliesHuman2270k202/2/220k1 - 21900k161/0/030k81k
Alive and kickingHuman2340k293/3/110k3 - 01370k50/0/070k50k
Trollcave bugsSnotling2420k558/6/340k5 - 01000k50/0/060k69k
Scurvy VerminGoblin2580k435/3/240k5 - 01000k60/0/060k72k
Terrifying Anarchists of NaggarothDark Elf2710k192/3/030k1 - 45870k240/1/030k137k
Rotting ScoundrelsUndead2770k291/4/120k4 - 01060k70/1/090k84k
Punchable Pixies PBKWood Elf2860k222/1/220k2 - 11630k110/0/0110k83k
Killing NunsAmazon2850k162/0/020k2 - 11760k100/0/060k94k
teenage mutant gutter runnersSkaven2910k150/2/120k1 - 11880k110/0/020k79k
Dead Things ScoringNecromantic2960k305/2/040k3 - 01270k60/0/050k91k
Spanish QuarterDark Elf3070k243/2/10k2 - 32320k180/0/050k75k
UnsymphatenKhemri3120k171/2/020k2 - 01560k50/1/060k121k
Clan AngroxDwarf3180k194/0/150k1 - 02530k70/1/050k129k
Dizzy Mizz LizziesLizardmen3260k130/2/240k0 - 42220k233/0/040k126k
Forgotten SpiritsKhemri3330k162/2/00k1 - 02170k110/1/110k89k
high and mighty elfsHigh Elf3210k110/3/00k0 - 42470k261/2/060k102k
Forgotten SpiritsKhemri3230k80/0/010k1 - 42030k212/2/180k102k
Evil LooksChaos Dwarf3250k140/2/10k1 - 22380k161/0/020k115k
Underground Snatch CowardsHalfling3270k192/2/10k1 - 01250k70/1/080k78k
Space girlsAmazon3310k202/4/00k1 - 12390k120/1/010k92k
Underground Snatch CowardsHalfling3350k232/3/110k2 - 11260k80/0/090k81k
Green Pack BayersOrc3410k70/1/00k0 - 32220k242/0/140k99k
Confused DrunkardsOld World3420k182/1/020k2 - 31020k140/0/060k85k
Orcish Pacifist LeagueOrc3490k91/0/10k0 - 12150k142/2/070k88k
Sissies of No-MercyDark Elf3380k143/1/010k0 - 21440k130/0/040k75k
Kampenhout BoerengatHuman3410k282/1/030k5 - 01540k70/0/080k107k
Snotter's RevengeSnotling3500k254/1/020k3 - 01280k71/0/070k75k
Long boat crewNorse3570k336/1/020k4 - 22170k120/0/040k82k
Shi Ka'rieSnotling3660k405/3/10k5 - 01260k70/0/050k85k
hieroglyph's HammersKhemri3740k102/0/00k0 - 22120k192/3/140k108k
teenage mutant gutter runnersSkaven3760k132/2/020k0 - 91960k432/1/060k85k
Sissies of No-MercyDark Elf3810k292/3/30k2 - 21680k140/0/080k86k
[F]actionAmazon3870k254/3/240k3 - 02310k70/1/030k126k
Fling-A-FlingHalfling3970k122/0/10k0 - 41260k231/1/060k100k
Pain in NumbersChaos Pact4000k212/1/20k2 - 21800k110/0/030k110k