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P [L] Daemons of Slaanesh

Come now my sweet children, turn away from the stale and mundane banalities of your humdrum existence, and embrace me. Sink into my sweet caresses and let me stroke away your cares and worries as you experience all the joys and sensations there are. Lose yourself in an eternity of ecstatic torment and tortured pleasure, wrapped within my tender arms, bare to my whims. If this is heresy, then it is Heresy of the most Delicious kind. But also I only do things that are appropriate for a site that children also use.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Return'd Sensinator
Keeper of Secrets
7 5 4 8
Claw, Extra Arms, Loner, Regeneration, Very Long Legs, Wild Animal
Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Break Tackle
   20 0 0 0 6 4 32/51 260k
(200+60)k
  
2
Banjo'Jazzler
Daemonette
8 4 4 7
Claw, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
Block, Dodge, +MA, +ST, Sure Hands
 n 32 8 12 1 7 5 85/176 260k
(120+140)k
  
3
Lascivia Lewdlips
Daemonette
8 3 4 7
Claw, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
Block, Dodge, Side Step, +MA
   30 7 8 0 3 3 52/76 210k
(120+90)k
  
4
Narcissa Wildmusk
Daemonette
7 3 4 7
Claw, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
Dodge, Block, Mighty Blow
   14 0 5 0 3 3 36/51 190k
(120+70)k
  
5
Princess Alberta
Daemonette
7 3 4 7
Claw, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
Wrestle, Dodge
   12 0 6 0 1 2 30/31 160k
(120+40)k
  
6
Tantalisa Mindwarp
Daemonette
7 3 4 7
Claw, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
Wrestle
   5 2 0 0 0 2 12/16 140k
(120+20)k
  
9
Mankini
Cultist
6 3 3 8   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Howard Clearfist
Cultist
6 3 3 8
Block, Kick
   26 0 0 0 4 2 18/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
11
Magic Mike
Cultist
6 3 3 8   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Slitherhips
Cultist
6 3 3 8   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
14
Cacklehead
Cultist
6 3 3 8
Block, Tackle
   32 0 0 0 4 2 18/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
15
Trisexual Trevor
Cultist
6 3 3 8   31 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
16
Tom Thunderbanjo
Cultist
6 3 3 8   29 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Felix17 Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Daemons of Slaanesh Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1950k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 330k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1950k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:33 (15/5/13) |TD Diff:9 (43 - 34) |Cas Diff:-17 (43/14/5 - 41/29/9)
Last Opponent: Banda Sagrada de Magritta

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Mоurkain KingsStrigoi980k91/1/040k0 - 21000k130/1/080k15k
Shatner's BassoonTzeentch980k130/1/040k1 - 11050k102/0/060k12k
Sheikh it offAraby1030k155/0/030k0 - 11170k90/0/040k12k
Half-cutDryad1170k121/0/060k1 - 11190k101/0/030k20k
South Paw StormersSquig1200k161/0/060k2 - 11420k161/1/240k17k
Brass Eyes SLNecrarch1080k204/1/050k1 - 11380k150/1/180k28k
[SL] Olde Schoole CooleEstalia1110k141/0/070k2 - 21160k180/2/030k24k
Sheikh it offAraby1260k202/2/070k2 - 01330k91/1/050k18k
Mоurkain KingsStrigoi1360k91/0/030k0 - 11310k122/0/080k25k
Front YardersGnome1430k305/1/060k4 - 01170k70/0/060k26k
[SL] Haka Chibi Hako Siva TauFour Nations1450k70/1/050k0 - 11280k141/2/050k19k
West ParkKurgan1390k60/0/030k0 - 11300k122/0/030k27k
Gaen Vale GriffonsAvelorn1650k203/1/060k2 - 11710k121/0/040k26k
Banda Sagrada de MagrittaMyrmidia1700k50/0/030k0 - 11180k143/0/160k18k
Cheese Eating Blender MonkeesClan Moulder1730k173/0/160k1 - 01530k214/4/050k21k
[SL] Down Unda ThundaSquig1720k80/0/060k1 - 11630k143/0/040k32k
Disgruntled Bus Drivers UnionBlack Dwarf1860k102/0/020k0 - 11460k100/0/170k25k
Front YardersGnome1650k264/0/060k3 - 11290k151/2/020k26k
Shhhh its a secretForest Goblin1650k60/0/060k0 - 21310k171/2/040k30k
Half-cutDryad1720k130/1/160k1 - 01550k50/0/020k23k
DSRClan Eshin1840k160/0/040k3 - 21520k140/0/270k29k
Gaen Vale GriffonsAvelorn1710k120/0/160k1 - 21880k181/0/130k32k
DSRClan Eshin1680k130/1/070k2 - 11650k90/0/050k31k
[SL]Beached AsUndead Pirates1640k111/0/030k1 - 21210k182/2/050k30k
All Up In Your SwayzeTilea1630k173/1/020k1 - 21410k173/1/070k32k
Punishing WounderzTroll1710k192/0/170k2 - 11410k121/2/070k26k
PutridProudClan Pestilens1460k80/0/040k1 - 21540k211/2/150k36k
Friendly Men In Sharp SuitsDaemons of Malal1480k182/0/070k3 - 01000k91/1/030k21k
Beards Beers and BikinisIronbreaker1830k140/0/160k2 - 01820k111/2/010k32k
Banda Sagrada de MagrittaMyrmidia1890k111/0/070k1 - 01400k92/0/050k28k
Mоurkain KingsStrigoi1910k121/1/030k2 - 11590k142/1/060k33k
Trout mask ReplicaNautican1890k190/2/080k3 - 11390k122/0/020k33k
Banda Sagrada de MagrittaMyrmidia1960k70/0/060k0 - 11720k162/2/080k36k