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Roster [L] RogerDeath's Team

Great at hurting enemies but poor at ball handling. This team is noteworthy for their inability to win a single game through the entire 1st and 2nd seasons.

Yeah, we really suck at winning...

Until we don't? First game of Season 3 and we were FINALLY blessed with a win (and more kills)! Two wins in a row to start Season 3. We might finally be in this! Though as a shock to nobody, things turned around and victories are once again nonexistant.


PLAYER DEATHS:
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Intel 14nm
Undead Pirates Vampire Lord
6 5 4 8
Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration, Wild Animal
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 160k
(160+0)k
  
2
Zen
Sisters of Sigmar Matriarch*
5 4 2 9
Dauntless, Mighty Blow
Block, Dodge, Leader, Side Step
   34 0 0 0 21 5 67/76 230k
(120+110)k
  
3
Intel 386
Kislev Werebear
4 5 1 8
Grab, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Thick Skull
   7 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
4
Volta
Strigoyan Lord
6 6 2 8
Blood Lust, Claw, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Mighty Blow, Block, Dodge, +ST, Tackle
   36 1 0 0 47 4 115/176 250k
(120+130)k
  
5
Tegra
Amazon Linewoman*
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   6 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
6
Cannon Lake
Nippon Ashigaru*
6 3 4 8
+AG, Dodge
   15 2 3 0 0 1 16/31 120k
(50+70)k
  
7
Iris PRO
Lizardman Saurus*
6 4 1 9
Block, Dodge
   21 0 0 0 7 2 24/31 130k
(80+50)k
  
8
Golden Cove
Clan Mors Storm Vermin
7 3 3 8
Block
 m 7 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 90k
(0)k
  
9
Stole your sandwiches
Lybras Sepulchral Stalker
6 3 3 8
Hypnotic Gaze, Prehensile Tail, Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block
   7 0 0 0 1 1 15/16 130k
(110+20)k
  
10
Tahiti
Witch Hunters Flagellants*
6 3 3 7
Frenzy, Thick Skull
   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Basic Boi
Nippon Ashigaru*
6 3 3 8
Guard
   4 0 0 0 0 0 10/16 80k
(50+30)k
  
12
MediaGX
Khainite Assassin Shadow Blade*
7 3 4 8
Dodge, Shadowing, Stab
Tackle
   9 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 130k
(110+20)k
  
13
POWER10
Kislev Kicker*
6 3 3 7
Fend, Hail Mary Pass, Kick
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
14
Gracemont
Amazon Catcher*
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
   1 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
15
Jaguar
Squig Cave Squig*
6 4 3 8
Claw, Leap, No Hands, Really Stupid, Very Long Legs
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: RogerDeath Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: RogerDeath's Team Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1890k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1980k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:36 (4/11/21) |TD Diff:-45 (23 - 68) |Cas Diff:49 (71/32/14 - 40/24/4)
Last Opponent: [NL] Agents of N.U.F.F.L.E

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Impractical JokerzMidas' Roster990k50/0/040k0 - 21000k152/0/170k10k
Kick'em When They're DownGlad's Team1040k92/0/050k0 - 01060k111/2/080k15k
Wandering WabosKingKurt's Team1080k71/0/060k0 - 3980k160/1/050k19k
Nuffle SquadForemole's Team1070k101/1/010k0 - 11170k131/1/090k17k
Blipdoolpoop's BizzaroNelphine's Team1150k193/2/020k1 - 21230k110/0/060k13k
Old-World-All StarsMalt's Team1190k164/0/030k1 - 21230k141/1/030k19k
Nuffle SquadForemole's Team1190k174/0/080k1 - 11200k112/0/040k18k
Madd ConfuzinatorsLorebass' Team1390k111/0/050k1 - 11250k121/0/130k16k
Brothers in Harmsjdmickleburgh's Team1470k180/5/030k1 - 11220k121/1/060k22k
Smorgisborg of LoveSwampserpent's Team1470k71/0/060k0 - 41330k241/1/060k18k
NuFfLe All--StarsGAZZATROT's Team1240k142/1/050k1 - 21250k120/0/050k12k
Beautiful Garbage FireYaersulf's Team1260k71/0/030k0 - 31250k181/1/060k12k
Chaotic Cookie CuttersLoopyLoo's Roster1230k70/0/130k0 - 21200k130/1/020k16k
In the name of NuffleMort's Team1330k253/2/230k2 - 21010k182/0/120k12k
Sacred Church of NuffleRyld's Team1340k71/0/060k0 - 61430k271/1/060k21k
Root of ConfusionRoto's Team1400k102/0/040k0 - 41430k323/3/070k21k
Havoc HarvestersProff70's Team1330k112/1/010k0 - 21570k131/0/070k16k
Nuffle's Demon SpawnThe Demon's Team1420k112/0/110k0 - 31010k243/2/070k7k
Marco's Nuffle GiftsZiopunk's Team1280k174/2/040k0 - 51280k240/2/070k12k
Nuffle's Wandering StarsArthas85's Team1350k213/2/050k2 - 21290k142/0/040k14k
Smorgisborg of LoveSwampserpent's Team1630k196/1/040k0 - 01830k142/1/060k15k
Lumpy Lads With Tons of ToysMrCushtie's Team1460k192/0/250k2 - 01420k50/0/030k15k
Speedy Snaking Scoring SquadXandyreoch's Team1520k152/0/040k2 - 11460k80/0/080k16k
NuFfLe All--StarsGAZZATROT's Team1530k111/2/040k0 - 21370k130/1/070k21k
Nuffle's WafflesRhumy's Team1520k113/0/030k0 - 31540k190/1/070k18k
Smorgisborg of LoveSwampserpent's Team1630k120/0/1100k1 - 01690k00/0/00k12k
Blipdoolpoop's BizzaroNelphine's Team1750k121/0/120k1 - 21670k152/0/040k21k
Wandering WabosKingKurt's Team1750k131/3/020k0 - 31690k213/0/050k19k
[NL] Agents of N.U.F.F.L.ERainford's Team1750k203/0/320k1 - 12140k141/0/190k22k
Havoc HarvestersProff70's Team1480k201/4/170k1 - 11430k90/0/040k22k
Nuffle SquadForemole's Team1520k141/2/050k1 - 11410k102/0/060k13k
Beautiful Garbage FireYaersulf's Team1560k205/1/050k1 - 21610k192/2/080k15k
Wagon Train To Nuffle [old]Swampserpent's Team1370k161/2/150k1 - 21570k162/0/050k18k
Nuffle SquadForemole's Team1670k142/1/070k1 - 01620k71/1/040k21k
Nuffle LuckersSanlo3's Team1690k91/0/150k0 - 11380k101/0/040k24k
[NL] Agents of N.U.F.F.L.ERainford's Team1920k164/0/060k1 - 11770k141/1/030k26k