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High Elves are among the most wealthiest and snobbiest of all the races in the Old World. For good reason too! Few races can ever reach the same level of luxurious and comfortable lifestyle of the High Elves. Naturally they too came to the Blood Bowl world with a similar attitude and have become a well known sight across many stadiums. The Ulthuan Dragonflight are one of many of these teams. After hearing about the Naggarothian Nightwings having taken to the Open Leagues, the Ulthuan Dragonflight was rapidly put together to show their Evil counterparts how to really play. Alyran Miththalar, founder and captain of the team, intended to show the other "lesser" teams how to really play the game and has hired among the most noble and well trained players money can buy. Unfortunately, it was not too long later that Alyran Miththalar was killed on the field of Blood Bowl. Despite the best efforts of his personal Apothecary, the Super Star Blitzer who so believed himself invulnerable finally met his end against a Chaos team Goretown Grinder. While a devastating blow to the teams performance, the Dragonflight intend to continue on. Captaincy has now moved to Alyathon Miththalar, brother of Alyran. In contrast to his brother, Alyathon is more focused on forging a strong, organized team rather than simply use them as an excuse to show-off and take all the glory himself. Hopefully this will also result in other members of the team being allowed to be attended by the apothecary! Furthermore, Alyathon Miththalar has enlisted the help of numerous Star Players, most notably Prince Moranion. While the Prince has helped the team in many matches, the Star Player has been poignant about requiring additional funding on the side due to suffering numerous injuries to his person. Recent developments however have seen Prince Moranion absent from the team. Reports have said the falling out between the team and the Prince have lead to a sudden reduction in appearances. Alyathon, ever the pompous one has decided instead to look even higher. The legendary Star, Morg N Thorg, has been seen working alongside the Ulthuan Dragonflights and has been a huge part of their recent successes. Prince Moranion denied any comments despite the media reporting a rather destitute response. Despite this, both Morg and Moranion appeared together in a match, ending 4-0 for the Ulthuan Dragonflights. It can only be assumed relations have healed somewhat. Recently after a hiatus, the Ulthuan Dragonflights returned to the Gridiron. Their first return match saw them face off against a Nurgle team. Morg was quickly employed. Before even the first kick-off, disaster struck. A massive boulder, later confirmed to be fired from a trebuchet suspiciously close to the stadium, struck Morg down and took him out for the rest of the game. The Ulthuan Dragonflights however, managed to take the game 1-1 after a brutal and desperate battle. Following this, Morg was once more employed against a Chaos Chosen team. The team was met with ferocity they had not seen in years, losing players rapidly. Morg himself was taken down and gang fouled twice, the second injuring him for the game. Alyathon Miththalar, Legend Blitzer and Team Captain, was struck down and crippled with a smashed ankle, with the team losing 2-4. By a miracle and unknown means however, Alyathon Miththalar returned completely healed, some say by magical means. Their most recent match was against a Chaos Renegade team. Alyathon decided to be a little generous in his spending and so once more employed both Morg 'N Thorg and Prince Moranion. The Prince was more than eager to show off his talents and was quick to action. Throughout the match, not only did he intercept any back field threats, he also managed to sack the ball carrier three times. Morg himself managed to scrum and injure two players and even won MVP award at the end. The game ended 2-1 with the Ulthuan Dragonflights taking a victory. However despite this success, another match against an Orc team saw a 0-2 loss, despite the best efforts of Morg and Alyathon. The team has blamed the rain in causing the result. Morg himself was just happy to get into a good scrap and Alyathon happy to survive but the other High Elves were not so pleased and insisted they played another match till they achieved victory. Prince Moranion, ever the crafty individual, was quick to react to the recent loss of the team and insisted that his services would be better served than Morg. The High Elves, still bitter of their loss and lacking gold to hire Morg once again, allowed the Prince into their ranks. The match was against a Nurgle team which ended 1-1. Prince Moranion spent most of the game floating behind the teams' ranks, and did little but attempt to block their beast of nurgle. In the second half he was downed and was brutally gang fouled, causing a serious injury. Prince Moranion was dragged screaming over his shattered hand to the dug out, but the team managed to pull through with a draw. Enraged with the Prince as well as the devastation wreaked on their team from the Nurgles, Alyathon once more funded Morg, this time both he and the team absolutely insistent they walk away with a victory. This time their match was against an Orc team. The match started out brutally, a massive, full scale pitch invasion erupting. Half of the Orc team was brutalized while Morg was the only victim on the Elf team. The merciless "fans" who dared attack Morg supposedly had some commercial issues with him and were returning a debt. Fortunately this merely stunned him as Morg managed to dispatch most of his attackers before any real damage was done. Alyathon and and Rhanathal got to work and thanks to an expertly timed blitz, dispatched the ball off the humungous Orc Blitzer, allowing Alyathon to sweep in for a touchdown in the opening moments. The next drive saw the Orcs storm down the field as a massive wall of green flesh and spiked armour. Morg was quick to engage their wall, diverting the Orc's offensive push down the other side with only a few high Elves to block their advance. With such concentration of orcs locked together, it would be near impossible for the high elves to stop them reaching the endzone. Seeing the change of pace in the situation, Morg decided enough was enough. Filled with unbridled, near daemonic rage over recent stresses (and very bad halfling beverages), Morg clearly showed how he was the Ballista. Charging straight into the middle of the newly formed wall, Morg impaled one of the Orc Star Blitzers on his massive gauntlet, Captain Blackadder, and dispatched him in such a horrifyingly brutal and grotesque way, the entire Orc team was stopped dead in their tracks in fear. For the remainder of the match, the Orcs refused to play the ball, while Morg continued to pound any unfortunates left on the line of scrum, injuring both a Goblin and a troll. Alyathon entertained himself by passing the ball between him and a catcher. The game ended 1-0 but Alyathon could not doubt Morg had single handedly won the game in a single, well placed "block". Alyathon now having fought once more in his "prime" and having seen a glorious victory, decided to put the team on hiatus. Much to the relief of many of the members of the Ulthuan Dragonflight, they may now return to a life of luxury, comfort and non violence. Morg too was very pleased with all the cash the team had generally provided him and was more than happy to continue servicing them if they decided to come out of hiatus. Prince Moranion unfortunately was not able to give comment but reports have said he is still in considerable pain due to his shattered hand. Current Players Past Players 0-5 6-15 16-30 31-50 51-75 76-175 176+

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Storming Shorties	Chaos Dwarf	1000k	14	0/0/0	50k	2 - 1	1000k	12	1/1/0	50k	14k
Two Ghouls, One Cup	Necromantic Horror	1050k	12	0/0/0	10k	1 - 2	1040k	12	0/0/0	70k	12k
Da Shroom Manipulataz	Goblin	1100k	15	2/0/0	60k	1 - 1	1130k	13	2/0/0	60k	15k
Ciao Chaos	Chaos Chosen	1120k	17	0/1/0	60k	3 - 0	1170k	6	0/0/0	20k	19k
scheletri	Shambling Undead	1220k	10	0/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1370k	12	1/1/0	70k	23k
Zit Poppin' All Stars	Nurgle	1240k	16	0/1/0	40k	3 - 0	1150k	11	3/0/0	70k	16k
Dark Side Socks	Chaos Chosen	1390k	9	0/0/0	20k	1 - 2	1500k	17	2/1/0	80k	26k
galeotti	Chaos Renegade	1320k	18	1/0/0	40k	2 - 1	1300k	9	0/0/0	30k	21k
East Coast Kings	Chaos Renegade	1440k	13	0/1/0	70k	2 - 0	1580k	9	1/0/1	60k	34k
Losing is Fun!	Chaos Dwarf	1470k	17	0/1/0	60k	3 - 1	1500k	12	1/2/1	30k	28k
Zit Poppin' All Stars	Nurgle	1320k	9	0/0/1	70k	0 - 1	1300k	10	0/1/0	60k	28k
Radnage Raiders	Dwarf	1220k	17	0/0/0	50k	3 - 0	1220k	9	3/0/0	30k	24k
Fastville Speedsters	Skaven	1470k	20	0/0/0	50k	4 - 2	1560k	12	0/0/0	60k	28k
Garbage Collection	Human	1540k	21	0/1/1	60k	3 - 1	1420k	13	1/1/0	20k	24k
GreRedGreenInvasion	Orc	1440k	21	0/0/0	70k	5 - 1	1710k	11	2/0/0	20k	37k
Mandarinas Podridas	Nurgle	1630k	16	0/0/0	80k	3 - 0	1640k	7	0/1/0	30k	28k
TheMaryPompins	Shambling Undead	1570k	17	0/0/0	30k	3 - 0	1570k	9	1/3/1	60k	35k
Goretown Grinders	Chaos Chosen	1410k	9	0/0/0	70k	1 - 2	1790k	17	1/1/1	70k	41k
Heritage Boys	Ogre	1430k	8	0/1/0	30k	0 - 1	1670k	16	2/4/0	50k	30k
el primitivo	Human	1320k	9	0/0/0	40k	1 - 1	1350k	15	2/1/0	40k	31k
A Addiction to the Claw	Chaos Chosen	1420k	15	0/1/0	60k	3 - 0	1340k	13	2/2/0	40k	30k
Meek Miners	Dwarf	1400k	10	0/0/0	50k	1 - 0	1270k	7	0/0/1	30k	22k
High School Destroyers	Human	1560k	14	2/0/0	70k	1 - 1	1560k	13	2/0/1	20k	35k
Niflheim United III	Chaos Renegade	1490k	12	1/0/0	70k	2 - 0	1530k	7	1/0/0	40k	29k
Aldorf's Runners	Human	1530k	13	0/0/0	80k	2 - 1	1540k	15	3/0/0	60k	35k
No Parole but Blood Bowl	Human	1540k	18	0/1/0	40k	3 - 1	1990k	18	3/1/0	10k	36k
Demon Delf	Dark Elf	1450k	6	0/0/0	20k	0 - 2	1950k	13	0/1/1	60k	36k
Quis Custodiet IC	Human	1430k	15	1/1/1	30k	1 - 2	1850k	13	0/0/0	50k	30k
Dwarf Torch	Chaos Dwarf	1510k	12	0/0/0	30k	2 - 2	1530k	16	0/1/1	40k	31k
Rangers of Thranduil	Wood Elf	1440k	13	0/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1540k	17	0/2/0	20k	30k
Sir Jahw' s eleven	Human	1470k	9	0/0/0	20k	1 - 1	1480k	8	0/0/0	20k	30k
In Bonehead We Trust	Ogre	1480k	14	2/0/1	40k	0 - 1	1690k	14	3/0/1	70k	28k
Menisky Blues	Orc	1470k	13	1/0/0	80k	2 - 1	1460k	14	1/1/1	20k	34k
Ark Delf	Dark Elf	1370k	12	0/1/0	70k	0 - 2	1310k	17	2/0/0	30k	34k
Pus Packers	Nurgle	1540k	13	0/1/0	30k	2 - 1	1600k	15	1/2/0	50k	25k
Bloodgorge Marauders	Orc	1450k	5	0/0/0	60k	0 - 2	2500k	21	3/2/0	50k	26k
Horns Up	Chaos Chosen	1400k	18	1/0/0	80k	4 - 1	1740k	20	3/1/1	10k	32k
Zit Poppin' All Stars II	Nurgle	1500k	26	1/0/0	40k	6 - 0	1780k	13	2/3/0	20k	23k
Dabuu	Ogre	1430k	31	1/0/1	60k	7 - 0	1160k	21	5/3/1	40k	29k
Teh Boys	Ogre	1500k	14	1/0/0	90k	2 - 2	1880k	17	2/2/0	50k	32k
90's	Human	1340k	14	1/0/0	60k	2 - 2	1480k	21	2/1/1	50k	33k
Chaos Rural Panthers	Chaos Renegade	1440k	20	1/0/0	50k	4 - 0	1520k	11	2/1/0	60k	27k
let's do the time dance again	Human	1520k	6	0/0/0	40k	0 - 4	1870k	24	1/1/0	70k	36k
A Addiction to the Claw	Chaos Chosen	1180k	11	0/0/0	20k	0 - 2	1320k	13	1/0/0	40k	28k
Icebergz	Norse	1600k	17	1/1/0	80k	2 - 1	1490k	14	1/0/0	60k	23k
Flapping our wings	Chaos Chosen	1700k	21	0/1/0	70k	4 - 0	2060k	12	1/1/1	50k	32k
Nurgle Wasp	Nurgle	1620k	11	0/1/0	20k	1 - 1	1870k	15	2/1/0	70k	33k
Angry Newscasters	Tomb Kings	1540k	15	0/0/0	60k	3 - 0	2160k	9	4/1/2	30k	34k
Sinister Routine	Dark Elf	1500k	17	2/1/0	20k	2 - 2	2330k	13	0/0/0	30k	26k
Acción Social	Chaos Dwarf	1580k	16	0/0/0	60k	3 - 0	2290k	9	1/1/0	30k	34k
Breaking All Moulds	Chaos Chosen	1620k	5	0/0/0	60k	0 - 1	2240k	13	2/0/0	60k	26k
Wyld. Stallyns	Orc	1620k	12	0/0/0	70k	2 - 1	2140k	17	2/3/0	50k	31k
She's A Sensation	Wood Elf	1520k	21	3/1/0	70k	2 - 1	1980k	13	0/0/0	60k	33k
Breaking All Moulds	Chaos Chosen	1710k	19	0/0/0	30k	4 - 0	2530k	21	3/2/2	40k	35k
Reik Fire Bochum	Human	1420k	20	2/1/0	60k	2 - 1	1690k	19	3/1/1	40k	29k
Breaking All Moulds	Chaos Chosen	1730k	16	0/0/0	40k	3 - 2	2230k	20	3/2/0	70k	27k
Campy Vampy	Vampire	1620k	17	2/2/0	60k	1 - 1	1940k	12	1/1/0	70k	35k
Oozing Schmoozers	Nurgle	1670k	11	0/0/1	30k	1 - 1	2100k	11	1/0/0	40k	36k
Butterfly's Effective IV	Chaos Chosen	1640k	14	0/1/0	30k	2 - 4	2230k	32	6/1/1	60k	35k
U.S. Army	Chaos Renegade	1480k	17	1/1/0	50k	2 - 1	2450k	13	1/1/0	20k	30k
Gilgorod's Tribe	Orc	1690k	7	0/1/0	60k	0 - 2	2300k	15	2/0/0	80k	32k
Dechus	Nurgle	1700k	9	0/0/0	60k	1 - 1	2110k	17	1/2/2	20k	28k
Chiswick! Fresh Horses!!!	Orc	1500k	20	2/0/1	60k	1 - 0	2130k	7	0/1/0	60k	36k